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Love Reading TD dads putting toys together

Posted on 12/25/25 at 12:28 am
Posted by Tiigers072410
Belle Chasse, LA
Member since Oct 2011
224 posts
Posted on 12/25/25 at 12:28 am
Every year I love reading the story’s of Dads putting together toys for the morning after drinking to much. I don’t have kids but this gives me holiday joy and makes me want to be one of those guys. Merry Christmas and happy bourbon to all those putting together toys tonight
Posted by Hot Carl
Prayers up for 3
Member since Dec 2005
62077 posts
Posted on 12/25/25 at 12:38 am to
As frustrating as those Christmas Eves and early Christmas mornings could be—instructions were terrible and there were always pieces missing. Took the Lord’s name in vain more times on that day than any other some years, the very day I should have taken care not to. So frustrating.

I’ll tell you one thing, though, I’d give just about anything to be doing exactly that right now. Enjoy it, Dads, doing it right now. You only get so many of these. And you may get less than you thought you would. Pretend like this is your last.

Cheers to all the dads right now whose kids aren’t sleeping under their roofs tonight, for whatever reason. And cheers to those whose are.
Posted by LeviGarrett
Member since May 2009
164 posts
Posted on 12/25/25 at 12:40 am to
I thought I was past the stage of putting things together on Christmas Eve. My wife determined that was a lie…and told me today at about 3:00.
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
68619 posts
Posted on 12/25/25 at 12:42 am to
Pay a handy man to put the toys together. Takes the stress out of Christmas Eve.
Posted by Huck Finn
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2009
2573 posts
Posted on 12/25/25 at 12:54 am to
Been building a homemade Gaga Ball pit for my oldest daughters the last few days. Today I got my 8 year old girl out there to help me construct & paint it. Was a lot of fun working together!
Posted by wileyjones
Member since May 2014
2696 posts
Posted on 12/25/25 at 12:55 am to
Just finished a kids horse stable, vet clinic, bicycle, and motorized hot wheels track

Might be the last year of assembly for us

Posted by DesScorp
Alabama
Member since Sep 2017
9615 posts
Posted on 12/25/25 at 1:07 am to
This is the OT. They just pay illegal Mexicans to do it.
Posted by 9Fiddy
19th Hole
Member since Jan 2007
66483 posts
Posted on 12/25/25 at 1:12 am to
Just finished and poured 3 fingers neat. Now I’m going to sit here with everyone asleep, the fire screen saver on the Roku and the Christmas tree the only thing lit in the house. Then I’ll head off to bed. I have one a freshman in college and one who is 6. I’m hoping to get another 3 years of these nights, but know they’re not guaranteed.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
37742 posts
Posted on 12/25/25 at 1:15 am to
quote:

As frustrating as those Christmas Eves and early Christmas mornings could be—instructions were terrible and there were always pieces missing. Took the Lord’s name in vain more times on that day than any other some years, the very day I should have taken care not to. So frustrating. I’ll tell you one thing, though, I’d give just about anything to be doing exactly that right now. Enjoy it, Dads, doing it right now. You only get so many of these. And you may get less than you thought you would. Pretend like this is your last. Cheers to all the dads right now whose kids aren’t sleeping under their roofs tonight, for whatever reason. And cheers to those whose are.

Beautiful post.


Yeah from the time they’re old enough to process it to being too old to be as fascinated by it, goes by too quick.
Posted by Chingon Ag
Member since Nov 2018
3981 posts
Posted on 12/25/25 at 2:25 am to
I miss those days. My youngest is 13 now and wife and I will be awake waiting for them to wake up but will let them sleep. Happy where we are but smile big thinking about waking up at the crack of dawn to children out of their minds exited about what Santa brought them on Christmas morning. Enjoy every last second of it.
Posted by HubbaBubba
North of DFW, TX
Member since Oct 2010
50962 posts
Posted on 12/25/25 at 2:37 am to
quote:

I have one a freshman in college and one who is 6
99llMy youngest is in his sophomore year in college. His oldest brother started college 25 years before him.
Posted by DownTheBayouBengal
Terrebonne Parish
Member since Apr 2013
178 posts
Posted on 12/25/25 at 2:49 am to
Just completed the mission!
Posted by StansberryRules
Member since Aug 2024
4401 posts
Posted on 12/25/25 at 3:01 am to
Posted by LSUDad
Still on the move
Member since May 2004
61927 posts
Posted on 12/25/25 at 3:12 am to
quote:

Pay a handy man to put the toys together. Takes the stress out of Christmas Eve.


Your Dad never did that!
Posted by LSUDad
Still on the move
Member since May 2004
61927 posts
Posted on 12/25/25 at 3:24 am to
In 1989 Christmas Eve, I was called out for a Ship docking at Exxon in Baton Rouge. I was to be there at noon and would work till 6 am the next morning (18 hours straight). I had my truck full of toys to assemble. After arriving at Exxon for noon, I was boarding the ship at around 1:30, once on the ship, I was talking with the Chief Mate on the ship. The explosion went off. I never got to assemble anything. Spent days out there.

Once the explosion hit, my wife and Father-In-Law went and bought the toys again. Days later I returned the unopened toys to the store.

We had a large metal table in our warehouse, we could assemble, fix, build, repair anything. At times during Christmas we may have 3-6 guys building and assembling toys. Santa’s Real Workshop!

When my first grandchild was born, I got a small unfinished rocker, painted it Purple and Gold!

I was one of the hardest workers out there. If you only knew.
This post was edited on 12/25/25 at 3:27 am
Posted by jscrims
Lost
Member since May 2008
3753 posts
Posted on 12/25/25 at 4:58 am to
Took me 4.5 hours to put together my 8 year olds vanity. I am getting old as every joint on my lower body hurts from being squatted down and twisted like a pretzel trying to put this thing together.
Posted by Gorilla Ball
Az
Member since Feb 2006
12865 posts
Posted on 12/25/25 at 5:21 am to
I purchased a hockey set for the kids when they were about 10 years old so.
Huge hockey net with pvc pipes. I worked on that thing for hours. Couldn’t complete the assembly.
Had a few drinks and I got sleepy and fell asleep on the couch.
I woke up at about 5am and they finished putting the net goal together.
They asked if I could help with the door so they could put it on the driveway to play hockey.
Good times
Posted by highcotton2
Alabama
Member since Feb 2010
10368 posts
Posted on 12/25/25 at 6:58 am to
quote:

In 1989 Christmas Eve, I was called out for a Ship docking at Exxon in Baton Rouge


At the time that was the coldest day on record in Baton Rouge. Not sure if it still stands.
Posted by CapnKangaroo
Member since Dec 2025
439 posts
Posted on 12/25/25 at 7:00 am to
quote:

Took me 4.5 hours to put together my 8 year olds vanity. I am getting old as every joint on my lower body hurts from being squatted down and twisted like a pretzel trying to put this thing together.


You guys should have had kids when you were younger.
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
52360 posts
Posted on 12/25/25 at 7:15 am to
I’m a grandpa, and some of my kids have the big presents delivered to our house so my grandkids don’t see them. We spirit them into the attic but not before guess-who puts them together. I always tell the little buggers, “My grandkids are ruining my life.” But I sure love those little people!
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