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NBA return on hold, Ben Simmons angling for success in pro fishing

Posted on 12/23/25 at 2:16 pm
Posted by SPEEDY
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Posted on 12/23/25 at 2:16 pm
Posted by Black n Gold
Member since Feb 2009
15845 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 2:19 pm to
Lets hope he doesn't need to cast further than five feet.
Posted by usc6158
Member since Feb 2008
38618 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 2:21 pm to
Hopefully his casting is better than his free throw shooting
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
37230 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 2:25 pm to
Guy is an absolute disgrace. You don’t have to love basketball to be a pro, but have some fricking pride at work at your craft
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
46416 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 2:29 pm to
I didn't have that on my bingo card. Never knew he was into fishing like that.

He also fricked the only Kardashian/Jenner worth a damn. Kendall
Posted by BigBrod81
Houma
Member since Sep 2010
22753 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 2:31 pm to
Is he going to pass the reel to someone else to cast it?
Posted by usc6158
Member since Feb 2008
38618 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 2:31 pm to
He also bagged $200M just in salary
Posted by BigBrod81
Houma
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22753 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 2:35 pm to
quote:

He also fricked the only Kardashian/Jenner worth a damn. Kendall 


The catch & release of rare pink snapper.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
46416 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 2:35 pm to
fricking legend. $200 million and Kendall is a nice life.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
46416 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 2:36 pm to

quote:

rare pink snapper

Pics?
Posted by BigBrod81
Houma
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22753 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 2:41 pm to
quote:

Pics?




Posted by thetruthisnotkind
Houston
Member since Nov 2022
369 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 2:42 pm to
How in the world was he an NBA Allstar 3 times?!?
Posted by Ghost of Colby
Alberta, overlooking B.C.
Member since Jan 2009
15092 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 2:49 pm to
quote:

three-time NBA All-Star
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
88942 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 2:50 pm to
Didn’t he have pretty elite passing and defending skills? Seemed like he had a really good feel for the game.

If you can scratch out 15 points and be a very good playmaker and defender, you can make some all star games.
Posted by Boodis Man
Member since Sep 2020
7331 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 2:58 pm to
earning 200m for being a wimp is quite a feat
Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
54105 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 3:31 pm to
Way to represent lsu fishing
Posted by BZ504
Texas
Member since Oct 2005
12919 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 3:33 pm to
His Men’s NBA career is probably finished.
Posted by Keys Open Doors
In hiding with Tupac & XXXTentacion
Member since Dec 2008
32787 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 3:38 pm to
Simmons has to have one of the most unique career stat lines in NBA history.

The only other guys with such a notable falloff were either drug addicts or suffered catastrophic injuries.

Neither would apply to Simmons. His is maybe 15 percent injuries, 15 percent yips, and 70 percent hating the game of basketball and having no sense of duty to justify his guarantee contract.
Posted by Rds21275
Member since Sep 2024
216 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 3:42 pm to
ISWYDT
Posted by deltadummy
Member since Mar 2025
1645 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 4:13 pm to
Should be the Internet Win of the Day post. Congrats!
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