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The USS Trump

Posted on 12/22/25 at 6:20 pm
Posted by CU_Tigers4life
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Posted on 12/22/25 at 6:20 pm
This post was edited on 12/22/25 at 6:28 pm
Posted by PsychTiger
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Posted on 12/22/25 at 6:22 pm to
Needs more gold.
Posted by Clark14
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Posted on 12/22/25 at 6:22 pm to
The turnip…
Posted by Jbird
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Posted on 12/22/25 at 6:24 pm to
You voted for a turnip retard.
Posted by Thoresten
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Posted on 12/22/25 at 6:24 pm to
USS roger the shrubber broke dick never worked a day in my life
Posted by PsychTiger
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Posted on 12/22/25 at 6:26 pm to
More like this actually…

Posted by beaux duke
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Posted on 12/22/25 at 6:28 pm to
quote:

Needs more gold.

love when the first reply nails it
Posted by OU Guy
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Posted on 12/22/25 at 6:32 pm to
Posted by CapnKangaroo
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Posted on 12/22/25 at 6:43 pm to
Will it have rail guns?
Posted by Warboo
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Posted on 12/22/25 at 6:44 pm to
A ship with bidens face painted on the side of it! The uss turnip!
Posted by Clark14
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Posted on 12/22/25 at 6:45 pm to
quote:

I voted for a retard.


Yep.
Posted by Rebel
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Posted on 12/22/25 at 6:47 pm to
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USS roger the shrubber broke dick never worked a day in my life


I believe Roger has mentioned he spent most of military service in various ship brigs.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
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Posted on 12/22/25 at 6:48 pm to
It would have to be named after a state. Battleship New York, Battleship Florida, either one is fine.
Posted by Jbird
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Posted on 12/22/25 at 6:50 pm to
You did multiple times nice try.
Posted by Jbird
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Posted on 12/22/25 at 6:51 pm to
Nice edit twat waffle. Lol
Posted by Timeoday
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Posted on 12/22/25 at 6:56 pm to
A ship with a row of bath houses in rainbow called the Barry Soetero.
Posted by Bonkers119
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Posted on 12/22/25 at 6:57 pm to
Damn, Trump is building everything except a working economy.
Posted by LSURussian
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Posted on 12/22/25 at 6:59 pm to
Battleships are named after a state.
Posted by TheBeezer
Texas
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Posted on 12/22/25 at 7:02 pm to
Battleships been obsolete since before WW2. Besides, the USS Donald Trump would be a Ford Class aircraft carrier complete with a solid gold head for the Captain who'd be proud to go in there and take a dump.
Posted by EphesianArmor
Member since Mar 2025
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Posted on 12/22/25 at 7:05 pm to
quote:

It would have to be named after a state.

Battleship New York, Battleship Florida, either one is fine.


Greenland is slated to be the 51st. So, 'USS Trumplandia'.

OR, Trump can just declare an EO and replace the usual "State" battleship name tradition and name it (or both new battleships) after himself.
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