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Florida - Arrested, Threesome in Winn Dixie parking lot (not in a car)

Posted on 12/19/25 at 11:36 am
Posted by Shexter
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Posted on 12/19/25 at 11:36 am
Middle of the day, right on the pavement.

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The 45-year-old Florida woman is--for the second time in three months--facing criminal charges for publicly receiving oral favors from a male acquaintance, records show.

Czaplinsky and her partner were named this week in a criminal information charging them with indecent exposure, disorderly intoxication, and engaging in an unnatural and lascivious act in connection with a noon tryst on November 30 in the parking lot of a Winn-Dixie in the Florida Keys.

Responding to a 911 call about “people having sex” outside the Marathon supermarket, a cop found “3 people laying in the parking lot.”

Specifically, Czaplinsky was on her back with her pants down. Marshall Lowery, 43, was atop Czaplinsky and “facing the opposite direction with his head in her vagina area,” according to an arrest report. As a sheriff’s deputy approached the pair, “Lowery was pulling Czaplinsky’s pants further down from the middle,” while she “pulled them down from the sides exposing her vagina to the public.”

Czaplinsky and Lowery were drunk, investigators allege.


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While the duo was engaging in the al fresco romp, a second man was “laying next to them with an erect uncovered penis sticking out of his shorts.” Michael Howard, 59, was arrested for indecent exposure and disorderly intoxication

https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/sex/sharon-again-690716



This is her second time getting arrested for this. Original arrest from August with a different dude.

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MONROE COUNTY, Fla. — A man and woman were arrested Friday for engaging in a sexual act while in public view at a Marathon gas station in the Florida Keys, authorities confirmed.

Jail records show Vincent Edwards Crews, 60, of Marathon, is facing one count each with unnatural and lascivious acts and disorderly conduct. Sharon Helen Czaplinsky, 45, of Clearwater, is facing charges of indecent exposure, unnatural and lascivious acts, and disorderly conduct.

Authorities said the pair were engaging in sexual activity around 8 p.m. at the Tom Thumb gas station on the 5500 block of Overseas Highway near the station’s car wash area.

They said both individuals appeared to be intoxicated and were taken into custody without incident.


This post was edited on 12/19/25 at 12:24 pm
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
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Posted on 12/19/25 at 11:37 am to
FIXABLE [NOT FIXABLE]
Posted by jizzle6609
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Posted on 12/19/25 at 11:37 am to
Sorry for partying.
Posted by Clyde Tipton
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Posted on 12/19/25 at 11:41 am to
Jeez.

And I have to beg my wife just for an old fashioned hand job in our shower.
Posted by MemphisGuy
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Posted on 12/19/25 at 11:41 am to


Posted by glassman
Next to the beer taps at Finn's
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Posted on 12/19/25 at 11:42 am to
Dude in yellow is a poster child for Florida Man.
Posted by LSUJML
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Posted on 12/19/25 at 11:42 am to
That’s just nasty
Posted by guzziguy
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Posted on 12/19/25 at 11:43 am to
That's methed up.
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 12/19/25 at 11:56 am to
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Threesome in Winn Dixie parking lot
MFF version of this is a bucket list item, if we are speaking honestly here….
Posted by poppa1254
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Posted on 12/19/25 at 12:01 pm to
Well, if you's gots to have it, then I's gots to give it!
Posted by Lexis Dad
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Posted on 12/19/25 at 12:03 pm to
Posted by Ace Midnight
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Posted on 12/19/25 at 12:03 pm to
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pecifically, Czaplinsky was on her back with her pants down. Marshall Lowery, 43, was atop Czaplinsky and “facing the opposite direction with his head in her vagina area,”


I believe the kids call this a 6 7 Plus 2.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
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Posted on 12/19/25 at 12:07 pm to
Love is a many splendored thing
Posted by LSU4lyfe
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Posted on 12/19/25 at 12:08 pm to
Were they wearing jorts? Just trying to figure out if they like UF or not
Posted by GeauxldMember
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Posted on 12/19/25 at 12:13 pm to
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Czaplinsky was on her back with her pants down




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Posted by Tarps99
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Member since Apr 2017
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Posted on 12/19/25 at 12:13 pm to
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Winn Dixie


Was it all Because of Winn-Dixie

Fun Fact: Because of Winn-Dixie is the name of a book and a movie. For you movie buffs, the movie was filmed in Donaldsonville and the exterior shot of the Winn-Dixie store in the opening was the former Matthews Winn Dixie location on LA 1 near US 90. They air brushed out some of the businesses around the store. The movie stared Jeff Daniels and Dave Matthews the singer.


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a second man was “laying next to them with an erect uncovered penis sticking out of his shorts.” Michael Howard, 59


I hope at 59 my flagpole still will stick out my shorts.

This post was edited on 12/19/25 at 2:35 pm
Posted by 0
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Posted on 12/19/25 at 12:14 pm to
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(not in a car)


Somehow makes it worse
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
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Posted on 12/19/25 at 12:16 pm to
Legit WHYI

Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
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Posted on 12/19/25 at 12:16 pm to
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Florida woman


Checks out
Posted by BabyTac
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Posted on 12/19/25 at 12:18 pm to
We call that a soup kitchen
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