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"Jesus Christ, Powell! He could be a fricking bartender for all we know."
Posted on 12/17/25 at 12:01 pm
Posted on 12/17/25 at 12:01 pm
What's your favorite line/quote from one of the greatest Christmas movies of all time?
Posted on 12/17/25 at 1:10 pm to udtiger
"Gonna need a few new FBI guys, huh?"
Posted on 12/17/25 at 1:26 pm to udtiger
I'm Agent Johnson. This is Agent Johnson. No relation.
Come out to the coast. Have a few laughs!
Come out to the coast. Have a few laughs!
Posted on 12/17/25 at 1:31 pm to udtiger
This is Deputy Chief of Police, Dwayne T. Robinson, and I am in charge of this situation.
Oh, you're in charge? Well, I got some bad news for you Dwayne, from up here it doesn't look like you're in charge of jack shite.
Oh, you're in charge? Well, I got some bad news for you Dwayne, from up here it doesn't look like you're in charge of jack shite.
Posted on 12/17/25 at 1:48 pm to udtiger
a-hole? I'm not the one who just got butt-fricked on national TV, Dwayne. Now, you listen to me, jerk-off, if you're not a part of the solution, you're a part of the problem. Quit being a part of the fricking problem and put the other guy back on!
Posted on 12/17/25 at 1:51 pm to udtiger
“… Asian Dawn?”
“I read about them in Time Magazine “
“I read about them in Time Magazine “
Posted on 12/17/25 at 1:54 pm to udtiger
“Hey babe, I negotiate million dollar deals for breakfast. I think I can handle this Eurotrash. Hey, sprechen ze talk, huh?”
Posted on 12/17/25 at 1:55 pm to udtiger
Since my favorites have already been taken:
Posted on 12/17/25 at 2:18 pm to Saint Alfonzo
“No fricking shite, lady! Does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza?”
Posted on 12/17/25 at 2:26 pm to Sun God

This post was edited on 12/17/25 at 2:27 pm
Posted on 12/17/25 at 2:50 pm to udtiger
“Hans, booby, I’m your white knight”
Posted on 12/17/25 at 3:00 pm to udtiger
"That guy looks really pi**ed"
"He's alive"
"What?"
"Only John can drive somebody that crazy"
"He's alive"
"What?"
"Only John can drive somebody that crazy"
Posted on 12/17/25 at 3:19 pm to udtiger
Yeee-hawww! Just like fricking Saigon, eh slick?!
I was in junior high, dick head.
I was in junior high, dick head.
This post was edited on 12/17/25 at 3:20 pm
Posted on 12/17/25 at 3:40 pm to udtiger
“Next time you have a chance to kill someone, don’t hesitate!”
[empties clip]
“Thanks for the advice.”
[empties clip]
“Thanks for the advice.”
Posted on 12/17/25 at 3:48 pm to udtiger
“Oh, I hope that’s not a hostage.”
Posted on 12/17/25 at 3:54 pm to Zap Rowsdower
"And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer."
This post was edited on 12/17/25 at 3:55 pm
Posted on 12/17/25 at 4:00 pm to udtiger
"'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except the four assholes coming in the rear in standard 2X2 cover formation."
Posted on 12/17/25 at 4:43 pm to TygerTyger
quote:
"And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer."
The benefits of a classical education.
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