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"Jesus Christ, Powell! He could be a fricking bartender for all we know."

Posted on 12/17/25 at 12:01 pm
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
112700 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 12:01 pm
What's your favorite line/quote from one of the greatest Christmas movies of all time?
Posted by jjperg77
Bellaire, Ohio
Member since Jan 2024
4 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 1:10 pm to
"Gonna need a few new FBI guys, huh?"
Posted by StrongOffer
Member since Sep 2020
6393 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 1:26 pm to
Posted by Finklesteins Kid
ATL
Member since May 2021
651 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 1:26 pm to
I'm Agent Johnson. This is Agent Johnson. No relation.


Come out to the coast. Have a few laughs!
Posted by Oswald
South of the St. George Buffer Zone
Member since Aug 2011
4186 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 1:31 pm to
This is Deputy Chief of Police, Dwayne T. Robinson, and I am in charge of this situation.

Oh, you're in charge? Well, I got some bad news for you Dwayne, from up here it doesn't look like you're in charge of jack shite.
Posted by ActusHumanus
St. George, Louisiana
Member since Sep 2025
717 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 1:48 pm to
a-hole? I'm not the one who just got butt-fricked on national TV, Dwayne. Now, you listen to me, jerk-off, if you're not a part of the solution, you're a part of the problem. Quit being a part of the fricking problem and put the other guy back on!
Posted by REG861
Ocelot, Iowa
Member since Oct 2011
37826 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 1:51 pm to
“… Asian Dawn?”

“I read about them in Time Magazine “
Posted by Someone
West Monroe, LA
Member since Jan 2007
1986 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 1:54 pm to
“Hey babe, I negotiate million dollar deals for breakfast. I think I can handle this Eurotrash. Hey, sprechen ze talk, huh?”
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
25745 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 1:55 pm to
Since my favorites have already been taken:

Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
28396 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 1:59 pm to
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
50044 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 2:18 pm to
“No fricking shite, lady! Does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza?”
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
28396 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 2:26 pm to
This post was edited on 12/17/25 at 2:27 pm
Posted by 225bred
COYS
Member since Jun 2011
20932 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 2:50 pm to
“Hans, booby, I’m your white knight”
Posted by jjperg77
Bellaire, Ohio
Member since Jan 2024
4 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 3:00 pm to
"That guy looks really pi**ed"

"He's alive"

"What?"

"Only John can drive somebody that crazy"

Posted by RollTide1987
Augusta, GA
Member since Nov 2009
69837 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 3:19 pm to
Yeee-hawww! Just like fricking Saigon, eh slick?!

I was in junior high, dick head.
This post was edited on 12/17/25 at 3:20 pm
Posted by dawgdayafternoon
Jacksonville, GA
Member since Jul 2011
23616 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 3:40 pm to
“Next time you have a chance to kill someone, don’t hesitate!”

[empties clip]

“Thanks for the advice.”
Posted by Zap Rowsdower
MissLou, La
Member since Sep 2010
15616 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 3:48 pm to
“Oh, I hope that’s not a hostage.”
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
10749 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 3:54 pm to



"And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer."
This post was edited on 12/17/25 at 3:55 pm
Posted by A12 Oxcart
On the float out in the Belt
Member since Dec 2022
1036 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 4:00 pm to
"'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except the four assholes coming in the rear in standard 2X2 cover formation."
Posted by REG861
Ocelot, Iowa
Member since Oct 2011
37826 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 4:43 pm to
quote:

"And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer."


The benefits of a classical education.
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