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My dog’s farts smell like a dead body.

Posted on 12/12/25 at 8:17 pm
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
7450 posts
Posted on 12/12/25 at 8:17 pm
She has had a stomach issue for the last 2 days. She literally farts nonstop. It smells rancid. She cleared the living room a little while ago. I need to leave the house.

Anybody dealt with this? Is there anything I can give her? Something akin to dog Beano? She’s big (black lab) so she has a lot of fart capacity.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73773 posts
Posted on 12/12/25 at 8:18 pm to
Our little dog has these silent but deadly farts. Farts then jumps up and runs away.

Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
71723 posts
Posted on 12/12/25 at 8:19 pm to
In entirely unrelated news, at least you don't have to worry about that annoying neighbor anymore.
Posted by Red Stick Tigress
Tiger Stadium
Member since Nov 2005
20280 posts
Posted on 12/12/25 at 8:20 pm to
quote:

Farts then jumps up and runs away.


Because she doesn't want to smell it either.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73773 posts
Posted on 12/12/25 at 8:21 pm to
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Because she doesn't want to smell it either.


looks at us like "which one of you did that?"
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
14497 posts
Posted on 12/12/25 at 8:21 pm to
quote:

She has had a stomach issue for the last 2 days.


Find some bland stuff to feed her... rice, oatmeal.

Get a clothespin.

Clip her sphincter shut.
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
7450 posts
Posted on 12/12/25 at 8:22 pm to
quote:

that annoying neighbor


I didn’t say he was annoying. He’s just creepy af.
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
14497 posts
Posted on 12/12/25 at 8:23 pm to
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I didn’t say he was annoying. He’s just creepy af.


have u seen him in the past 3 days? just asking...
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
7450 posts
Posted on 12/12/25 at 8:28 pm to
Nope.
Posted by Clames
Member since Oct 2010
18909 posts
Posted on 12/12/25 at 8:49 pm to
quote:

Our little dog has these silent but deadly farts.


Our Shih Tzu farts like a Mastiff, surprises himself. Last time he cut one he woke up a cat and she slapped him on the head.
Posted by Gifman
Member since Jan 2021
17446 posts
Posted on 12/12/25 at 8:50 pm to
quote:

Find some bland stuff to feed her... rice, oatmeal.


Jasmine rice ONLY for a couple of days and her stomach will mellow out
Posted by VolunGator
Franklin, TN / Key West, FL
Member since Jan 2020
1398 posts
Posted on 12/12/25 at 9:59 pm to
quote:

Anybody dealt with this? Is there anything I can give her?


Probably needs anal glands expressed.

LINK

Good times. Please report back.
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
24103 posts
Posted on 12/12/25 at 10:03 pm to
Have you checked your yard for a dead, rotten body?
Posted by harmonics
Mars Hotel
Member since Jan 2010
19107 posts
Posted on 12/12/25 at 10:08 pm to
Dog farts are brutal
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
9779 posts
Posted on 12/12/25 at 10:10 pm to
Are you sure it’s not your wife farting?
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73773 posts
Posted on 12/12/25 at 10:15 pm to
Posted by Mongonius
Corpus Christi, TX
Member since Oct 2007
580 posts
Posted on 12/12/25 at 10:20 pm to
Dogs can take regular beano. Put it on food. Maybe your dog ate something dead?
Posted by BrianFlanagan
Red Sticks Everywhere
Member since Apr 2019
430 posts
Posted on 12/12/25 at 10:25 pm to
The only people I will have sympathy for are other French Bulldog owners. I got conned out of a shitload of money by my wife for this pointy eared fart factory. This bitch (female dog) is seven years old and still just all day long walks around like Joey Chestnut July 4th evening after the contest. Just blowing the world up farting like a grown man. It’s not real life. And we have two other dogs also cute as fck but everybody 90% of the time wants the big eared Frenchie. They always think I’m being funny when I say she’s a nasty bitch but I mean it.
Posted by Crappieman
Member since Apr 2025
1937 posts
Posted on 12/12/25 at 10:30 pm to
Give her one of these. Swallow the pill whole.

walmart

Seriously give the dog 1 pink pill to help clean out the bowels.
This post was edited on 12/13/25 at 5:42 am
Posted by wackatimesthree
Member since Oct 2019
10560 posts
Posted on 12/12/25 at 11:08 pm to
quote:

Find some bland stuff to feed her... rice, oatmeal.


Canned pumpkin.
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