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My dog’s farts smell like a dead body.
Posted on 12/12/25 at 8:17 pm
Posted on 12/12/25 at 8:17 pm
She has had a stomach issue for the last 2 days. She literally farts nonstop. It smells rancid. She cleared the living room a little while ago. I need to leave the house.
Anybody dealt with this? Is there anything I can give her? Something akin to dog Beano? She’s big (black lab) so she has a lot of fart capacity.
Anybody dealt with this? Is there anything I can give her? Something akin to dog Beano? She’s big (black lab) so she has a lot of fart capacity.
Posted on 12/12/25 at 8:18 pm to Slippy
Our little dog has these silent but deadly farts. Farts then jumps up and runs away.

Posted on 12/12/25 at 8:19 pm to Slippy
In entirely unrelated news, at least you don't have to worry about that annoying neighbor anymore.
Posted on 12/12/25 at 8:20 pm to MorbidTheClown
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Farts then jumps up and runs away.
Because she doesn't want to smell it either.
Posted on 12/12/25 at 8:21 pm to Red Stick Tigress
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Because she doesn't want to smell it either.
looks at us like "which one of you did that?"
Posted on 12/12/25 at 8:21 pm to Slippy
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She has had a stomach issue for the last 2 days.
Find some bland stuff to feed her... rice, oatmeal.
Get a clothespin.
Clip her sphincter shut.
Posted on 12/12/25 at 8:22 pm to LegendInMyMind
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that annoying neighbor
I didn’t say he was annoying. He’s just creepy af.
Posted on 12/12/25 at 8:23 pm to Slippy
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I didn’t say he was annoying. He’s just creepy af.
have u seen him in the past 3 days? just asking...
Posted on 12/12/25 at 8:49 pm to MorbidTheClown
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Our little dog has these silent but deadly farts.
Our Shih Tzu farts like a Mastiff, surprises himself. Last time he cut one he woke up a cat and she slapped him on the head.
Posted on 12/12/25 at 8:50 pm to SallysHuman
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Find some bland stuff to feed her... rice, oatmeal.
Jasmine rice ONLY for a couple of days and her stomach will mellow out
Posted on 12/12/25 at 10:03 pm to Slippy
Have you checked your yard for a dead, rotten body?
Posted on 12/12/25 at 10:10 pm to Slippy
Are you sure it’s not your wife farting?
Posted on 12/12/25 at 10:15 pm to cbree88
Posted on 12/12/25 at 10:20 pm to Slippy
Dogs can take regular beano. Put it on food. Maybe your dog ate something dead?
Posted on 12/12/25 at 10:25 pm to Slippy
The only people I will have sympathy for are other French Bulldog owners. I got conned out of a shitload of money by my wife for this pointy eared fart factory. This bitch (female dog) is seven years old and still just all day long walks around like Joey Chestnut July 4th evening after the contest. Just blowing the world up farting like a grown man. It’s not real life. And we have two other dogs also cute as fck but everybody 90% of the time wants the big eared Frenchie. They always think I’m being funny when I say she’s a nasty bitch but I mean it.
Posted on 12/12/25 at 11:08 pm to SallysHuman
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Find some bland stuff to feed her... rice, oatmeal.
Canned pumpkin.
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