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How much alcohol would you have to drink to walk up to a bear like this guy did?
Posted on 12/12/25 at 4:51 pm
Posted on 12/12/25 at 4:51 pm
Posted on 12/12/25 at 4:55 pm to boxcarbarney
Looks like he did it to save that little girl coming around the corner, but probably a 12 pack!
Posted on 12/12/25 at 4:58 pm to jpainter6174
Don’t think he did it to save anyone. Bro just wasn’t scared and didn’t give a shite. Those are some balls of steel that I wouldn’t want to have…cause with my luck, wouldn’t have ended like that
Posted on 12/12/25 at 4:59 pm to boxcarbarney
Bear showed good restraint. 
Posted on 12/12/25 at 5:01 pm to boxcarbarney
Poor Smokey had just hit town and his throat was dry.
Posted on 12/12/25 at 5:01 pm to boxcarbarney
I didn't get that close, but several years ago when I first arrived in Montana, I was at a friend's place where we were doing some degenerate shite. Somebody went outside to smoke and saw a pretty fat cinammon going through the trash about 10 yards away and came back in.
Zooted to the gills, I walked outside with a piece of fried chicken and my bottle of Rumpleminz and screamed at the bear at the top of my lungs. He ran away. I am a dumbass.
Zooted to the gills, I walked outside with a piece of fried chicken and my bottle of Rumpleminz and screamed at the bear at the top of my lungs. He ran away. I am a dumbass.
Posted on 12/12/25 at 5:06 pm to boxcarbarney
A normal amount. City bears are bitches.
Posted on 12/12/25 at 5:08 pm to boxcarbarney
Honestly... probably not as much as you'd think
Posted on 12/12/25 at 5:09 pm to boxcarbarney
What about the idiot videoing that close too
Posted on 12/12/25 at 5:12 pm to boxcarbarney
If the bear wouldn't have trotted on down the street...dude would have chugged down another Natty lite and...


Posted on 12/12/25 at 5:15 pm to IT_Dawg
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Bro just wasn’t scared
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Those are some balls of steel
Being stupid doesn’t equal bravery and big balls.
Posted on 12/12/25 at 5:16 pm to Oilfieldbiology
A cinnamon bear - a black bear with brown/red coloring.
Zooted? That's a euphemism for saying that I had done a large amount of cocaine.
Zooted? That's a euphemism for saying that I had done a large amount of cocaine.
Posted on 12/12/25 at 5:17 pm to HempHead
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and my bottle of Rumple minz
Please tell me and the buds were just doing shot of this and not actually "drinking" it, like by the glass full??
Posted on 12/12/25 at 5:17 pm to boxcarbarney
Looks like the bear was familiar with him. Probably raise it or some shite like that
Posted on 12/12/25 at 5:18 pm to HempHead
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Zooted? That's a euphemism for saying that I had done a large amount of cocaine.
Interesting. I've used zooted colloquially as any sort of significant fricked upedness.
Posted on 12/12/25 at 5:19 pm to duckblind56
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Please tell me and the buds were just doing shot of this and not actually "drinking" it, like by the glass full??
Just big ol' swigs. I like peppermint schnapps.
Posted on 12/12/25 at 5:20 pm to duckblind56
We were in gatlinburg this summer at our cabin and a bear walked up on my wife. She ran to the door banging on it (it was unlocked) and I let her in.
It was pretty funny after the fact. A nearby construction worker said the black bear in the area are just trying to eat the garbage and don’t really mess with humans.
It was pretty funny after the fact. A nearby construction worker said the black bear in the area are just trying to eat the garbage and don’t really mess with humans.
This post was edited on 12/12/25 at 5:21 pm
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