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How much alcohol would you have to drink to walk up to a bear like this guy did?

Posted on 12/12/25 at 4:51 pm
Posted by boxcarbarney
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Posted on 12/12/25 at 4:51 pm
Posted by jpainter6174
Boss city
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Posted on 12/12/25 at 4:55 pm to
Looks like he did it to save that little girl coming around the corner, but probably a 12 pack!
Posted by IT_Dawg
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Posted on 12/12/25 at 4:58 pm to
Don’t think he did it to save anyone. Bro just wasn’t scared and didn’t give a shite. Those are some balls of steel that I wouldn’t want to have…cause with my luck, wouldn’t have ended like that

Posted by SallysHuman
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Posted on 12/12/25 at 4:59 pm to
Bear showed good restraint.
Posted by WonPercent
BATON ROUGE
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Posted on 12/12/25 at 4:59 pm to
All of it.
Posted by Boomdaddy65201
BoCoMo
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Posted on 12/12/25 at 5:01 pm to
Poor Smokey had just hit town and his throat was dry.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
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Posted on 12/12/25 at 5:01 pm to
I didn't get that close, but several years ago when I first arrived in Montana, I was at a friend's place where we were doing some degenerate shite. Somebody went outside to smoke and saw a pretty fat cinammon going through the trash about 10 yards away and came back in.

Zooted to the gills, I walked outside with a piece of fried chicken and my bottle of Rumpleminz and screamed at the bear at the top of my lungs. He ran away. I am a dumbass.
Posted by Trevaylin
south texas
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Posted on 12/12/25 at 5:05 pm to
pet bear no problem
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
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Posted on 12/12/25 at 5:06 pm to
A normal amount. City bears are bitches.
Posted by SundayFunday
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Posted on 12/12/25 at 5:08 pm to
Honestly... probably not as much as you'd think
Posted by BestBanker
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Posted on 12/12/25 at 5:09 pm to
What about the idiot videoing that close too
Posted by duckblind56
South of Ellick
Member since Sep 2023
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Posted on 12/12/25 at 5:12 pm to
If the bear wouldn't have trotted on down the street...dude would have chugged down another Natty lite and...

Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
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Posted on 12/12/25 at 5:12 pm to
Cinnamon? Zooted? Wtf?
Posted by LSUintheNW
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Posted on 12/12/25 at 5:15 pm to
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Bro just wasn’t scared


quote:

Those are some balls of steel


Being stupid doesn’t equal bravery and big balls.

Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 12/12/25 at 5:16 pm to
A cinnamon bear - a black bear with brown/red coloring.

Zooted? That's a euphemism for saying that I had done a large amount of cocaine.
Posted by duckblind56
South of Ellick
Member since Sep 2023
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Posted on 12/12/25 at 5:17 pm to
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and my bottle of Rumple minz


Please tell me and the buds were just doing shot of this and not actually "drinking" it, like by the glass full??
Posted by ChatGPT of LA
Member since Mar 2023
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Posted on 12/12/25 at 5:17 pm to
Looks like the bear was familiar with him. Probably raise it or some shite like that
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 12/12/25 at 5:18 pm to
quote:

Zooted? That's a euphemism for saying that I had done a large amount of cocaine.


Interesting. I've used zooted colloquially as any sort of significant fricked upedness.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56529 posts
Posted on 12/12/25 at 5:19 pm to
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Please tell me and the buds were just doing shot of this and not actually "drinking" it, like by the glass full??



Just big ol' swigs. I like peppermint schnapps.
Posted by Godzilla
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 12/12/25 at 5:20 pm to
We were in gatlinburg this summer at our cabin and a bear walked up on my wife. She ran to the door banging on it (it was unlocked) and I let her in.

It was pretty funny after the fact. A nearby construction worker said the black bear in the area are just trying to eat the garbage and don’t really mess with humans.
This post was edited on 12/12/25 at 5:21 pm
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