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Jasmine Crockett Hits Campaign Trail To Axe For Votes

Posted on 12/11/25 at 12:48 pm
Posted by SPEEDY
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Posted on 12/11/25 at 12:48 pm
Posted by AlterEd
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Posted by Rip Torn
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Posted on 12/11/25 at 12:51 pm to
Sshhiiii honkey don’t be lyin’ on her
Posted by Clyde Tipton
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Posted on 12/11/25 at 12:59 pm to
Anyone remember Robert Adley a LA politician from the 80's & 90's?

He had campaign signs that simply said, "Ask Adley". Insinuating, ask him a question, he has the answers.

Anyway, he was doing a town hall type event and a black woman gets up to the mic. Her question...

"What kinda first name is Axe?"

Posted by OTIS2
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Posted on 12/11/25 at 1:00 pm to
She needs a big, gold grill.
Posted by BoomerandSooner
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Posted on 12/11/25 at 1:11 pm to
Posted by upgrayedd
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Posted on 12/11/25 at 1:15 pm to
Posted by PsychTiger
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Posted on 12/11/25 at 1:28 pm to
She's such a cut up.
Posted by JackieTreehorn
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Posted on 12/11/25 at 1:29 pm to
Lemme axe ya
Posted by Champagne
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Posted on 12/11/25 at 1:35 pm to
I am sure that this Bee article will trigger a few Democrats.

Posted by AlterEd
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Posted on 12/11/25 at 1:37 pm to
Posted by AlterEd
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Posted on 12/11/25 at 1:38 pm to
It's a shame she is a racist. I think she's pretty hot. But racist commie ruins my boner.
Posted by I20goon
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Posted on 12/11/25 at 1:42 pm to
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Jasmine Crockett Hits Campaign Trail To Axe For Votes
Posted by Stastny
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Posted on 12/11/25 at 1:52 pm to
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She’s going to get beat down in this race.
Posted by BTROleMisser
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Posted on 12/11/25 at 2:54 pm to
muh RAYCISS!
Posted by uggabugga
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Posted on 12/11/25 at 2:58 pm to
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Touting her new campaign slogan "Uh-Uh, No You Di-Uhnt", Crockett hopes to unseat Senator John Cornyn in the 2026 midterm elections.

"I ain't playin' baby girl, I runnin', which is why I be axing you fo yo votes," said the Rhodes graduate. "We out here talkin' 'bout showin' up, makin' noise, and actually usin' that ballot like it matter — 'cause it do. Every time we dip out on election day, somebody else makin' choices for us, and that ain't the move."

According to sources, Texans are reportedly close to understanding one or two of the words Ms. Crockett said in her launch speech. "Are there subtitles?" asked local man Roger Dowell, attempting to watch the speech. "Closed caption isn't working at all. Poor girl, usually they have a translator up there when they don't speak English. I don't know what the heck is happening here."


:p
Posted by Lawyered
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Posted on 12/11/25 at 2:58 pm to
Just cuz you be doing criminal activities don’t mean they be criminals
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Posted by BTROleMisser
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Posted on 12/11/25 at 4:27 pm to
To be fair, a lot of white MFers in South Louisiana can't say "ask" either...
Posted by BTROleMisser
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Posted on 12/11/25 at 4:28 pm to
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I am sure that this Bee article will trigger a few Democrats.


They're definitely going to cry "racism," on that one.
Posted by djsdawg
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Posted on 12/11/25 at 4:29 pm to
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I think she's pretty hot. But racist commie ruins my boner.


fat black ladies must be an acquired taste for weird people
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