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Feels like a cheating situation.

Posted on 11/29/25 at 2:39 am
Posted by Flyingtiger82
BFE
Member since Oct 2019
1520 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 2:39 am
Ole Miss is the wife. She’s done nothing wrong. She’s been a good Mom to the kids, done all her wifely obligations. Etc.

LSU is the mistress. The one the heart wants. But the timing sucks and there has to be a good clean break without hurting the kids. The passion ain’t there at Ole Miss like at LSU but Ole Miss has not done anything wrong.

He knows if he stays faithful to Ole Miss, the best he can ever do is a low tier playoff bid. But if he leaves to chase what the heart wants it will either end in total happiness or a rebound divorce 3 years later but he’ll be hated by both schools and vilified throughout college football.

Only thing is, he’s done this before. Tennessee was his high school love and left her at the alter for that harlot USC. After that, it was just a blur of one night stands until he married Ole Miss.
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
6465 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 2:43 am to
Lots of hos, that's what I see.
Posted by Tunasntigers92
The Boot
Member since Sep 2014
27880 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 2:46 am to
No hoes
Posted by HattiesburgTiger5439
Hattiesburg ms
Member since Sep 2023
949 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 4:02 am to
Thats why he stays, hes matured drastically since that time. He actually cares just a little about how he is perceived at this point in his life! Hes douchey enough and quirky and if or when he announces that he is staying put that will go down as the best troll job EVER!! And the between for Lsu and Ole Piss deepens! People that are super young have zero clue of the hate from the days of Archie etc. My dad was an Ole Piss fan and he told me frick the Egg Bowl! The true hate is for LSU and its not even close!! So fuxk ole piss and Geaux Tigers! And frick Lane Kiffen!! Give me a young Dan Laning,Saban,Smart clone! Young dumb and full of cum thats Hungry and drooling at the mouth to make his mark. A Joe Brady thats smart enough to know no matter how good your offense is you have to have a good defense at the very least to win it all. Kiffen hasnt learned that yet! Thats why he hasnt figured out that Saban Let Golding go bc hes topped out. He good but not great! Go get me.Gary Patterson or someone that is elite
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
141248 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 4:14 am to
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He actually cares just a little about how he is perceived at this point in his life!


He is the most hated man in north Mississippi right now. He has an Oxford police officer as well as MHP guarding his home tonight just so his family can safely sleep.
Posted by Badbeetpete
Member since Nov 2025
215 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 4:24 am to
He might have until ole Miss pissed down their leg
Posted by RemouladeSawce
Uranus
Member since Sep 2008
16906 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 4:46 am to
The rebound is over. He’s on to wife material
Posted by Tigerpride18
Lakewood Colorado
Member since Sep 2017
32022 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 4:50 am to
Gary Patterson? what in the frick is going on here. you may have the dumbest take ive seen on the whole situation and then saying you want a coach thas full of cum? just wow.

and read the teal leaves its already being leaked he was putting staff together last night
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
37394 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 4:53 am to
Or it’s just a guy changing jobs.


fricking weirdo douchebag.
Posted by jasonbr1975
Member since Sep 2024
962 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 5:11 am to
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Only thing is, he’s done this before.

And history will continue to repeat itself. Stay married Lane. For once, do the right thing and stay.
Posted by Odysseus32
Member since Dec 2009
9723 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 5:51 am to
Except this isn't a marriage. It's a job.

It's such a silly comparison. Jobs should not get the same loyalty or consideration that a marriage gets.

A job is a transaction. As much as people on this board tend to be confused about it, a modern marriage is not a transaction. If it is, you've sorta fricked up.
Posted by Tigahs24Seven
Charlie Kirk's America
Member since Nov 2007
14432 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 6:04 am to
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A job is a transaction. As much as people on this board tend to be confused about it, a modern marriage is not a transaction. If it is, you've sorta fricked up.


This^....how many times have we heard from players.."This is a business decision...please respek me and my family"
This should be no different.
Posted by BayouBandit24
Member since Aug 2010
17045 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 6:07 am to
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Thats why he stays,


Well, he’s not staying. So jot that down.
Posted by The Blue Stuff
Member since Oct 2015
2013 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 6:11 am to
It's not a marriage. Coaches move around, a lot. Not many people have 10 marriages.
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
100281 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 6:13 am to
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HattiesburgTiger5439


Posted by weptiger
Georgia
Member since Feb 2007
11561 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 6:14 am to
Posted by sabbertooth
A Distant Planet
Member since Sep 2006
5995 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 6:45 am to
Once a hoe always a hoe. Girlfriend will enjoy a few rolls in the hay and then run off again with an arrogant steer or some Dumbo.
Posted by SA4LSU
AZ
Member since Sep 2005
4771 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 6:49 am to
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And history will continue to repeat itself.


Exactly
Posted by SA4LSU
AZ
Member since Sep 2005
4771 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 6:51 am to
quote:

A job is a transaction



Exactly, an exchange of your time and expertise for monetary compensation. So choose to use your time wisely.
Posted by IM_4_LSU
Savannah, GA
Member since Mar 2014
12327 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 6:52 am to
LSU needs a Coach who wants to be here.
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