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Which one of you California baws is going to marry Lisa? Billboard woman
Posted on 11/6/25 at 3:05 pm
Posted on 11/6/25 at 3:05 pm
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A San Francisco Bay-area woman is supersizing her search for love, one highway billboard at a time.
Featuring a photo of 42-year-old Lisa Catalano and her website, MarryLisa.com, the signs have garnered thousands of applications from interested men.
After spending six months on dating apps with nothing meaningful to show for it, Catalano decided it was time she took a different approach.
“I decided, you know, I’m going to create my own personal dating website and see if I can drive traffic to it and get some dates out of it,” she said. “And so far, so good.”
https://www.marrylisa.com/
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APPLICATIONS BACK OPEN!
CALIFORNIA MEN ONLY!
AGES 35-47 ONLY!
If you do not live in California and are not in that age range, your application will be DELETED and not looked at.
?Lisa received over 3,800 applications from 9/24/25 - 10/15/25 and reviewed all of them personally and is currently reaching out to San Francisco Bay Area men to schedule dates. Due to the popular request to bring back the application forms, they are now live again for a limited time!
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Full length photo of Lisa in a tight bright blue dress with her hand on her hip
Fast Facts About lisa
42 years old
5'5.5" tall
130 lbs
36C
San Mateo, CA
Santa Clara University alum
Currently self-employed
Democrat, Liberal
Non-practicing Catholic, not religious
Enjoys wine and an occasional cocktail
No tobacco, no marijuana, no drugs
Great sense of humor
Loves going out and doing things!
SF Giants fan!
Convertible owner!
Loves cats!
Artistic & creative!
Has not had any cosmetic procedures
High energy, healthy, active lifestyle
Never married, no kids
Wants marriage and kids within the
next 2-3 years with the right man!
Her requirements for the guy:
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Non negotiables
Lisa's non-negotiable items are qualities which align with her core values and she believes are essential for compatibility in a relationship. Please read these carefully before submitting an application.
family
Must be on board with a monogamous relationship, and dating with the intent for marriage. Must be alright with a timeframe of marriage and starting a family within the next 2-3 years.
Education
College educated. Bachelor's degree at a minimum.
lifestyle
Generally healthy lifestyle is a must. No marijuana, tobacco, psychedelics, or recreational drug use. Good hygiene.
politics
Must be Democratic or liberal or left leaning politically.
religion
Looking for someone who is not particularly religious. Okay with spiritual or non-religious or along those lines.
Record
No criminal record, non-violent personality.
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Preferences but some flexibility
The following are desirable qualities Lisa is seeking in a man, but there is the potential for some flexibility.
age
35-45. Flexible within a year or two at most.
family
Preference is for never married, no kids.
location
Located within the San Francisco Bay Area/Silicon Valley.
Appearance
Generally speaking, Lisa is attracted to more clean-cut looking men, slim to medium build, no or minimal tattoos/piercings. She has no height requirement.
This post was edited on 11/6/25 at 4:02 pm
Posted on 11/6/25 at 3:07 pm to Shexter
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42 years old
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Wants marriage and kids within the next 2-3 years with the right man!
Little late sister
Posted on 11/6/25 at 3:07 pm to Shexter
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36C
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Democrat, Liberal,Loves cats!
Found the deal breaker...
This post was edited on 11/6/25 at 3:10 pm
Posted on 11/6/25 at 3:08 pm to Shexter
She needs a man accessory to her boss girl resume.
Posted on 11/6/25 at 3:10 pm to Shexter
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Loves cats!
That’s a red flag
Posted on 11/6/25 at 3:11 pm to Shexter
Democrat, Liberal- STRIKE ONE!
Loves cats!- STRIKE TWO!
Wants marriage and kids within the next 2-3 years- STRIKE THREE!
YOU'RE OUT!
Loves cats!- STRIKE TWO!
Wants marriage and kids within the next 2-3 years- STRIKE THREE!
YOU'RE OUT!
Posted on 11/6/25 at 3:12 pm to Shexter
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Democrat, Liberal
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Great sense of humor
Does not compute.
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Loves cats!
Artistic & creative!
oof!
And I bet it smells.
Posted on 11/6/25 at 3:13 pm to SuperSaint
That is an excellent gif to use.
Posted on 11/6/25 at 3:15 pm to Shexter
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Currently self-employed Democrat, Liberal Non-practicing Catholic, not religious Enjoys wine and an occasional cocktail No tobacco, no marijuana, no drugs Great sense of humor
This is pretty much a laundry list of red flags.
Eta: imagine being rejected by this dumb b for being 48.
This post was edited on 11/6/25 at 3:17 pm
Posted on 11/6/25 at 3:15 pm to Shexter
She forgot "Wants divorce and alimony in 12 to 15 years."
Posted on 11/6/25 at 3:17 pm to Shexter
Dear Lord. self edit that post lady, half of her “resume” items are red flags.
This post was edited on 11/6/25 at 3:18 pm
Posted on 11/6/25 at 3:18 pm to Shexter
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Convertible owner!
electric?
Posted on 11/6/25 at 3:20 pm to Shexter
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130 lbs
I.e 145 lbs
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Currently self-employed
I.e. trying to make it at onlyfans
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Democrat, Liberal
Since listed....
I.e. hard core liberal
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Non-practicing Catholic, not religious
I.e. atheist
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Enjoys wine and an occasional cocktail
I.e. borderline alcoholic
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Great sense of humor
I.e. thinks "The View" is hilarious
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Loves going out and doing things!
I.e. going to Starbucks to use wifi
.... I could go on...
Posted on 11/6/25 at 3:20 pm to Shexter
Candace Bushnell wrecked a lot of women
Posted on 11/6/25 at 3:21 pm to Shexter
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No tobacco, no marijuana, no drugs
42 year old broad standards way too high
Posted on 11/6/25 at 3:24 pm to Shexter
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No tobacco, no marijuana, no drugs
strong words coming from a communist lover
Posted on 11/6/25 at 3:39 pm to Shexter
Pic from four years ago with Celine Dion makes her look somewhat fixable, but I think once she hit 40, it's too late...


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