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The biggest perks of marriage for men
Posted on 11/5/25 at 6:02 pm
Posted on 11/5/25 at 6:02 pm
1. The loss of freedom to do what you want, when you want, it you want
2. The peace of mind you get knowing that you could lose half of your assets at any minute
3. Spending your money on silly things your wife wants, instead of investing that money and building wealth
4. Knowing that you will only have sex with 1 woman for the rest of your life (if she feels like it)
5. The comfort in knowing that only half of marriages end in divorce
6. Knowing that if she divorces you that she will get the kids
7. Knowing that the child support you pay won't be spent on the kids
8. Knowing that your children will be sleeping in the same house with whatever random dude your ex happens to be banging that week
9. The fun of waiting/hoping that she will remarry so your alimony will end
10. All of the above ?
Did I miss any ?
2. The peace of mind you get knowing that you could lose half of your assets at any minute
3. Spending your money on silly things your wife wants, instead of investing that money and building wealth
4. Knowing that you will only have sex with 1 woman for the rest of your life (if she feels like it)
5. The comfort in knowing that only half of marriages end in divorce
6. Knowing that if she divorces you that she will get the kids
7. Knowing that the child support you pay won't be spent on the kids
8. Knowing that your children will be sleeping in the same house with whatever random dude your ex happens to be banging that week
9. The fun of waiting/hoping that she will remarry so your alimony will end
10. All of the above ?
Did I miss any ?
This post was edited on 11/5/25 at 6:18 pm
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Posted on 11/5/25 at 6:04 pm to Silver Bullets
All the blowjobs you desire.
Posted on 11/5/25 at 6:04 pm to Silver Bullets
Kids after 10, especially boys that play football are fun.
Posted on 11/5/25 at 6:05 pm to Silver Bullets
Marrying someone that is your best friend and want to spend the rest of your life with so you don't have to worry about any of the above.
Need to clarify that not worrying about 1-10 in OP. Blowjobs and son in football is definitely a benefit too.
Need to clarify that not worrying about 1-10 in OP. Blowjobs and son in football is definitely a benefit too.
This post was edited on 11/5/25 at 6:08 pm
Posted on 11/5/25 at 6:07 pm to Silver Bullets
Don’t marry a whore dumbass
I don’t have to worry bout any of those things and hopefully it stays that way. Plus have the sex pretty frequent also so there’s that.
I don’t have to worry bout any of those things and hopefully it stays that way. Plus have the sex pretty frequent also so there’s that.
Posted on 11/5/25 at 6:07 pm to Silver Bullets
It’s the easiest excuse to get out of doing something you don’t want to do.
Posted on 11/5/25 at 6:07 pm to Silver Bullets
Must be a day that ends in "y".
Greatly depends on the wife chosen... some women actually make wonderful lifetime companions.
Then again, if that doesn’t appeal to you- gay marriage is totally legal, you should consider it.
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What are the biggest perks of marriage for men ?
Greatly depends on the wife chosen... some women actually make wonderful lifetime companions.
Then again, if that doesn’t appeal to you- gay marriage is totally legal, you should consider it.
Posted on 11/5/25 at 6:08 pm to Silver Bullets
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Silver Bullets
Someone didn’t choose a good wife and now hates all women and marriage in general. Not everyone is as dumb and miserable as you.
My wife and kids are great
Posted on 11/5/25 at 6:10 pm to Silver Bullets
Have fun dating divorced women with kids. Sounds awesome.
Posted on 11/5/25 at 6:11 pm to Silver Bullets
You forgot the part when they get too comfortable in the relationship and start farting in front of you.
I’ve heard a lot of posters on here say they hate that lol.
I’ve heard a lot of posters on here say they hate that lol.
This post was edited on 11/5/25 at 6:13 pm
Posted on 11/5/25 at 6:11 pm to Silver Bullets
Marriage is an important part of getting ahead. Lets people know you’re not a homo. Married guy seems more stable. People see the ring they think at least someone can stand the son of a bitch. Ladies see the ring they know immediately you must have some cash and your cock must work.
Posted on 11/5/25 at 6:13 pm to Silver Bullets
Many of these is why i will never get married again.
January makes 9 years since my divorce and i have zero desire to ever get married again.
It’s actually really peaceful being single
January makes 9 years since my divorce and i have zero desire to ever get married again.
It’s actually really peaceful being single
Posted on 11/5/25 at 6:14 pm to NotoriousFSU
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Lets people know you’re not a homo
So before you got married people thought you were a homo ?
This post was edited on 11/5/25 at 6:15 pm
Posted on 11/5/25 at 6:16 pm to Silver Bullets
Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe go frick yourself.
Posted on 11/5/25 at 6:16 pm to Silver Bullets
sounds like you need to make better life decisions to me 
Posted on 11/5/25 at 6:16 pm to RougeDawg
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All the blowjobs you desire
Maybe if youre gay married
Posted on 11/5/25 at 6:17 pm to NotoriousFSU
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Marriage is an important part of getting ahead. Lets people know you’re not a homo. Married guy seems more stable. People see the ring they think at least someone can stand the son of a bitch. Ladies see the ring they know immediately you must have some cash and your cock must work.
Great movie
Posted on 11/5/25 at 6:17 pm to Silver Bullets
the incel alters are coming out of the woodwork lately. Or is this the same one over and over?
Posted on 11/5/25 at 6:17 pm to Silver Bullets
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So before you got married people thought you were a homo ?
You certainly come off as questionable with a 9 point list of why women are awful.
Posted on 11/5/25 at 6:20 pm to Silver Bullets
This dude is the 25 year old UGA dude that made this thread weekly before he was banned
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