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Sea otter is asshoe
Posted on 10/23/25 at 6:05 pm
Posted on 10/23/25 at 6:05 pm
Posted on 10/23/25 at 6:08 pm to Jim Rockford
Otters ain’t Beavers,Wally.
I’d nibble on Isabella’s nether regions.
I’d nibble on Isabella’s nether regions.
This post was edited on 10/23/25 at 6:09 pm
Posted on 10/23/25 at 6:12 pm to Jim Rockford
This might be the cutest problem one could have in their daily lives
I would literally go out with a surf board in hopes of having an otter take it, just so I could hang out with an otter in the wild for a little while
Posted on 10/23/25 at 6:14 pm to Jim Rockford
20 minutes to recover your board with help? From an otter?
That rodent would instantly be on the grill as a trial meat and/or bait down South.
That rodent would instantly be on the grill as a trial meat and/or bait down South.
Posted on 10/23/25 at 6:15 pm to soccerfüt
quote:While you're at it convince her to trim those wooly boogers above her eyes...
I’d nibble on Isabella’s nether regions.
Posted on 10/23/25 at 6:16 pm to Jim Rockford
Surfboards are basically floating, portable rocks to sun on for sea otters. Of course they fricking steal them
Also, otters are the good boys of the sea, so they deserve to have nice things.
Also, otters are the good boys of the sea, so they deserve to have nice things.
Posted on 10/23/25 at 6:16 pm to LSURussian
That’s what a light switch is for.

This post was edited on 10/23/25 at 6:19 pm
Posted on 10/23/25 at 6:17 pm to LSURussian
Where is the Beaver That's what we're asking
Posted on 10/23/25 at 6:17 pm to Jim Rockford
She otter be happy it didn't finish the job
Posted on 10/23/25 at 6:20 pm to OWLFAN86
I love that the Santa Cruz Fire Department drives a Santa Cruz with a surfboard on it. That little SUV is begging to be driven along the California coast with surfboards in the bed.
Posted on 10/23/25 at 6:23 pm to soccerfüt
I’m embarrassed…
This post was edited on 10/23/25 at 6:42 pm
Posted on 10/23/25 at 6:32 pm to RazorBroncs
quote:
This might be the cutest problem one could have in their daily lives
I would literally go out with a surf board in hopes of having an otter take it, just so I could hang out with an otter in the wild for a little while
those otters will rip you to shreds, baw
Posted on 10/23/25 at 6:34 pm to Jim Rockford
I'd nip her foot if she let me
Posted on 10/23/25 at 6:34 pm to 777Tiger
You are absolutely correct! Do a little web surfing on otter attacks. You will be educated very quickly.
Posted on 10/23/25 at 6:36 pm to Jim Rockford
Otter don't give a shite. Mad respek
Posted on 10/23/25 at 6:48 pm to Jim Rockford
I think what would scare the shite out of me would be why the otter wants out of the water so badly...
Cue E, F ostenato....
Cue E, F ostenato....
Posted on 10/23/25 at 7:08 pm to Jim Rockford
They are rapists, including interspecies rape. Also necrophiliacs. The cuteness is just a ruse.
Posted on 10/23/25 at 7:11 pm to RazorBroncs
quote:
This might be the cutest problem one could have in their daily lives
I would literally go out with a surf board in hopes of having an otter take it, just so I could hang out with an otter in the wild for a little while
The natives hate them because they destroy shellfish beds and are legally allowed to hunt them.
Posted on 10/23/25 at 7:15 pm to RogerTheShrubber
They are swimming weasels
They are assholes
They are assholes
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