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Posted on 10/23/25 at 6:05 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
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Posted on 10/23/25 at 6:05 pm
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72512 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 6:08 pm to
Otters ain’t Beavers,Wally.

I’d nibble on Isabella’s nether regions.
This post was edited on 10/23/25 at 6:09 pm
Posted by RazorBroncs
Possesses the largest
Member since Sep 2013
15728 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 6:12 pm to

This might be the cutest problem one could have in their daily lives

I would literally go out with a surf board in hopes of having an otter take it, just so I could hang out with an otter in the wild for a little while
Posted by Wildcat98USA
Member since Nov 2023
425 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 6:14 pm to
20 minutes to recover your board with help? From an otter?

That rodent would instantly be on the grill as a trial meat and/or bait down South.
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
133312 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 6:15 pm to
quote:

I’d nibble on Isabella’s nether regions.
While you're at it convince her to trim those wooly boogers above her eyes...
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
31313 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 6:16 pm to
Surfboards are basically floating, portable rocks to sun on for sea otters. Of course they fricking steal them

Also, otters are the good boys of the sea, so they deserve to have nice things.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72512 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 6:16 pm to
That’s what a light switch is for.

This post was edited on 10/23/25 at 6:19 pm
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
193986 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 6:17 pm to
Where is the Beaver That's what we're asking
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
132893 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 6:17 pm to
She otter be happy it didn't finish the job
Posted by LSUDVM1999
North Carolina
Member since Aug 2010
2386 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 6:20 pm to
I love that the Santa Cruz Fire Department drives a Santa Cruz with a surfboard on it. That little SUV is begging to be driven along the California coast with surfboards in the bed.
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
133312 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 6:23 pm to
I’m embarrassed…
This post was edited on 10/23/25 at 6:42 pm
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
87526 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 6:32 pm to
quote:

This might be the cutest problem one could have in their daily lives

I would literally go out with a surf board in hopes of having an otter take it, just so I could hang out with an otter in the wild for a little while


those otters will rip you to shreds, baw
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
15518 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 6:34 pm to
I'd nip her foot if she let me
Posted by Arbengal
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2008
3384 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 6:34 pm to
You are absolutely correct! Do a little web surfing on otter attacks. You will be educated very quickly.
Posted by L.A.
The Mojave Desert
Member since Aug 2003
65210 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 6:36 pm to
Otter don't give a shite. Mad respek
Posted by Boss13
Mobile
Member since Oct 2016
1809 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 6:48 pm to
I think what would scare the shite out of me would be why the otter wants out of the water so badly...

Cue E, F ostenato....
Posted by Yesca11
Minneapolis
Member since Aug 2008
2042 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 7:06 pm to
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
29868 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 7:08 pm to
They are rapists, including interspecies rape. Also necrophiliacs. The cuteness is just a ruse.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
292686 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 7:11 pm to
quote:


This might be the cutest problem one could have in their daily lives

I would literally go out with a surf board in hopes of having an otter take it, just so I could hang out with an otter in the wild for a little while



The natives hate them because they destroy shellfish beds and are legally allowed to hunt them.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
128519 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 7:15 pm to
They are swimming weasels

They are assholes
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