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Who remembers this con man from the 90’s whose infomercials aired on TV every night?

Posted on 10/22/25 at 11:38 am
Posted by SPEEDY
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Posted on 10/22/25 at 11:38 am




He claimed you could become rich selling tiny newspaper ads.

I don’t realize that he committed suicide by slitting his throat in jail while waiting to go to trial on federal fraud charges back in 2011

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Donald D. Lapre (May 19, 1964 – October 2, 2011)[1] was an American multi-level marketing and infomercial salesman. His work involved product packages such as "The Greatest Vitamin in the World" and "Making Money Secrets".


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According to a June 15, 2011, Associated Press article, Lapre was indicted by a federal grand jury in Phoenix, Arizona, on June 8, 2011, on accusations of running a nationwide scheme to sell worthless Internet businesses. Federal prosecutors accused Lapre of bilking more than 220,000 victims out of nearly $52 million. He was charged with 41 counts of conspiracy, mail fraud, wire fraud, promotional money laundering, and transactional money laundering.[9][10][11] A federal judge issued a bench warrant for Lapre on June 22, 2011, after he failed to appear at his arraignment.[12][13]


On June 27, 2011, Lapre was arrested in Tempe, Arizona, at a Life Time Fitness center, where he had reportedly lived for two days, with serious self-inflicted knife wounds to his groin. The wounds led authorities to believe Lapre had attempted suicide while at Life Time Fitness by attempting to sever the femoral artery in his legs.


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Lapre was found dead on October 2, 2011, while in jail awaiting his trial, which was scheduled to begin on October 4, 2011. The autopsy report stated that he died of massive blood loss after cutting his throat with a razor blade and had wrapped himself in sheets to conceal the massive blood loss from anyone who might try to save him.
Posted by dakarx
Member since Sep 2018
8130 posts
Posted on 10/22/25 at 11:42 am to
Best con ever developed. Send me money and I'll share my secret of getting stupid people to send me money.
This post was edited on 10/22/25 at 6:22 pm
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
46198 posts
Posted on 10/22/25 at 11:43 am to
All of those who learned his ways are now busy pushing BYND on X and Reddit.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104235 posts
Posted on 10/22/25 at 11:44 am to
My favorite is Wayne Root who went from sleazy sports handicapping infomercials to political pundit.
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
40510 posts
Posted on 10/22/25 at 11:44 am to
I can hear that first picture...

"It's that easy..."
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 10/22/25 at 11:51 am to
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
15701 posts
Posted on 10/22/25 at 11:54 am to
Even as a youth I always wondered how newspaper ads worked if you didn’t have anything to sell which he implied you didn’t have to anything.

Guys like him still amaze me. Something about the voice, look, etc. make people blindly open their wallets and send them money. I’ve known a couple guys in my industry like that. They typically make it to manager or director at a very young age before people realize they have no idea what they’re doing, get let go, and go into consulting or work for the government. People who know there a farce still love interacting with them at conferences and stuff which helps them drum up business from the uneducated. Their whole existence is bullshitting and not ever producing, and they seem perfectly happy with that.
This post was edited on 10/22/25 at 1:49 pm
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 10/22/25 at 11:57 am to
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he had reportedly lived for two days, with serious self-inflicted knife wounds to his groin.


that is crazy
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
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Posted on 10/22/25 at 12:01 pm to
I like T-Vince, me.
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
36889 posts
Posted on 10/22/25 at 12:07 pm to
I went broke placing tiny ads in newspapers all across America. It would have worked, I think, but the problem was that I didn't have anything to sell...
Posted by lsuconnman
Baton rouge
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Posted on 10/22/25 at 12:16 pm to
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This post was edited on 11/19/25 at 11:47 am
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
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Posted on 10/22/25 at 12:19 pm to
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Who remembers this con man from the 90’s

Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
83005 posts
Posted on 10/22/25 at 12:24 pm to
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with serious self-inflicted knife wounds to his groin. The wounds led authorities to believe Lapre had attempted suicide while at Life Time Fitness by attempting to sever the femoral artery in his legs.


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he died of massive blood loss after cutting his throat with a razor blade


The man was committed to dying by bleeding out. I’ll give him props for sticking to a goal.
Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
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Posted on 10/22/25 at 12:32 pm to
Posted by SUB
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Posted on 10/22/25 at 12:35 pm to
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Totally thought this was going to be it.
Posted by whitetiger1234
They/Them
Member since Oct 2016
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Posted on 10/22/25 at 12:36 pm to
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My favorite is Wayne Root who went from sleazy sports handicapping infomercials to political pundit.


Jesus, talk about a sleezy slimy douchebag.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
19052 posts
Posted on 10/22/25 at 12:38 pm to
Thankfully we’ve moved on from these grifters and now women can make a great living showing their buttholes on computers.
Posted by guzziguy
Lake Forest
Member since Jun 2022
757 posts
Posted on 10/22/25 at 12:38 pm to
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indicted by a federal grand jury in Phoenix, Arizona, on June 8, 2011, on accusations of running a nationwide scheme to sell worthless Internet businesses.


Kinda like the made-up websites for made-up companies during the DotBomb bust of 2000ish?

He always reminded me of the little guitar player from Huey Lewis and The News.
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
15701 posts
Posted on 10/22/25 at 1:15 pm to
I also miss jerking off to the late night phone sex commercials that would come on during Night Court and Arsenio Hall. Me and a buddy called one night but they wanted a credit card immediately so we hung up.
This post was edited on 10/22/25 at 1:18 pm
Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
37878 posts
Posted on 10/22/25 at 1:17 pm to
That's all you still do loser.
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