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Just released video of Mark Sanchez stumbling after being stabbed in Indianapolis

Posted on 10/6/25 at 12:38 pm
Posted by Toxic Dude
Member since Oct 2025
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Posted on 10/6/25 at 12:38 pm
FAFO

This post was edited on 10/6/25 at 12:40 pm
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
31885 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 12:39 pm to
Oh man, got gutted like a fish...
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
36176 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 12:40 pm to
What a totally bizarre story
Posted by LSUfan4444
Member since Mar 2004
56587 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 12:41 pm to
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stumbling
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
31885 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 12:42 pm to
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What a totally bizarre story


Like one of those weird dreams....

I dreamt a drunk Mark Sanchez got into it with a truck driver and both stabbed each other...
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
107406 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 12:42 pm to
Sanchez has to be one of the most unlikeable athletes of all time but this is beyond the pale of mere douchedom.
This post was edited on 10/6/25 at 12:45 pm
Posted by ChiTownBammer
South Florida
Member since Aug 2014
1412 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 12:43 pm to
He wasn't stumbling that badly.
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
19284 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 12:43 pm to
With his last name, I’d say a pickstickin’ match was in his life trajectory one way or another. #navaja.
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
11570 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 12:45 pm to
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grease truck driver.

After Sanchez’s plastic surgeon repairs that joker smile, he will be going from driving grease to being driven around as the King of Indianapolis.
Posted by ATrillionaire
Houston
Member since Sep 2008
2194 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 12:48 pm to
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He wasn't stumbling that badly.

He was probably stumbling more before the fight. That blade woke his arse up.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
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Posted on 10/6/25 at 12:51 pm to
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
76190 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 12:56 pm to
I frequently dress in clothes similar to that when running wind sprints. And I usually wait until midnight or early morning to run said wind sprints.
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
92044 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 12:59 pm to
He wasn't stumbling but he certainly FAFO
Posted by Esquire
Chiraq
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Posted on 10/6/25 at 1:00 pm to
Posted by AlextheBodacious
Member since Oct 2020
3607 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 1:01 pm to
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FAFO

I’d still rather be the sanchise than the grease truck driver
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
88014 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 1:01 pm to
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when running wind sprints.


is that his story, or has he even said anything publicly?
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
68874 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 1:13 pm to
Was he still hitting his vape?

N/m, glass reflection and a phone. Would have been classic.
This post was edited on 10/6/25 at 1:15 pm
Posted by moneyg
Member since Jun 2006
61712 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 1:18 pm to
Sanchez is gonna have to get a really good lawyer. It's going to cost him a lot of money.

Posted by saintsfan22
baton rouge
Member since May 2006
78257 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 1:22 pm to
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Sanchez is gonna have to get a really good lawyer. It's going to cost him a lot of money.


He should save money and hire a cheap lawyer because truck driver is going to get paid no matter who Mark's lawyer is.
Posted by pbro62
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2016
15171 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 1:54 pm to
He just got charged with a felony. Sanchez is going down which has been heard many times before.
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