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Favorite comparative phrase?
Posted on 10/4/25 at 1:17 am
Posted on 10/4/25 at 1:17 am
Crazier than a shite-house rat is my personal favorite.
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Posted on 10/4/25 at 1:21 am to hometownhero89
Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal/snickers 
Posted on 10/4/25 at 2:39 am to hometownhero89
Nuttier than squirrel shite
Posted on 10/4/25 at 2:46 am to hometownhero89
Dumb as a bag of hammers.
Posted on 10/4/25 at 2:49 am to hometownhero89
colder than two mice with a dead marriage in a wet sock
Posted on 10/4/25 at 3:11 am to genro
Damn that’s a good one
Posted on 10/4/25 at 3:13 am to hometownhero89
Hotter than a two-dollar pistol
Posted on 10/4/25 at 3:52 am to Shwapp
Raining like two cows pissing on a flat rock.
Posted on 10/4/25 at 4:31 am to hometownhero89
"Colder than a well digger's arse in the Klondike."
Posted on 10/4/25 at 4:59 am to hometownhero89
queer as a three dollar bill
Posted on 10/4/25 at 5:04 am to hometownhero89
As fricked up as folding a fitted sheet
Posted on 10/4/25 at 5:18 am to hometownhero89
Gotta piss like a nine dick dog.
Posted on 10/4/25 at 6:35 am to hometownhero89
Dirtier than a Miley Cyrus video.
Posted on 10/4/25 at 6:38 am to hometownhero89
Hotter than a red-haired pussy in a pepper patch.
Posted on 10/4/25 at 6:40 am to hometownhero89
fricked up worse than a run over dog
Posted on 10/4/25 at 6:45 am to hometownhero89
She walks in beauty, like the night
Of cloudless climes and starry skies;
And all that's best of dark and bright
Meet in her aspect and her eyes
Of cloudless climes and starry skies;
And all that's best of dark and bright
Meet in her aspect and her eyes
Posted on 10/4/25 at 6:49 am to dirtsandwich
We hit it off like a metaphor.
Posted on 10/4/25 at 6:51 am to hometownhero89
Just know you sound like an obnoxious child when you pull these in public.
Posted on 10/4/25 at 6:51 am to hometownhero89
Colder than a witch’s titty in a brass bra.
This post was edited on 10/4/25 at 6:57 am
Posted on 10/4/25 at 6:53 am to hometownhero89
Good enough for government work
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