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Baywatch remake green lighted - how woke we going
Posted on 9/25/25 at 8:22 am
Posted on 9/25/25 at 8:22 am
We are so getting men in a red one piece.
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/baywatch-reboot-fox-2026-27-1236377879/
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/baywatch-reboot-fox-2026-27-1236377879/
Posted on 9/25/25 at 8:24 am to DarthRebel
Lifeguard in full burka?
Posted on 9/25/25 at 8:25 am to DarthRebel
Chance of phaggotry = 100%
Posted on 9/25/25 at 8:25 am to DarthRebel
The guys will be drag queens wearing the female bathing suits and the gals will be wearing red burkas. Every episode will be about some straight white male committing a "hatecrime" against someone with at least one episode each season having someone die due to "drowning from racism".
Posted on 9/25/25 at 8:26 am to DarthRebel
quote:
We are so getting men in a red one piece.
??? Were the dudes in a 2 piece before?
IDK about you buy my bathing suit normally comes in 1 piece.
Posted on 9/25/25 at 8:26 am to DarthRebel
Yep, burka on one and oooohhh boy will THEY be thicc
Posted on 9/25/25 at 8:29 am to DarthRebel
“Mitch Buchanan is a recently transitioned Michelle Buchanan who is returning to her hometown after escaping an abusive relationship. He is raising his trans son Hobi to fight oppression on the beach by standing up against insane conservative local councilmen dead set on stopping crime and maintaing property values, a direct affront to the local homeless community.”
Posted on 9/25/25 at 8:31 am to DarthRebel
Dylan Mulvaney in a two piece?
Posted on 9/25/25 at 8:32 am to DarthRebel
Cancel Hollywood. Stop watching their products.
Posted on 9/25/25 at 8:34 am to DarthRebel
I predict this will not be watchable.
Posted on 9/25/25 at 8:34 am to DarthRebel
“Baywatch team is overwhelmed when Thousands of liberals flock to the ocean to swim after President Trump suggests riptides may be dangerous. “
This post was edited on 9/25/25 at 8:35 am
Posted on 9/25/25 at 8:35 am to DarthRebel
The last one came out in 2017 and had at least 3 gorgeous women. Daddario was one of them. Lets not act like any of it is quality entertainment though.
Posted on 9/25/25 at 8:38 am to DarthRebel
I don’t know. I think we are on the cusp of a reversal on some of this stuff. I certainly could be too optimistic though.
Posted on 9/25/25 at 8:39 am to DarthRebel
This was the ultimate Baywatch Spin Off:
Posted on 9/25/25 at 8:43 am to DarthRebel
Dream cast would include Sydney Sweeney, Alexandra Daddario, and Scarlett Jo but they'll probably go full woke and include a few homos and females with small chests so they don't offend anyone with small titties.
Posted on 9/25/25 at 8:47 am to DarthRebel
"Chick"? looks like she's smugglin' a dong that leans to the right.
The new Gaywatch will have at least 2 blacks. No blondes.
The new Gaywatch will have at least 2 blacks. No blondes.
Posted on 9/25/25 at 8:53 am to DarthRebel
Pink and green hair
Fat
Tattooed and piercings.
Only one genetic female ( Muslim or black)
100% of dude will be ghey.
No one will watch and they will fake the ratings to keep it on the air for longer than it should be (which is any episode after the pilot)
Fat
Tattooed and piercings.
Only one genetic female ( Muslim or black)
100% of dude will be ghey.
No one will watch and they will fake the ratings to keep it on the air for longer than it should be (which is any episode after the pilot)
Posted on 9/25/25 at 8:55 am to DarthRebel
Definitely will have the following:
Bald-headed black woman as head lifeguard (no male leaders)
A tranny lifeguard
Two male lifeguards in a relationship
A Hispanic lifeguard who is a "dreamer"
A lifeguard with a hijab
The only straight white male lifeguard will a doofus and the weakest link in the organization
Bald-headed black woman as head lifeguard (no male leaders)
A tranny lifeguard
Two male lifeguards in a relationship
A Hispanic lifeguard who is a "dreamer"
A lifeguard with a hijab
The only straight white male lifeguard will a doofus and the weakest link in the organization
Posted on 9/25/25 at 9:06 am to DarthRebel
I never watched a whole episode of that show, but you can be sure i'd always just check in for a few minutes for some Nicole Eggert


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