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How do I know a fly buzzing around me isn’t a reincarnated relative

Posted on 9/21/25 at 7:39 pm
Posted by weagle1999
Member since May 2025
1546 posts
Posted on 9/21/25 at 7:39 pm
trying to get my attention?

If you believe in such things. I met a girl on a flight back from Peru once who was a staunch believer in such things.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
63801 posts
Posted on 9/21/25 at 7:40 pm to
H-1B visa board.
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
76373 posts
Posted on 9/21/25 at 7:41 pm to
Maybe Jeff Goldblum will be reincarnated as a fly. I'm not related to him, but it would be ironic.
Posted by GURTHQUAKE18
Member since Sep 2018
53 posts
Posted on 9/21/25 at 7:41 pm to
Try to kiss them.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
27700 posts
Posted on 9/21/25 at 7:42 pm to
Are you a Buddhist? If not, kill it. If you are, how much did you like Auntie?
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
12744 posts
Posted on 9/21/25 at 7:43 pm to
Ain't not H1Bs coming from Peru.
Posted by Bayou
Boudin, LA
Member since Feb 2005
41167 posts
Posted on 9/21/25 at 7:43 pm to
If it has balls it ain't her
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
11854 posts
Posted on 9/21/25 at 7:44 pm to
Was it trying to get you to post less?
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
27700 posts
Posted on 9/21/25 at 7:45 pm to
quote:

If it has balls it ain't her

It would be his uncle at that point.
This post was edited on 9/21/25 at 7:45 pm
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
60237 posts
Posted on 9/21/25 at 7:45 pm to
Great question, but you and your relatives are not going to encounter this issue.

Because you don’t regress in your re-embodiments.

Once you have finally made it to a human, that’s the level where you will cycle until you have learned all the stuff not to do and the stuff to do.

Re-embodiment 101.
This post was edited on 9/21/25 at 8:15 pm
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 9/21/25 at 7:45 pm to
Posted by farad
Member since Dec 2013
12168 posts
Posted on 9/21/25 at 7:46 pm to
how do you know it wasn't a micro-drone...
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
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Posted on 9/21/25 at 7:46 pm to
quote:

Maybe Jeff Goldblum will be reincarnated as a fly. I'm not related to him, but it would be ironic.


I watched that film for the first time a few years ago... thinking it was going to be a comedy.

It was not a comedy. It was a good movie, though.
Posted by Jack Daniel
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Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 9/21/25 at 7:54 pm to
If someone is reincarnated as an animal with a lifespan that’s a week long, they messed up big time.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 9/21/25 at 7:55 pm to
Doesn’t exist
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
70959 posts
Posted on 9/21/25 at 8:00 pm to
I thought I said you had enough problem solving for the night when you tried to fix the Supreme Court?
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
30732 posts
Posted on 9/21/25 at 8:00 pm to
.. or an annoying in-law.
Posted by TaderSalad
mudbug territory
Member since Jul 2014
25767 posts
Posted on 9/21/25 at 8:02 pm to
Because flies are attracted to pieces of shite.


Relatives, not so much
Posted by weagle1999
Member since May 2025
1546 posts
Posted on 9/21/25 at 8:02 pm to


Posted by TigerMyth36
River Ridge
Member since Nov 2005
40892 posts
Posted on 9/21/25 at 8:13 pm to
They would probably appreciate if you swatted them to move onto something better.
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