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Experience with Sounding Rods?

Posted on 9/17/25 at 6:29 am
Posted by Sunnyvale
Member since Feb 2024
2163 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 6:29 am
Anyone use one and does it increase your sexual pleasure?
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
70865 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 6:31 am to
Are you shoving a fuel tank sounding stick up your butthole or something? I don't see how a diesel soaked measuring stick would be useful here.
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
13148 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 6:33 am to
How does it work?

Combining "sounding rod" with "sexual pleasure" I can only envision two things... you're either poking that thing in your ear or jamming it up your arse.

And no, I ain't googling that.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133013 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 6:36 am to
quote:

Are you shoving a fuel tank sounding stick up your butthole or something?



Up your dickhole.


And some of these depraved bastards use glass rods


You don't want to google this shite. I wish I hadn't
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
13148 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 6:42 am to
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Up your dickhole.

And some of these depraved bastards use glass rods


Isn't that some kind of torture / war crime?

OP is.... I don't even know.... in need of therapy.
Posted by WylieTiger
Member since Nov 2006
14355 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 6:46 am to
You got a urethral stricture?
Posted by WhiskeyThrottle
Weatherford Tx
Member since Nov 2017
6894 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 6:50 am to
quote:

And some of these depraved bastards use glass rods



My wife worked in the butts and guts unit. She never directly had the broken glass rod patient, but plenty of random toys stuck in peoples asses and several lost female toy patients. I guess I'm not sexually experimental enough to want to stick anything up the garden hose or push a D cell mag light up my arse, much less beyond the point of retrieval.
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
69405 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 6:51 am to
quote:

some of these depraved bastards use glass rods


Get yer jars ready
Posted by TigerFanatic99
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Jan 2007
34445 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 6:55 am to
I'm all about respecting someone's fetish, but this is one I have never been able to understand.

Prostate stimulation? Not my thing but sure, I get it.

Inserting an object into your urethra? I can't even begin to understand how anyone could get pleasure from that.
Posted by Sunnyvale
Member since Feb 2024
2163 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 6:58 am to
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Get yer jars ready


The internet, since its conception, is not a playground.
I remember that video. Where are they now.
Posted by XenScott
Pensacola
Member since Oct 2016
3946 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 9:33 am to
I thought this was going to be about fishing.
Posted by Onyx Aggie
Foothills of the Smokies
Member since Sep 2012
2569 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 9:36 am to
The obvious question you should be asking yourself is "Why do I want a pole in my arse?" The answer should lead you to some underlying issues in your life.
Posted by SantaFe
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2019
7581 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 10:14 am to

I thought some one was trying to find water on their property for a new well .
Posted by AmosMosesAndTwins
Lake Charles
Member since Apr 2010
19013 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 10:17 am to
quote:

Experience with Sounding Rods?


Grandpa always told me to be quiet so as not to scare the fish.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
19037 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 10:18 am to
quote:

Are you shoving a fuel tank sounding stick up your butthole or something?


That's not where they're putting sounding rods.
It's an S&M penis device.

If you're on that level, you're very close to reaching the far, dark end of the internet.



This post was edited on 9/17/25 at 10:19 am
Posted by PUB
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2017
20615 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 11:19 am to
Good lord. Anybody been laid out in the hospital ICO really messed up with a catheter?
Is that what the freak supposed to be pleasure?
Posted by Mlear
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2023
173 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 11:26 am to
One time a guy came in the ER with on of those synthetic fishing worm lures in his bladder. He had it half dangling out for "better effect"

Came in again a few months later with the same issue. Apparently he thought he'd adjusted and perfected the technique.
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