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Experience with Sounding Rods?
Posted on 9/17/25 at 6:29 am
Posted on 9/17/25 at 6:29 am
Anyone use one and does it increase your sexual pleasure?
Posted on 9/17/25 at 6:31 am to Sunnyvale
Are you shoving a fuel tank sounding stick up your butthole or something? I don't see how a diesel soaked measuring stick would be useful here.
Posted on 9/17/25 at 6:33 am to Sunnyvale
How does it work?
Combining "sounding rod" with "sexual pleasure" I can only envision two things... you're either poking that thing in your ear or jamming it up your arse.
And no, I ain't googling that.
Combining "sounding rod" with "sexual pleasure" I can only envision two things... you're either poking that thing in your ear or jamming it up your arse.
And no, I ain't googling that.
Posted on 9/17/25 at 6:36 am to DownshiftAndFloorIt
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Are you shoving a fuel tank sounding stick up your butthole or something?
Up your dickhole.
And some of these depraved bastards use glass rods
You don't want to google this shite. I wish I hadn't
Posted on 9/17/25 at 6:42 am to fr33manator
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Up your dickhole.
And some of these depraved bastards use glass rods
Isn't that some kind of torture / war crime?
OP is.... I don't even know.... in need of therapy.
Posted on 9/17/25 at 6:46 am to Sunnyvale
You got a urethral stricture?
Posted on 9/17/25 at 6:50 am to fr33manator
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And some of these depraved bastards use glass rods
My wife worked in the butts and guts unit. She never directly had the broken glass rod patient, but plenty of random toys stuck in peoples asses and several lost female toy patients. I guess I'm not sexually experimental enough to want to stick anything up the garden hose or push a D cell mag light up my arse, much less beyond the point of retrieval.
Posted on 9/17/25 at 6:51 am to fr33manator
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some of these depraved bastards use glass rods
Get yer jars ready
Posted on 9/17/25 at 6:55 am to Sunnyvale
I'm all about respecting someone's fetish, but this is one I have never been able to understand.
Prostate stimulation? Not my thing but sure, I get it.
Inserting an object into your urethra? I can't even begin to understand how anyone could get pleasure from that.
Prostate stimulation? Not my thing but sure, I get it.
Inserting an object into your urethra? I can't even begin to understand how anyone could get pleasure from that.
Posted on 9/17/25 at 6:58 am to Breesus
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Get yer jars ready
The internet, since its conception, is not a playground.
I remember that video. Where are they now.
Posted on 9/17/25 at 9:33 am to DownshiftAndFloorIt
I thought this was going to be about fishing.
Posted on 9/17/25 at 9:36 am to Sunnyvale
The obvious question you should be asking yourself is "Why do I want a pole in my arse?" The answer should lead you to some underlying issues in your life.
Posted on 9/17/25 at 10:14 am to Sunnyvale
I thought some one was trying to find water on their property for a new well .
Posted on 9/17/25 at 10:17 am to Sunnyvale
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Experience with Sounding Rods?
Grandpa always told me to be quiet so as not to scare the fish.
Posted on 9/17/25 at 10:18 am to DownshiftAndFloorIt
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Are you shoving a fuel tank sounding stick up your butthole or something?
That's not where they're putting sounding rods.
It's an S&M penis device.
If you're on that level, you're very close to reaching the far, dark end of the internet.

This post was edited on 9/17/25 at 10:19 am
Posted on 9/17/25 at 11:19 am to TigerFanatic99
Good lord. Anybody been laid out in the hospital ICO really messed up with a catheter?
Is that what the freak supposed to be pleasure?
Is that what the freak supposed to be pleasure?
Posted on 9/17/25 at 11:26 am to WhiskeyThrottle
One time a guy came in the ER with on of those synthetic fishing worm lures in his bladder. He had it half dangling out for "better effect"
Came in again a few months later with the same issue. Apparently he thought he'd adjusted and perfected the technique.
Came in again a few months later with the same issue. Apparently he thought he'd adjusted and perfected the technique.
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