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Another problem that should be solved with a .45 and a shovel

Posted on 9/4/25 at 4:47 pm
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
138086 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 4:47 pm
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DISTURBING: Man sought after four-year-old allegedly raped, tests positive for STD




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Arrest documents for Anthony James Jelks, 25, indicate he raped the four-year-old child on August 1 at a home off Greenwell Springs Road in Baton Rouge.

Our Lady of the Lake Children’s Hospital contacted detectives when the child was brought there complaining of redness and irritation, according to arrest documents. A sexual assault nurse examiner tested for STDs, and the child tested positive for Chlamydia, arrest documents show.

The child was brought to the Children’s Advocacy Center, where investigators noted she told them Jelks “pulled her pants down” and “did things to her.”


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An arrest document for Jelks notes that he was investigated in November of 2022 for indecent behavior with a 9-year-old.


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That poor child will be screwed up for life because of this piece of shite.
Posted by NorthstarinLA
Bossier City
Member since Dec 2020
2543 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 4:49 pm to
Some people don’t deserve to live! He would be a good one to start with!
Posted by Don Quixote
Member since May 2023
4141 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 4:51 pm to
skip the .45 and shovel and use a wood chipper instead, broadcast it on TV as a warning to any / all who contemplate same
This post was edited on 9/4/25 at 5:17 pm
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
129238 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 4:52 pm to
A Soros judge will give him 18 months.
Posted by Winterbush
Member since Jan 2021
158 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 4:52 pm to
He looks like that left wing dude who was arrested for breaking into the New Orleans city park horse barn to f*ck police horses.
Posted by SludgeFactory
Middle of Nowhere
Member since Jun 2025
2296 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 4:54 pm to
You racists don't understand that these people have needs too, especially child molesters. He needs rehabilitation. Hopefully a progressive judge sees to it that he is out on the streets soon so he can assist other young girls in their pursuit of sexual enrichment.

Sincerely,

OT Moderates
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
46493 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 4:56 pm to
the fact that someone like this wouldn’t be immediately executed is a recent thing in human society. Maybe we’ve progressed and maybe not, but it’s not hard to make the case that society would be be better off without him
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
138086 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 4:58 pm to
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You racists don't understand that these people have needs too, especially child molesters. He needs rehabilitation. Hopefully a progressive judge sees to it that he is out on the streets soon so he can assist other young girls in their pursuit of sexual enrichment.

Sincerely,

OT Moderates



SFP will be lecturing us on the nuances of this case shortly
Posted by Geekboy
Member since Jan 2004
7221 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 4:59 pm to
I’ve been bitching for years now that putting people in prison and the normal death penalty by injection doesn’t do Jack. We need to go back to medieval torture in public.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
138086 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 5:00 pm to
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A Soros judge will give him 18 months.

Hillar Moore will be telling the news he doesn’t have the money to try the case because people didn’t vote for his tax
Posted by dnm3305
Member since Feb 2009
15907 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 5:00 pm to
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especially child molesters


It’s minor attracted person you insensitive prick! What are you, a Trump voter?!
Posted by SludgeFactory
Middle of Nowhere
Member since Jun 2025
2296 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 5:06 pm to
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It’s minor attracted person you insensitive prick!


My sincere apologies. I realized my error after I hit submit.

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What are you, a Trump voter?!


No, I just have common sense.
Posted by moe1967
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2023
304 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 5:07 pm to
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I’ve been bitching for years now that putting people in prison and the normal death penalty by injection doesn’t do Jack. We need to go back to medieval torture in public.



Yes ! .

It would instantly eliminate 90% of violent crime.
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
16135 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 5:14 pm to
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Another problem that should be solved with a .45 and a shovel
Buzzards gotta eat same as worms.
Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
90430 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 5:15 pm to
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No, I just have common sense.
here's a lie.
Posted by LSUnatick
South of Lafourche
Member since Jul 2008
1621 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 5:29 pm to
Throw the judge in the 2022 case in the same hole.
Posted by saintsfan1977
Arkansas, from Cajun country
Member since Jun 2010
9899 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 5:36 pm to
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skip the .45 and shovel and use a wood chipper instead, broadcast it on TV as a warning to any / all who contemplate same


I'd stop at the knees and cauterize them nubs with a white hot cast iron pan. Let him recover and then pour 400 degree cooking oil on his dick and balls and rape him with a thorned branch. I'd let him recover again and then give him the Ole scaphism treatment.
Posted by whoa
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2017
5797 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 5:39 pm to
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Throw the judge in the 2022 case in the same hole.

Would love to know more about this case. Who was the judge? What were his charges? Was there a plea deal?


ETA:
LINK
Several run ins with the law
This post was edited on 9/4/25 at 5:42 pm
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
11182 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 5:42 pm to
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We need to go back to medieval torture in public.


We should be inspired by some medieval wood cut illustrations of the gallows from that time.

Gallows were often two or three levels. After the hanging, the bodies continued to hang as reminders of what would happen to bad people. If you were lucky, the hangman might tie your noose so you'd die fast. If you were especially bad, you would hang there, aware, until you died.
This post was edited on 9/4/25 at 5:45 pm
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53085 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 6:06 pm to
We just need the shovel because we are going to bury him alive.
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