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Simple things you can’t seem to do right

Posted on 8/30/25 at 8:13 am
Posted by Allthatfades
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2014
8587 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 8:13 am
Cracking an egg. Seems like I’m fishing little pieces of shell out almost every morning
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
84389 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 8:18 am to
Find the ketchup in the fridge

But I can spot a deer's ear flicker at 500 yards or a fish roll the surface at almost the same distance
This post was edited on 8/30/25 at 8:20 am
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
12030 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 8:20 am to
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Cracking an egg. Seems like I’m fishing little pieces of shell out almost every morning


Pro tip... it is easier to fish out shell bits WITH the remaining egg shell- easy peasy vs trying to fish out with a finger or a spoon.
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
31698 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 8:20 am to
Forget which light switches turn on which lights. I flip 3 on auto-pilot before I finally get it right.

I’ve been in this house 6 months, I should have this mastered by now and my girlfriend let’s me know it every chance she gets
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
12030 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 8:31 am to
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Forget which light switches turn on which lights. I flip 3 on auto-pilot before I finally get it right. I’ve been in this house 6 months,


I've been in my house 25 years... still get it wrong in the upstairs bathroom, light v fart fan.
Posted by Gerry Laval
Member since Apr 2025
156 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 8:32 am to
I, Gerry Laval, cannot calk.
Posted by N2cars
Close by
Member since Feb 2008
37866 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 8:33 am to
TIL.
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
11504 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 8:33 am to
Get some touch. Youre doing it too hard.

Driving a golf ball is hard for me.
Posted by toesinthesand
One Particular Harbour
Member since Dec 2011
217 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 8:34 am to
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Find the ketchup in the fridge

Because it should be in the pantry
Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
Member since Sep 2018
33540 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 8:39 am to
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Cracking an egg. Seems like I’m fishing little pieces of shell out almost every morning



Cooking the perfect over-easy egg
Posted by Gifman
Member since Jan 2021
16813 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 8:40 am to
Whistle I can’t do it
Posted by tonydtigr
Beautiful Downtown Glenn Springs,Tx
Member since Nov 2011
6277 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 8:40 am to

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Pro tip... it is easier to fish out shell bits WITH the remaining egg shell- easy peasy vs trying to fish out with a finger or a spoon.



That works, or invest in a pair of kitchen tweezers. I use them for extracting small pieces of egg shells, as well as flipping bacon and other things while I'm cooking. Life changing.
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
10722 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 8:43 am to
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Forget which light switches turn on which lights. I flip 3 on auto-pilot before I finally get it right. I’ve been in this house 6 months, I should have this mastered by now and my girlfriend let’s me know it every chance she gets


And she’s right. You’re a man, act like one. You should have all house functions and controls figured out by now.

And if you have to look down to drive the TV remote just hand in your man card.


I cannot finish drywall. I can hang it, float and tape it, but the sanding and texturing is freakin witchcraft to me.
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
84389 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 8:44 am to
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Because it should be in the pantry

Oh here we go

Posted by Ghost of Ed
Member since Aug 2025
185 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 8:46 am to
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Whistle I can’t do it


There are people that can't whistle ?
wtf ?
Posted by thegreatboudini
Member since Oct 2008
7063 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 8:48 am to
Read my wife's mind.
Posted by PeteRose
Hall of Fame
Member since Aug 2014
17773 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 8:49 am to
Dance
Posted by muttenstein
Member since Oct 2012
2980 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 8:52 am to
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wtf ?


I can’t whistle either. Can’t roll my Rs.
Posted by Sofaking2
Member since Apr 2023
18328 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 8:53 am to
Life
Posted by Beauregard96
Hopped up on goof balls
Member since Nov 2006
2531 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 8:54 am to
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Cooking the perfect over-easy egg


Medium heat, add a teaspoon of water, cover, do not touch until yolk looks cloudy
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