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Which one of y'all has been rizzing the cart girl at the golf course

Posted on 8/17/25 at 3:06 pm
Posted by bobBoxer
the great state of Texas
Member since Jun 2022
835 posts
Posted on 8/17/25 at 3:06 pm


One of y'all about to get cancelled
Posted by forkedintheroad
Member since Feb 2025
1496 posts
Posted on 8/17/25 at 3:09 pm to
Drunk shooters shoot.
Posted by dalefla
Central FL
Member since Jul 2024
3173 posts
Posted on 8/17/25 at 3:09 pm to
Loser defined.
This post was edited on 8/17/25 at 3:37 pm
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
26105 posts
Posted on 8/17/25 at 3:10 pm to
What a chump
Posted by CSATiger
The Battlefield
Member since Aug 2010
6803 posts
Posted on 8/17/25 at 3:10 pm to
that fella still lives with his mama, bet
Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
10789 posts
Posted on 8/17/25 at 3:11 pm to
Why not just talk normal to her? That was nothing but bullshite
Posted by profdillweed
Gulf of America
Member since Apr 2025
2190 posts
Posted on 8/17/25 at 3:11 pm to
That dude is on more than just a couple Fireball Shots
Posted by RealDawg
Dawgville
Member since Nov 2012
11188 posts
Posted on 8/17/25 at 3:11 pm to
Dude is sad. Just give her a $500 tip. She doesn’t words.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
155504 posts
Posted on 8/17/25 at 3:15 pm to
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rizzing

Fun fact: 0% of people who use this term have ever gotten laid.
This post was edited on 8/17/25 at 3:23 pm
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
26019 posts
Posted on 8/17/25 at 3:16 pm to
Spoiler alert: She's 15 and working there for the summer.
Posted by Sunnyvale
Member since Feb 2024
2256 posts
Posted on 8/17/25 at 3:17 pm to
quote:

Fun fact: 0% of people who use this have ever gotten laid.


A 500 Tip or just worshipping her for her beauty?

It doesnt work here, unless you are a real player. Like Big Financial Player.

But it does work in other Countries.



Did she turn it down?
This post was edited on 8/17/25 at 3:44 pm
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
42003 posts
Posted on 8/17/25 at 3:47 pm to
quote:

Spoiler alert: She's 15 and working there for the summer.


Worked for my grandpa
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
38560 posts
Posted on 8/17/25 at 3:52 pm to
Golf course superintendent high fives himself for staffing wins.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
135894 posts
Posted on 8/17/25 at 4:06 pm to
Fake, staged, likes, shares
Posted by profdillweed
Gulf of America
Member since Apr 2025
2190 posts
Posted on 8/17/25 at 4:08 pm to
I don’t think that was fake or staged.
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
30942 posts
Posted on 8/17/25 at 4:12 pm to
Tip'em well, but not too much. Be polite and funny. Don't be creepy and the rest will take care of itself. They'll let you know if they're interested.
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
32683 posts
Posted on 8/17/25 at 4:36 pm to
Fake
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
6988 posts
Posted on 8/17/25 at 4:36 pm to
quote:

Tip'em well, but not too much. Be polite and funny. Don't be creepy and the rest will take care of itself. They'll let you know if they're interested.


How about she gives me the drinks I paid for a leaves me the frick alone? I'm not playing golf for the company of women.
Posted by Rick9Plus
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2020
2430 posts
Posted on 8/17/25 at 4:51 pm to
I knew a guy around 40-ish who has dated a couple cart girls since his divorce. He would maniacally post how happy they were on Facebook for the first 6 months then whine on Facebook for the next 6 months about how hard it is to find lasting love with a good woman. He would also start posting daddy/daughter date pics with his actual teenage daughter again after the breakups, but while with the cart girls you wouldn’t know he had one.
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
33139 posts
Posted on 8/17/25 at 4:57 pm to
quote:

I knew a guy around 40-ish who has dated a couple cart girls since his divorce.


What a legend
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