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Calling Customer Service and getting an Indian Call Center

Posted on 8/6/25 at 11:46 am
Posted by boxcarbarney
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Member since Jul 2007
25381 posts
Posted on 8/6/25 at 11:46 am
Only slightly less frustrating than having to say "REPRESENTATIVE" to a computer 6 times before you can get a human being on the phone

Then you get the heavily accented Indian with a strangely Anglo sounding name

They always introduce themselves as Mike, or Tom, or Amanda. When everyone knows they are really Muktar or Punjab or Arjun.

And no matter what problem you have, they are overly apologetic about it, but in no way can they actually solve it.

I've tried to limit the number of companies I do business with who use Indian call centers.
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
15267 posts
Posted on 8/6/25 at 11:47 am to
"Dank you for calling eighty & T, my name is Dave"
This post was edited on 8/6/25 at 11:48 am
Posted by SallysHuman
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Member since Jan 2025
12066 posts
Posted on 8/6/25 at 11:49 am to
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Dank you for calling eighty & T, my name is Dave"


I heard that in "Apu".
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
70961 posts
Posted on 8/6/25 at 11:49 am to
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I've tried to limit the number of companies I do business with who use Indian call centers.

Ha, good luck! Even my damn bank, a small credit union, uses them. I was shocked when I called to activate a new debit card. I had changed phone numbers since the account was opened, and apparently if you call from a number that doesn't match what is on file they kick you out of the automated system to a customer service representative. I couldn't understand the guy at all, and he wasn't helpful. I ended up having to go to the bank.
Posted by terd ferguson
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Member since Aug 2007
113764 posts
Posted on 8/6/25 at 11:50 am to
I pressed 1 for ENGLISH
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
70961 posts
Posted on 8/6/25 at 11:53 am to
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"Dank you for calling eighty & T, my name is Dave"

I've started playing the same game. When they say, "Ello my name es George, how can I help you?"
I say, "Hey, George......I'm Dinesh!"
This post was edited on 8/6/25 at 11:54 am
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
16254 posts
Posted on 8/6/25 at 11:53 am to
I find indian call centers to be less annoying than dealing with the DMV. And thats relevant because I believe US based call centers would be full of the same people who work at the DMV.
Posted by Power-Dome
Member since Nov 2012
1220 posts
Posted on 8/6/25 at 11:54 am to
Now they are going to phillipino call centers and they very hard to understand
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
32566 posts
Posted on 8/6/25 at 11:54 am to
Wait until they switch over the location of the call center to the Philippines, and gets even worse

At least the people in India will stop and listen to what you’re saying, the people in the Philippines just keep rambling on and they don’t shut the frick up for 10 minutes until they’ve read everything on their little plastic card full of scripts


Posted by Rrrrroger
Member since Mar 2021
898 posts
Posted on 8/6/25 at 11:56 am to
AI cannot replace Indians soon enough
Posted by Cage Fighter Trainee
Member since Aug 2024
242 posts
Posted on 8/6/25 at 12:06 pm to
I don't know why but my brain does not recognize Indians as humans. I get irrationally mad when speaking with them whether it's on the phone or in person.

I once had an Indian cab drive pick me up at F&M's when I was in college. When he arrived, I sat in the cab, we yelled at each other for about 20 seconds like we were mortal enemies and I got out and slammed the door and he took off. To this day I have no idea what was said in that heated exchange.

Since that incident, I've tried to be more inclusive towards the dot culture.
Posted by Rrrrroger
Member since Mar 2021
898 posts
Posted on 8/6/25 at 12:09 pm to
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I don't know why but my brain does not recognize Indians as humans. I get irrationally mad when speaking with them whether it's on the phone or in person.

A normal response from someone that has grown up and lived in a civilized society.
Posted by LSUBFA83
Member since May 2012
4030 posts
Posted on 8/6/25 at 12:17 pm to
The only company I've called lately where I consistently get Americans on the line is USAA.
Posted by OlGrandad
Member since Oct 2009
4284 posts
Posted on 8/6/25 at 12:30 pm to
Oldie but still relevant and funny:

Posted by Harlan County USA
Member since Sep 2021
726 posts
Posted on 8/6/25 at 12:34 pm to
My wife's last job was at Kemper Insurance. Those clowns off-shored their payroll department except for a couple ppl here in the US which my wife was one of. Imagine having to calling some Punjab up to ask about your paycheck not being right. Some middle manager doing middle manager things thought it was a great idea to cut costs so he could get a bigger bonus. They ended up firing him.

She saw the writing on the wall and went to another company.
Posted by BMax12
Covington
Member since Feb 2013
214 posts
Posted on 8/6/25 at 12:40 pm to
I was working at Worley and they love sending engineering work to India. Gotta love that slave labor. Anyways, I would have to correspond with these people regularly and no matter how much I tried I couldn't understand any of them. My level of stress, anxiety and anger at the end of the day damn near gave me an aneurism. Couldnt leave that place fast enough.
Posted by YOURADHERE
Member since Dec 2006
8410 posts
Posted on 8/6/25 at 12:44 pm to
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Indian Call Center


For most, this is probably a few-times-a-year occurrence, for me it's every single day. One of our major clients has shifted most of their logistical coordination to a call center in India. Nothing quite like an Indian half the world away trying to coordinate logistics with a Boudreaux out of Fourchon or Midland or some way off rig location in the Permian. Fun stuff.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
78641 posts
Posted on 8/6/25 at 12:45 pm to
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Now they are going to phillipino call centers and they very hard to understand


Next time I have to call UMMC I'm going to press 2 for Spanish. That way the person on the other end will speak the requested language.
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
15521 posts
Posted on 8/6/25 at 12:46 pm to
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They always introduce themselves as Mike, or Tom, or Amanda.


When I saw the thread title my first thought was that I know his name ain't really Steve.
Posted by Midget Death Squad
Meme Magic
Member since Oct 2008
27965 posts
Posted on 8/6/25 at 12:48 pm to
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Calling Customer Service and getting an Indian Call Center



is just part of the American experience!
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