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I'm ready for AI to take over sreet lights
Posted on 7/25/25 at 1:46 pm
Posted on 7/25/25 at 1:46 pm
Imagine the optimization of traffic flow, communicating with emergency vehicles, with autonomous vehicles, etc
Posted on 7/25/25 at 1:47 pm to LSU6262
My kid and I were talking about this very thing just the other day while we were the only car at a stop light...
Posted on 7/25/25 at 1:48 pm to LSU6262
quote:This dude is dead.
I'm ready for AI to take over sreet lights
Posted on 7/25/25 at 1:48 pm to LSU6262
Until they start hallucinating and/or decide humans are the problem.
Posted on 7/25/25 at 1:52 pm to LSU6262
I feel like we have to be at a point where emergency vehicles could automatically turn all the lights red as they approach a stoplight.
Posted on 7/25/25 at 1:52 pm to LSU6262
There are a few around that react to traffic like when the left turn arrowed lane has no more cars it will switch off the arrow and turn the main lane green. Not really AI, but glad to see that someone has a brain in creating that program and sensor action.
Most of NYC traffic lights are programmed by idiots. They are probably someone's relative.
Most of NYC traffic lights are programmed by idiots. They are probably someone's relative.
Posted on 7/25/25 at 1:54 pm to KosmoCramer
Some stop lights can detect which direction the sirens of emergency vehicles are approaching from and change the lights as necessary. I do believe AI could work wonders for traffic flow overall though
Posted on 7/25/25 at 1:54 pm to LSU6262
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take over sreet lights
See if you can get AI to help you with spelling first.
Posted on 7/25/25 at 1:58 pm to KosmoCramer
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I feel like we have to be at a point where emergency vehicles could automatically turn all the lights red as they approach a stoplight.
That tech already exists.
This is why flashing your lights rapidly will sometimes make the light change.
This post was edited on 7/25/25 at 2:01 pm
Posted on 7/25/25 at 2:00 pm to LSU6262
I moved to my current area just over a year ago. I walk a lot so I see how the traffic signals work. Whoever synchronized these lights is a fricking idiot. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen people waiting at a red light with zero cross traffic then they get the green just as the cross traffic is coming and has to wait.
Been telling my wife AI would be very good at synchronizing the traffic signals. It could know when the next set of cars is coming and calculate if cars or pedestrians waiting to cross could be allowed to go safely before the next wave comes.
I’ve also been saying for years that if people really want to reduce pollution and increase gas mileage, properly synchronized lights would do a lot to help both. But where I live, I swear it seems they want to engineer the exact opposite. (And there is some proof that the TPTB do in fact purposely make things worse for drivers at times. A local politician said he created a “road diet” just to make it harder on drivers so they’d be more likely to ride bikes…)
Been telling my wife AI would be very good at synchronizing the traffic signals. It could know when the next set of cars is coming and calculate if cars or pedestrians waiting to cross could be allowed to go safely before the next wave comes.
I’ve also been saying for years that if people really want to reduce pollution and increase gas mileage, properly synchronized lights would do a lot to help both. But where I live, I swear it seems they want to engineer the exact opposite. (And there is some proof that the TPTB do in fact purposely make things worse for drivers at times. A local politician said he created a “road diet” just to make it harder on drivers so they’d be more likely to ride bikes…)
Posted on 7/25/25 at 2:57 pm to LSU6262
You mean Traffic lights, not street lights. Definitely not sreet lights.
Posted on 7/25/25 at 2:59 pm to LSU6262
Da fuq is a sreet light?
You meen skreet lites?
You meen skreet lites?
Posted on 7/25/25 at 3:02 pm to LSU6262
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optimization
Until it finds out you’re on your way to format its hardware for street light ai 2.0
Then it final destinations you with a big rig mysteriously green lighted thru that intersection…
This post was edited on 7/25/25 at 3:03 pm
Posted on 7/25/25 at 3:28 pm to LSU6262
I live in Commiefornia.
Gas is $5.00/gal.
Frick sitting at a red light longer than acceptable with no cross-traffic coming.
Gas is $5.00/gal.
Frick sitting at a red light longer than acceptable with no cross-traffic coming.
Posted on 7/25/25 at 3:50 pm to Merica
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traffic flow overall
How, by keeping all Asian drivers off the road? You're asking for a system that can detect and deal with human stupidity, like doing 25 in a 40 for no reason. Or camping in the left lane. Or coming to a stop at a yield sign or a traffic circle.
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