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Skeleton in Guatemalan jungle likely US birdwatcher missing since 2023

Posted on 7/23/25 at 9:22 am
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104088 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 9:22 am
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Human remains found near an archaeological site in the Guatemalan jungle are thought to be those of a US birdwatcher who was reported missing almost two and a half years ago, local officials say.

A lilac shirt, sandals and shorts which match those worn by Raymond Vincent Ashcroft the day of his disappearance were found at the same location where the human bones were discovered, Carlos Soza of the attorney-general's office
said.
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Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
37662 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 9:24 am to
Toucan Sam is the primary suspect.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
90892 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 9:24 am to
toucan sam unavailable for comment
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
175385 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 9:26 am to
Died doing what he loved.

Looking at tits.
Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
53528 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 9:26 am to
sounds like he went enjoying his hobby
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19393 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 9:26 am to
Well damn, guess I’m gonna cross off bird watching in the Guatemalan jungle off my bucket list.

Always figured wandering off into a jungle in the middle of nowhere to bird watch seemed like the perfect vacation. All kind of shite in there that can kill you and dealing with insects just seems like a solid adventure.

Figured i could promote some north face while I’m out there doing all my adventuring
Posted by facher08
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
5579 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 9:31 am to
quote:

All kind of shite in there that can kill you and dealing with insects just seems like a solid adventure.


The guy may have just had a stroke or heart attack.
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
22733 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 9:32 am to

His last act was feeding large birds.
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
32575 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 9:33 am to
Or got bitten by a fer-de-lance snake

This post was edited on 7/23/25 at 9:35 am
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
106757 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 9:34 am to
Sometimes you're watching the birds, sometimes the birds are watching you.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
90892 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 9:42 am to
dammit!
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
37662 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 9:48 am to
Posted by louisianamotocross
Member since Sep 2023
281 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 10:59 am to
Didn’t have bird watching on my dangerous hobby list.
Posted by ItzMe1972
Member since Dec 2013
12120 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 11:03 am to
Still waiting for the dodo to come along:

Posted by The Scofflaw
Metairie, LA
Member since Sep 2014
1895 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 11:33 am to
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This post was edited on 7/23/25 at 11:35 am
Posted by Dawgirl
Member since Oct 2015
6365 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 12:04 pm to
Probably wanted to see and photograph or film birds of paradise. Why else would anyone want to visit there?
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
27771 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 12:06 pm to
He must have been looking for the elusive fukawi bird and got turned around in the jungle.
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
6924 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 12:08 pm to
quote:

fer-de-lance snake


Have to do the fer-de-lance dance (wildboyz reference)
Posted by Arkapigdiesel
Faulkner County
Member since Jun 2009
15355 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 12:13 pm to
quote:

He must have been looking for the elusive fukawi bird and got turned around in the jungle.
Posted by Tigris
Cloud Cuckoo Land
Member since Jul 2005
13044 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 12:58 pm to
quote:

Probably wanted to see and photograph or film birds of paradise. Why else would anyone want to visit there?


Birds of paradise are mostly New Guinea, none in Guatemala.

The ruins are supposed to be pretty cool. Most famous birds at Tikal are:

Ocellated Turkey:



Orange-breasted Falcon:

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