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Mobile firework sales are the way to go

Posted on 7/6/25 at 5:28 pm
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
7883 posts
Posted on 7/6/25 at 5:28 pm
Just load up the trunk or truck bed and head to the lower class neighborhoods. It’s like printing money. It certainly more profitable than renting a trailer spot or a building and waiting for them to come to us for their fireworks needs.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104075 posts
Posted on 7/6/25 at 5:30 pm to
This isn't trashy at all.
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
37662 posts
Posted on 7/6/25 at 5:31 pm to
If you add crack to the menu you can call yourself Pops n Rocks
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
30742 posts
Posted on 7/6/25 at 5:32 pm to
I used to sell fish like that sometimes.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
293053 posts
Posted on 7/6/25 at 5:33 pm to
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This isn't trashy at all.


Seems enterprising...
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
30742 posts
Posted on 7/6/25 at 5:35 pm to
What if somebody accidentally shoots a rocket into your vehicle?
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
7883 posts
Posted on 7/6/25 at 6:27 pm to
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What if somebody accidentally shoots a rocket into your vehicle?

I’d report my car as stolen.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72557 posts
Posted on 7/6/25 at 6:32 pm to
quote:

Mobile firework sales are the way to go
Pritchard, to be specific to maximize the return.

This post was edited on 7/6/25 at 6:34 pm
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
29099 posts
Posted on 7/6/25 at 6:35 pm to
I hope you take Venmo and not cash. Sounds like a good way to sell a shite ton of fireworks and then get robbed when the truck gets close to empty.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
71031 posts
Posted on 7/6/25 at 6:37 pm to
Until you realize you're one errant Black & Mild from going out in a blaze of glory.
Posted by GruntbyAssociation
Member since Jul 2013
8380 posts
Posted on 7/6/25 at 6:39 pm to
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If you add crack to the menu you can call yourself Pops n Rocks


Or crack and crackers.
Posted by Tr33fiddy
Hog Jaw, Arkansas (it exists)
Member since Aug 2023
1940 posts
Posted on 7/6/25 at 7:22 pm to
If you say they are stolen fireworks for half price you'll sell out in minutes. People can't resist a good stolen stuff deal lol
Posted by JodyPlauche
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2009
9760 posts
Posted on 7/6/25 at 7:44 pm to
Did you see the leprechaun?
Posted by Meauxjeaux
102836 posts including my alters
Member since Jun 2005
45523 posts
Posted on 7/6/25 at 7:47 pm to
The price of used ice cream trucks is at an all time low. I sense an opportunity here.
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
23039 posts
Posted on 7/6/25 at 7:48 pm to
My buddy use to sell raccoons that way.
Posted by PensaTigers
Pensacola
Member since Sep 2018
3176 posts
Posted on 7/6/25 at 8:54 pm to
You mean... a Paris individual with a rocket launcher?
Posted by BobABooey
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2004
15849 posts
Posted on 7/6/25 at 9:27 pm to
The last time I heard the Hard R version of the N Word used in the wild was by a salesman at a Mobile fireworks stand in the late 1980’s.
Posted by Islandboy777
DAUPHIN ISLAND
Member since Jul 2023
2694 posts
Posted on 7/6/25 at 9:46 pm to
You can't shoot fireworks in Mobile city limits...Only in Mobile County
Posted by Islandboy777
DAUPHIN ISLAND
Member since Jul 2023
2694 posts
Posted on 7/6/25 at 9:46 pm to
You can't shoot fireworks in Mobile city limits...Only in Mobile County
Posted by MRTigerFan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
6259 posts
Posted on 7/6/25 at 9:56 pm to
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If you add crack to the menu you can call yourself Pops n Rocks

Million dollar idea right here
This post was edited on 7/6/25 at 9:57 pm
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