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Types of people in the south who say they are going to a "barbecue" instead of a "cookout"

Posted on 7/5/25 at 4:01 pm
Posted by Violent Hip Swivel
Member since Aug 2023
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Posted on 7/5/25 at 4:01 pm
• Carpetbagging weirdos

• Super liberals

• The gays

• ESOL learners

...A barbecue is what happens when there's a whole hog in the ground. Not hamburgers and hot dogs and leg quarters. I will come to your town and smack anyone who grew up in the south but still says they're going to a barbecue instead of going to a cookout and then ride back home with no regrets!!!
This post was edited on 7/5/25 at 9:11 pm
Posted by Clark14
Earth
Member since Dec 2014
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Posted on 7/5/25 at 4:03 pm to
This is why you are alone today….
Posted by xBirdx
Member since Sep 2018
2119 posts
Posted on 7/5/25 at 4:04 pm to
Come on down then…i always say BBQ. All my friends do as well

Lived here my whole life

Username at gmail if you feel up to attempting to smack me
Posted by Violent Hip Swivel
Member since Aug 2023
7644 posts
Posted on 7/5/25 at 4:05 pm to
quote:

Username at gmail if you feel up to attempting to smack me


Just put your address on here and I'll give you my ETA
Posted by CaptainsWafer
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Member since Feb 2006
59038 posts
Posted on 7/5/25 at 4:06 pm to
quote:

A barbecue is what happens when there's a whole hog in the ground


I love it when someone is so convinced that they’re right and couldn’t be more wrong.
Posted by xBirdx
Member since Sep 2018
2119 posts
Posted on 7/5/25 at 4:06 pm to
Email me.

Bet you’ve never been in a fight in your life lol.
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
50532 posts
Posted on 7/5/25 at 4:06 pm to
Didn’t you start a thread the other night advertising a pornography website?
Posted by geauxtigers87
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 7/5/25 at 4:07 pm to
Posted by Tigahs24Seven
Charlie Kirk's America
Member since Nov 2007
14311 posts
Posted on 7/5/25 at 4:08 pm to
You are one strange person...cookout? Where are you from.....Michigan?
Posted by Iron Lion
Romulus
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 7/5/25 at 4:08 pm to
quote:

Just put your address on here and I'll give you my ETA
You have definitely given blowjobs for money
Posted by Traffic Circle
Down the Rabbit Hole
Member since Nov 2013
4832 posts
Posted on 7/5/25 at 4:08 pm to
Seems like this is your way of coming out to the Board. Congrats, I think.
Posted by Mr Clean
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Member since Aug 2006
53037 posts
Posted on 7/5/25 at 4:09 pm to
Congrats on continuing your string of shitty threads.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
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Member since Feb 2006
59038 posts
Posted on 7/5/25 at 4:10 pm to
OP how “south” are you
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
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Posted on 7/5/25 at 4:10 pm to
quote:

Not hamburgers and hot dogs and leg quarters.


That is called grilling

quote:

A barbecue is what happens when there's a whole hog in the ground


That is called smoking

Bbq would be things like ribs
Posted by HeadCall
Member since Feb 2025
5715 posts
Posted on 7/5/25 at 4:10 pm to
Unless it’s a crawfish boil it’s a bbq
Posted by dukeg7213
Louisiana
Member since Apr 2023
5986 posts
Posted on 7/5/25 at 4:11 pm to
Weird hill to die on


Fyi, it’s a bbq.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
132926 posts
Posted on 7/5/25 at 4:12 pm to
quote:

A barbecue is what happens when there's a whole hog in the ground. Not hamburgers and hot dogs and leg quarters.


Certainly nothing in between that, is there?
Posted by Raoul Stimulato
Hale Bopp Comet
Member since Sep 2022
1983 posts
Posted on 7/5/25 at 4:12 pm to
Why not try ingratiating yourself w some different groups of people

Instead of knocking them all down.

Yeesh. Make your world a little bigger, not smaller, friend.

Lead with love, not hate.
Posted by La Place Mike
West Florida Republic
Member since Jan 2004
30849 posts
Posted on 7/5/25 at 4:12 pm to
So when I smoke butts, ribs, and other meats on my pit that's called a cook out? Learn something everyday, I guess.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
132926 posts
Posted on 7/5/25 at 4:13 pm to
quote:

Unless it’s a crawfish boil it’s a bbq


Pretty much.

A whole pig would be a cochon-du-lait but this couyon don't know that, podnuuuuuuuhhhh
This post was edited on 7/5/25 at 4:13 pm
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