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Poop Cruise - Netflix

Posted on 6/24/25 at 1:57 pm
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
15852 posts
Posted on 6/24/25 at 1:57 pm
Anyone watch. Doc around Carnival Cruise ship completely lost power. Everyone interviewed is insufferable and the prototype cruise goer.

I’m sure the conditions sucked, but goodness…Americans are in a lot of trouble if we ever get hit with a major loss of inconveniences for more than a day or two.
Posted by tylerdurden24
Member since Sep 2009
48481 posts
Posted on 6/24/25 at 4:32 pm to
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but goodness…Americans are in a lot of trouble if we ever get hit with a major loss of inconveniences for more than a day or two.

Did you sleep through all of 2020?
Posted by Al Bundy Bulldog
The Grindfather
Member since Dec 2010
36304 posts
Posted on 6/24/25 at 5:52 pm to
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Did you sleep through all of 2020?


Or Katrina
Posted by lsutigersFTW
Lafayette
Member since Jun 2008
7801 posts
Posted on 6/24/25 at 7:01 pm to
I have no desire to go on a cruise ever. I can get drunk and look at the water from my condo in Destin thank you
Posted by Floridafan813
Member since Apr 2025
280 posts
Posted on 6/24/25 at 8:15 pm to
My grandparents used to go on a cruise every year. I don’t think they would’ve been physically able to shite in a small red bag.
Posted by Lsudx256
DFW
Member since Mar 2016
3272 posts
Posted on 6/24/25 at 8:56 pm to
As much as I eat on cruises there is no way it would fit in a small red bag.
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
39940 posts
Posted on 6/24/25 at 9:24 pm to
I am pissing off the boat instantly. Doesn’t make any sense not to
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Oct 2007
24002 posts
Posted on 6/24/25 at 9:28 pm to
If the Internet Historian isn't narrating, I'm not interested.
Posted by weaveballs1
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2010
3320 posts
Posted on 6/25/25 at 2:39 am to
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Everyone interviewed is insufferable


The 3 alcoholic women on the bachelorette party had to have been paid actors, my goodness.

Not to mention the dude that was gay for his FIL
This post was edited on 6/25/25 at 2:41 am
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
33276 posts
Posted on 6/25/25 at 6:43 am to
I suggest people follow the Carnival fights IG page

It’s turned into the Nissan Altima of the seas
Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
Location: Classified
Member since Nov 2011
38254 posts
Posted on 6/25/25 at 7:30 am to
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I suggest people follow the Carnival fights IG page

It’s turned into the Nissan Altima of the seas


The real Jungle Cruise.
Posted by msap9020
Texas
Member since Feb 2015
2089 posts
Posted on 6/25/25 at 7:56 am to
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Everyone interviewed is insufferable and the prototype cruise goer.


Watched 30 minutes and all I could think is all of these people would be dead inside an hour if the zombies attacked.

THE RED BAG, PEEING IN THE SHOWER........OH THE HORROR!!!
Posted by SpqrTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2004
9632 posts
Posted on 6/25/25 at 8:10 am to
There really did seem to be a fixation with the red bags. Enough already.

But I will say that the lasagna remark almost made me spit my drink out. That was a good one.
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
15852 posts
Posted on 6/25/25 at 8:50 am to
The more I watched, the more I felt like the whole doc was more of a parody on cruise people vs actual panic/distress.

Posted by cajungoalie
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2008
696 posts
Posted on 6/25/25 at 11:39 am to
We were on the Carnival Elation at the same time, we diverted to their location in the Gulf and they transferred supplies from our boat to theirs. It was listing pretty signifcantly and I remember thinking better them than us
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
25745 posts
Posted on 6/25/25 at 12:40 pm to
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Or Katrina



Or Ida
Posted by tigahland
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jun 2016
3528 posts
Posted on 6/25/25 at 1:11 pm to
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Americans are in a lot of trouble if we ever get hit with a major loss of inconveniences for more than a day or two.


Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
39940 posts
Posted on 6/25/25 at 1:18 pm to
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The more I watched, the more I felt like the whole doc was more of a parody on cruise people vs actual panic/distress.



i was expecting way worse behavior based on your post. Watched it last night

It seems that, for the most part, it was fairly peaceful. I was expecting a lot of stories of theft and fights.

anyone in that situation would be getting their bitch on. I am ready to get back to my bed even after nice vacation.

the 3 women were absolute grenades
This post was edited on 6/25/25 at 1:21 pm
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
53509 posts
Posted on 6/25/25 at 1:53 pm to
This was a stupid "documentary". Oh no, you were stuck on a boat for a few days without power! Those poor people!
Posted by sledgehammer
SWLA
Member since Oct 2020
6784 posts
Posted on 6/25/25 at 8:06 pm to
Jen, the cruise director, scared the crap out of me with her wide open crazy eyes. Close your eyes a little. You look like a clown.

The bride to be in the white blouse has that Karen attitude. She looks like a very high maintenance woman so I feel sorry for her husband.

How about Abhi the cook and his description of a poop lasagna? Also the way he said, “what the F” with his accent cracked me up.

In fact, this whole documentary was pretty hilarious. If they were aiming for seriousness, they were dead in the water.
This post was edited on 6/25/25 at 9:00 pm
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