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DAT 6/16: Astros (LMJ) @ A's (Spence) 9:05 SCHN
Posted on 6/16/25 at 8:28 am
Posted on 6/16/25 at 8:28 am
Take a nap at your desks today baws. We're staying up late tonight.
Posted on 6/16/25 at 8:44 am to Lsuhoohoo
Week in review:
- Astros 15-5 in their last 20 games
- Season split 3-3 with the Chicago White Sox
- Swept Minnesota with B2B walk off wins (Killa Cam and Dubon)
- 10-run curse potentially over? 3-1 this year coming off of 10-run games
- 4-0 in extra inning games this season
- Framber last 7 starts: 6-0 49IP 59K 2.02ERA
- Josh Hader. This guy was certified arse last year, but he's been on a revenge tour this season. Huge ups to him for doing what we paid him to do
- Brandon Walter has been awesome to watch so far (72% of his pitches yesterday were strikes). Through 3 outings he has: 17.2IP 19K 1BB 3ER 0.91WHIP
- Chandler if you're reading this, you're still a bitch
Injury updates:
- Yordan: has not started hitting yet. Dana says he's 80%
- Spaghetti: playing catch from 70 feet
- Luis Garcia: n/a
- Dezenzo: n/a
- Chas: n/a
- Melton: sprained ankle. Out at least 4 weeks
- E-Sock: avoided the IL with a pulled hamstring. Potentially back in lineup tonight
- LMJ to 15-day IL with a right foot sprain
Roster moves:
- Melton to 10-day IL
- Cooper Hummel and Luis Guillorme brought up (these guys suck)
- Shay Whitcomb sent back down
- RHP Jason Alexander called up to replace LMJ
Looking ahead:
Astros After Dark
4 @ Sacramento A's (all 4 at 9:05pm)
3 @ Anaheim Angels

- Astros 15-5 in their last 20 games
- Season split 3-3 with the Chicago White Sox
- Swept Minnesota with B2B walk off wins (Killa Cam and Dubon)
- 10-run curse potentially over? 3-1 this year coming off of 10-run games
- 4-0 in extra inning games this season
- Framber last 7 starts: 6-0 49IP 59K 2.02ERA
- Josh Hader. This guy was certified arse last year, but he's been on a revenge tour this season. Huge ups to him for doing what we paid him to do
- Brandon Walter has been awesome to watch so far (72% of his pitches yesterday were strikes). Through 3 outings he has: 17.2IP 19K 1BB 3ER 0.91WHIP
- Chandler if you're reading this, you're still a bitch
Injury updates:
- Yordan: has not started hitting yet. Dana says he's 80%
- Spaghetti: playing catch from 70 feet
- Luis Garcia: n/a
- Dezenzo: n/a
- Chas: n/a
- Melton: sprained ankle. Out at least 4 weeks
- E-Sock: avoided the IL with a pulled hamstring. Potentially back in lineup tonight
- LMJ to 15-day IL with a right foot sprain
Roster moves:
- Melton to 10-day IL
- Cooper Hummel and Luis Guillorme brought up (these guys suck)
- Shay Whitcomb sent back down
- RHP Jason Alexander called up to replace LMJ
Looking ahead:
Astros After Dark
4 @ Sacramento A's (all 4 at 9:05pm)
3 @ Anaheim Angels
This post was edited on 6/16/25 at 2:14 pm
Posted on 6/16/25 at 9:04 am to DalenSA
RIP to yung pedro, the crimes this medical staff has done to this team will not be forgotten
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Posted on 6/16/25 at 9:57 am to DalenSA
quote:
- 4-0 in extra inning games this season
Feels like 4 more extra inning wins than the last 5 seasons combined.
Posted on 6/16/25 at 10:30 am to LSUBoo
Another fun fact about that extra inning stat, the Astros have covered 6 innings without allowing the Manfred runner to score.
Hader has covered 3 of those innings
Okert 1
Gusto 1
Sousa 1
Hader has covered 3 of those innings
Okert 1
Gusto 1
Sousa 1
Posted on 6/16/25 at 12:05 pm to Lsuhoohoo
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This post was edited on 6/16/25 at 12:06 pm
Posted on 6/16/25 at 2:10 pm to SWLA92
Posted on 6/16/25 at 2:16 pm to DalenSA
Is anyone here a marine biologist?
Posted on 6/16/25 at 2:41 pm to DalenSA
quote:
LMJ to 15-day IL with a right foot sprain
How old is this guy? 82 ?
Posted on 6/16/25 at 3:15 pm to Jwho77
That's McPussy to you
And Doug Jones has pocket lint that is tougher than this porcelain doll
He was probably watching the same HR that Melton was when it happened
And Doug Jones has pocket lint that is tougher than this porcelain doll
He was probably watching the same HR that Melton was when it happened
Posted on 6/16/25 at 3:21 pm to wahoocs
Lance couldn't even grow scruff, much less Doug's magnificent facial look.
RIP, Junk Ball King
RIP, Junk Ball King
Posted on 6/16/25 at 4:38 pm to Jwho77
Bruh this roster right now is carrying Cooper Hummel, Luis Guillotine, Cesar Salazar, Colton Gordon, Ryan Gusto, Brandon Walter, Jason Alexander
Posted on 6/16/25 at 4:45 pm to Lsuhoohoo
It's like taking a dildo to a gun fight.
Posted on 6/16/25 at 4:51 pm to Lsuhoohoo
quote:
Bruh this roster right now is carrying Cooper Hummel, Luis Guillotine, Cesar Salazar, Colton Gordon, Ryan Gusto, Brandon Walter, Jason Alexander
Posted on 6/16/25 at 4:53 pm to Jwho77
quote:
It's like taking a dildo to a gun fight.
And winning.
You know what they say, “Dildo miracles never last long enough.”
Posted on 6/16/25 at 5:26 pm to High C
If you get hit with one of those things, it might really hurt. We wouldn't know but ask Owlie and List Eater.
Posted on 6/16/25 at 6:04 pm to NIH
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