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This is infinitely more embarrassing than what the M’s did two days ago
This is absurd. Two off days within the last week. Biggest home stand of the year against two teams that don’t even want to be competitive and this is the effort you trot out there?
What a god damn joke from those three. Awful
This is the worst two inning sequence in the history of baseball. Oh my goodness
What an awful inning. This is a hopeless offense
Siri tagged that one pretty good.

Great job by the bullpen arms. Fine enough job by Pecko for his debut.

Offense, frick off
Hey nice mature at bat by Cam to do a job.

Would be really awesome to have a long guy in the bullpen you know can not just eat innings, but have them be quality to back up a rookie who predictably was going to battle some nerves and command
Don’t think I can remember many times where they award a runner three bases on a boundary call like that. I mean he might score but that’s a decent sized leap to he would have definitely scored
Welp, JP may be dead again because he swung at a 100 MPH bowling ball at his hand.

I know the pitching is good across the league, but good Lord it seems like it’s twice a week they are facing heavy 97 mph fastballs from the right side with a plus secondary pitch
What a ridiculous half inning for Joyce. How do some of these dudes ever give up hits and runs, the dude averaged 103 on his fastballs
Don’t worry, tomorrow they’ll face a dude throwing 100 mph turbo sinkers that will shove it up their arse again.

Might just watch Pecko’s innings and opt out of the bottom half
I know EV isn’t everything and it’s an easy way to bitch when things don’t go your way, but after that JP FC that’s 7 balls hit tonight at 100 or > for outs.
Hey Joe, Cam must play every day you stupid bitch
Really, really, really hate burning Blubaugh down in this game.

This feels like it should be Ulloa’s runway, especially with a guy making his MLB debut tomorrow. I get trying to keep it close because they are such a bad team but feels like a waste of a leverage arm you could easily use later in the series
This mother fricker is literally throwing two pitches, has 15 whiffs and is going to Maddux.

Just so classic Espada Astros. Get an opportunity with a soft part of the schedule and come out of an off day the flattest you could possibly be.
Throw firm in the zone and these guys will go after it early either getting beat with a weak pop up or like the last two well hit balls right at some.

There has been some decent output games, but it feels like it’s been an absolute dreadful month of offensive baseball
Impressive defense from the Angels so far. Doesn’t look like they’ll give the Astros this one like they did last series in Anaheim.
Lefty can’t get the lefty out righty can’t get the righty and you give up another run after you started the inning with two quick out.

It’s every freaking game
I hate the stupid fricking Crawford Boxes. Two games in a row with a unicorn HR by dogshit hitters
Munoz was ridiculous. Credit him/them for throwing the fastball tonight.

Shitty shitty series loss and letting them do their faggy dances on your field again. Need the rest of the league to keep pounding the Mariners because that series in Seattle late next month is going to be ugly.

Really, really would like to see them go 5-1 with these two teams coming in next week. But the way they are taking this will be a grind
Absolute bummer to let them off the hook after that dogshit decision to put Dominguez in.