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It’s that time of year again in the south, watch out for us riders
Posted on 6/12/25 at 12:59 pm
Posted on 6/12/25 at 12:59 pm
Grass clippings do not belong in the road!
Today I was down Tiger Bend, I hit a lazy curve doing about 45 when my front tire slid on a thick patch of fresh grass clippings some careless homeowner had blown straight into the street.
My hog fishtailed hard, rear end stepping out like it was trying to runaway from me, and for a second, I thought I was going down.
I was already shifting my weight, ready to lay her down to avoid a high side, eyeing the ditch. Luckily, I steadied her, caught traction, and rolled out.
Today I was down Tiger Bend, I hit a lazy curve doing about 45 when my front tire slid on a thick patch of fresh grass clippings some careless homeowner had blown straight into the street.
My hog fishtailed hard, rear end stepping out like it was trying to runaway from me, and for a second, I thought I was going down.
I was already shifting my weight, ready to lay her down to avoid a high side, eyeing the ditch. Luckily, I steadied her, caught traction, and rolled out.
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Posted on 6/12/25 at 1:01 pm to HenryParsons
insert South Park joke about Harley riders beings figs 
Posted on 6/12/25 at 1:01 pm to HenryParsons
bikes or not, homeowners (and especially professionals) should never be leaving grass clippings in the road
Posted on 6/12/25 at 1:03 pm to HenryParsons
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Grass clippings do not belong in the road!
Where else they gonna go after mowing and edging?
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thick patch of fresh grass clippings some careless homeowner had blown straight into the street.
They did not. That's exactly where clippings end up after mowing and edging. Even if they did... why you riding your bike so close to the right side of the road?
Posted on 6/12/25 at 1:04 pm to HenryParsons
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My hog fishtailed hard, rear end stepping out like it was trying to runaway from me, and for a second, I thought I was going down.
I was already shifting my weight, ready to lay her down to avoid a high side, eyeing the ditch. Luckily, I steadied her, caught traction, and rolled out.
I like it when you talk dirty to me. Does it have to be a fatty, though?
Posted on 6/12/25 at 1:04 pm to mylsuhat
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bikes or not, homeowners (and especially professionals) should never be leaving grass clippings in the road
But where else do they go? It is a natural byproduct of lawn maintenance.
Posted on 6/12/25 at 1:05 pm to HenryParsons
nobody cares.
Posted on 6/12/25 at 1:05 pm to HenryParsons
You sound like you have one of those BDSM whips on your handlebars.
Posted on 6/12/25 at 1:06 pm to SallysHuman
quote:back in your yard where it can break down and go back into the ground
But where else do they go? It is a natural byproduct of lawn maintenance.
Posted on 6/12/25 at 1:06 pm to HenryParsons
Posted on 6/12/25 at 1:07 pm to beerJeep
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You sound like you have one of those BDSM whips on your handlebars.
And goes commando under those assless leather chaps.
Posted on 6/12/25 at 1:07 pm to HenryParsons
I’ll be sure to not tell the lawn guy about this
Posted on 6/12/25 at 1:07 pm to HenryParsons
Are you in a motorcycle gang?
Posted on 6/12/25 at 1:07 pm to SallysHuman
It’s illegal to blow them in the road.
Posted on 6/12/25 at 1:07 pm to HenryParsons
When it’s 500 degrees outside and I’m on the verge of heat death, IDGAF where my clippings go.
Posted on 6/12/25 at 1:08 pm to mylsuhat
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back in your yard where it can break down and go back into the ground
Most of them ARE in the yard... only the portion you mow near the road end up IN the road, and they blow away soon enough anyway between wind and air displacement of passing vehicles.
Posted on 6/12/25 at 1:08 pm to HenryParsons
I can't imagine posting about "please watch out for me".
Gay
Gay
Posted on 6/12/25 at 1:09 pm to HenryParsons
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It’s illegal to blow them in the road.
Drive your hawg in the center of the lane you're occupying and it shouldn't be a big deal.
You're just hog-bragging. Not even subtly.
Posted on 6/12/25 at 1:09 pm to SallysHuman
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assless leather chaps.
Redundant. All chaps are assless.
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