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Ozempic Penis
Posted on 6/7/25 at 4:27 pm
Posted on 6/7/25 at 4:27 pm
All you baws with the beer belly now have a reason to start taking Ozempic. It seems to have an ADDITIVE effect down below.
NY POST
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Ozempic penis: Male users reveal shocking change to their genitalia after injecting weight-loss shot
NY POST
This post was edited on 6/7/25 at 4:29 pm
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Posted on 6/7/25 at 4:28 pm to Crappieman
quote:
It seems to have an ADDITIVE affect down below.
*effect
Posted on 6/7/25 at 4:28 pm to Crappieman
FUDA reduction yields some hidden inches I guess.
Posted on 6/7/25 at 4:28 pm to Crappieman
Spoiler: It didn't grow. Not being a trashy fatass makes more of it visible.
Posted on 6/7/25 at 4:29 pm to Mo Jeaux
Was supposed to be the THUMBS UP icon.
This post was edited on 6/7/25 at 6:03 pm
Posted on 6/7/25 at 4:40 pm to Crappieman
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“Now I think people will say it was because of the fat loss. However at the time I measured myself before (4 years ago), I was thinner,” the man claimed. “I also bone pressed during measurement before and also this time. Has anyone else noticed this change in themselves?”
What exactly is “boned pressed during measurement”?
Posted on 6/7/25 at 4:41 pm to Crappieman
Being able to see your own dick, instead of your gut, shouldn't be a flex 
Posted on 6/7/25 at 4:42 pm to Crappieman
Just trim the hedges, makes your deck look bigger.
Posted on 6/7/25 at 4:44 pm to Crappieman
Tis is obviously a ploy by Ozempic to boost sales. Having said that, I just bought out their entire supply.
Posted on 6/7/25 at 4:45 pm to Crappieman
We will see what happens tomorrow. I just took 5 shots
Posted on 6/7/25 at 4:47 pm to Crappieman
So that’s where all the fat goes
Posted on 6/7/25 at 4:48 pm to billjamin
quote:
FUDA reduction yields some hidden inches I guess.
Pro Tip: Shaving your shaft, balls, and hair above your cock will make it look larger as well.
Posted on 6/7/25 at 4:48 pm to Crappieman
They ain't gaining nothing. Hell, it probably the first time in twenty years they can see their todger.
Posted on 6/7/25 at 4:48 pm to Crappieman
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Male users reveal shocking change to their genitalia after injecting weight-loss shot
Yeah, after they get rid of their guts they can actually see their dick for the first time in years.
Posted on 6/7/25 at 4:49 pm to dallastigers
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What exactly is “boned pressed during measurement”?
It's when you hammer the ruler through any skin and fat to get 0" to the bone
If I had to guess anyway
This post was edited on 6/7/25 at 4:51 pm
Posted on 6/7/25 at 5:00 pm to GRTiger
I always love these GLP-1 threads. You can tell the folks who lost weight the old fashion way seem to be the most salty .
I imagine the same thing happened when the automatic needle was invented for tattoo artist,
before , having a tattoo was an extreme sign of wealth as your family had to send you to China for a couple of months, while an artist painstakingly worked on one image ,
Then once the automatic needle was invented every tom , Dick , and Harry has one and it’s no longer a sign of wealth and privilege.
I can only imagine what the aristocratic girls (who had high dollar ink) said to those people as they got tattoos
I imagine the same thing happened when the automatic needle was invented for tattoo artist,
before , having a tattoo was an extreme sign of wealth as your family had to send you to China for a couple of months, while an artist painstakingly worked on one image ,
Then once the automatic needle was invented every tom , Dick , and Harry has one and it’s no longer a sign of wealth and privilege.
I can only imagine what the aristocratic girls (who had high dollar ink) said to those people as they got tattoos
Posted on 6/7/25 at 5:09 pm to Crappieman
Geez man, I'm not trying to kill the poor ladies. This sounds like a terrible idea for a baw like myself.
Posted on 6/7/25 at 5:12 pm to evil cockroach
Wtf are you babbling about?
Posted on 6/7/25 at 5:16 pm to Crappieman
Now that is marketing
Posted on 6/7/25 at 5:18 pm to Bestbank Tiger
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Spoiler: It didn't grow. Not being a trashy fatass makes more of it visible.
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