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Why are bidet toilets not becoming prevalent in the USA?
Posted on 6/3/25 at 2:47 pm
Posted on 6/3/25 at 2:47 pm
After using one I want to go home and “slap yo mama.” Been doing it all wrong this whole time. It’s like it’s laser guided and covers every millimeter of a person’s hole. They even have a frontal option for women.
Why are they not the standard with new houses and renovations?
Why are they not the standard with new houses and renovations?
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Posted on 6/3/25 at 2:48 pm to Mariner
Big Striking Paper will never allow that to happen.
Posted on 6/3/25 at 2:49 pm to Mariner
if my house were on fire and I could save one thing it'd be my bidet
Posted on 6/3/25 at 2:49 pm to Mariner
I've heard good things, but with the shits I take, there is no way it possibly works.
Posted on 6/3/25 at 2:51 pm to Mariner
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They even have a frontal option for women.
I suspect that is not completely for sanitary purposes
Posted on 6/3/25 at 2:52 pm to Mariner
Why are you thinking about my butthole?
Posted on 6/3/25 at 2:54 pm to Mariner
Agree. I even installed one in my office bathroom.
Posted on 6/3/25 at 2:55 pm to Mariner
Never used one. Does it spray the water UP your hole? Ouch, if it does.
Posted on 6/3/25 at 2:55 pm to Mariner
There are people still smearing crap all over their arse with paper?
Weird.
Weird.
Posted on 6/3/25 at 2:56 pm to auggie
Hard to fit into the stock 6' x 10' bathroom layout.
I've never understood them. In lieu of paper? addition to? and now I have to drip dry? use a towel? or more paper? I don't wanna be wet down there.
I've never understood them. In lieu of paper? addition to? and now I have to drip dry? use a towel? or more paper? I don't wanna be wet down there.
Posted on 6/3/25 at 2:58 pm to Shexter
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Never used one. Does it spray the water UP your hole? Ouch, if it does.
That's what I'm thinking. The pressure needed to power wash a tacky spackle off my butt seems risky.
Posted on 6/3/25 at 2:59 pm to Mariner
Try a diet that doesn’t exist purely of white flour and sugar and you will also be amazed. Hell… toss in a vegetable or two.
Posted on 6/3/25 at 3:00 pm to Clyde Tipton
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with the shits I take, there is no way it possibly works.
Posted on 6/3/25 at 3:01 pm to Mariner
It really is bewildering how Americans haven't wholesale made the transition yet. Dirty muhfrickas.
Posted on 6/3/25 at 3:04 pm to Clyde Tipton
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I've heard good things, but with the shits I take, there is no way it possibly works.
It’s not an either or… can spray, wipe and flush.
They actually work far better than regular paper for those situations.
Posted on 6/3/25 at 3:05 pm to Mariner
An absolute game changer
The water is warm too
The water is warm too
Posted on 6/3/25 at 3:08 pm to Shexter
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Never used one. Does it spray the water UP your hole? Ouch, if it does.
It’s warm and comfortable. Some have an air dry option too.
Posted on 6/3/25 at 3:12 pm to Jmcc64
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I've never understood them. In lieu of paper? addition to? and now I have to drip dry? use a towel? or more paper? I don't wanna be wet down there.
I just have the attachment, so I dont have the fancy air dry features. I get cheap 1-ply toilet paper, ball up a good wad and that seems to do the drying trick.
Posted on 6/3/25 at 3:13 pm to Mariner
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It’s warm and comfortable. Some have an air dry option too.
Still doesn't answer my question - Does water (and air) go UP your hole enema style? Is it a spray pattern like a shower head?
Posted on 6/3/25 at 3:14 pm to Mariner
Seems like you’d still need TP for verification purposes.
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