Remember the lesbian bar in Austin?

Chapped Lips

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Which ones?

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Exactly

It’s got a French name “Les Bos”

An old, blind cowboy wanders into a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter,

"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a, very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

"Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat

The bouncer is a blonde girl

I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate

The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter

The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler

"Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

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Two lesbians that will only show ladies sports. I can’t find an update if it’s still open.

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The Moist Rug

It'll do well at first just from hype and the publicity they received. My guess is that by year 2, they'll have some regular patrons that help pay the bills, and by year 3, if they even make it that long, they'll be in the red and have to shut down. If they had been able to open in Austin's warehouse district, they may be able to sustain, but the Drag on Guadalupe right next to campus isn't exactly a great spot for a very niche type of bar. Lots of restaurants have come and gone from the Drag. Even Mellow Mushroom couldn't survive. I don't see how this place would do any better.

Lickity Splits