My wife is acting weird

Hopefully the OT can help here. My wife has been acting strange for the last several days, but yesterday it really escalated. I was watching the LSU game with the down the street neighbor, as her husband is on an offshore hitch, and the poor thing gets lonesome. She doesn’t have many friends in the area, so I figured it’s the good, Christian thing to do.

Anyway, we’ve become quite close and I now consider her a great friend. I’ve been helping her with some projects around her house and we decided to watch the game while my wife prepared for the Mothers Day festivities. When I got home, my wife started barraging me with questions about what we were doing, and adding comments that implied she didn’t trust me. “You sure have been spending a lot of time over there lately. Is there something you want to tell me? You don’t even like baseball!!!” I tried to tell her, “Jennifer, we are only friends! You’re imaging this”, but she didn’t seem to buy it. She also told me it was suspicious that I was throwing my clothes in the wash and taking a shower immediately after getting home, but I was only trying to help with the workload and smell good for my wife. On top of all of this, a strange car has been following me lately. It’s really getting into my head.

What do you baws think I should do?

Had I known it would have caused this much trouble, I wouldn’t have invited the neighbor over for Mothers Day lunch. By the way, any thoughts on last minute Mothers Day gifts?