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Scott Steiner weighs in on the 100 men vs 1 gorilla debate...
Posted on 5/6/25 at 9:54 pm
Posted on 5/6/25 at 9:54 pm
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Posted on 5/6/25 at 9:55 pm to finchmeister08
well,,,,
its settled then
its settled then
Posted on 5/6/25 at 9:57 pm to finchmeister08
Posted on 5/6/25 at 9:57 pm to finchmeister08
Did AI tell him a silverback is 600 lbs?
Posted on 5/6/25 at 9:58 pm to finchmeister08
Thought provoking stuff mate
Posted on 5/6/25 at 9:58 pm to finchmeister08
I mean... A gorilla would pick up one of the initial idiots and toss him around like a weapon.
GG
GG
Posted on 5/6/25 at 9:59 pm to finchmeister08
Posted on 5/6/25 at 10:03 pm to htran90
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I mean... A gorilla would pick up one of the initial idiots and toss him around like a weapon.
It would look like Deadpool beating the shite outta people with Wolverine's skeleton.
Plus the estimates are they can benchpress 4,000+ pounds. All the gear in the world mixed with the perfect balance of Hapthor and Zydrunas DNA and it is still going to be a horrible beating, whether its 1 or 100.
This post was edited on 5/6/25 at 10:08 pm
Posted on 5/6/25 at 10:05 pm to finchmeister08
The Silverback gorilla is gonna make "Big Poppa Pump" his bitch!
Posted on 5/6/25 at 10:07 pm to finchmeister08
You could take 100 of this dude and put them against one full grown silverback, the result would be the same as I said days ago; specifically that the silverback would rip the arm (or leg) off one of them and beat the other 99 to death with it.
This post was edited on 5/6/25 at 10:09 pm
Posted on 5/6/25 at 10:09 pm to finchmeister08
His promos became stuff to tune in for on WCW Nitro. He started getting into Flair level shite talk stuff.
Posted on 5/6/25 at 10:12 pm to finchmeister08
Take 100 prisoners on death row in the US. Tell them that if they defeat the gorilla and survive, then they get out of death sentence and prison. Sell tickets to the arena and make it pay per view. Use all proceeds to make upgrades to prison. That would make billions. That'd be the biggest sporting event, more so than the Super Bowl. It'd have all positives.
If your options are: finish off life in prison and die by injection in 2 years OR have a chance at life again but gotta kill this gorilla, and all 100 men are in this situation. They would give 100% and not be a coward.
If your options are: finish off life in prison and die by injection in 2 years OR have a chance at life again but gotta kill this gorilla, and all 100 men are in this situation. They would give 100% and not be a coward.
This post was edited on 5/6/25 at 10:13 pm
Posted on 5/6/25 at 10:14 pm to TigerLicks
People really think 100 men would lose to a gorilla?
Posted on 5/6/25 at 10:19 pm to finchmeister08
Scott used to casually walk tigers to the ring on Monday Nitro 
Posted on 5/7/25 at 5:42 am to RandySavage
Surround the silverback gorilla with 5 sides of 5 men standing in a row (25 men in a pentagon shape) with 3 subsequent rows of 5 men as backup behind the front line. Then start closing in.
There might be a handful of men either knocked out, maimed or even killed, but the non-stop beating the silverback gorilla would take would be too much. Jaw shots, body shots, head shots, head stomps, neck-holds, eye-gouging, hair pulling, nut-kicking, bites, limb restraining...to a 5 ft. 430 lbs animal, who chaotically fights with no technique, in short bursts...it'd be over for the ape in minutes.
There might be a handful of men either knocked out, maimed or even killed, but the non-stop beating the silverback gorilla would take would be too much. Jaw shots, body shots, head shots, head stomps, neck-holds, eye-gouging, hair pulling, nut-kicking, bites, limb restraining...to a 5 ft. 430 lbs animal, who chaotically fights with no technique, in short bursts...it'd be over for the ape in minutes.
Posted on 5/7/25 at 5:58 am to finchmeister08
Only one thing was able to destroy him: a bad investment in an NWO Dennys.
Posted on 5/7/25 at 6:10 am to Woodlands Tigah
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The Silverback gorilla is gonna make "Big Poppa Pump" his bitch!
For sure, but Big Poppa could make you his.
So, spike that ball.
Posted on 5/7/25 at 6:11 am to MyRockstarComplex
Steiner Math Promos were always great!
Posted on 5/7/25 at 6:12 am to finchmeister08
Odds drastically improve for the human side with the Genetic Freak in the mix. I defer to the Michigan grad for the calculations.
BPP promos helped me pass my statistics and probability class in high school.
BPP promos helped me pass my statistics and probability class in high school.
This post was edited on 5/7/25 at 6:14 am
Posted on 5/7/25 at 6:36 am to finchmeister08
Estimated the average male gorilla can run 25 MPH, lift 1900 pounds, has a grip strength of 400 pounds and bite force of 1300 PSI. The fastest human alive can run about 27 MPH for a short distance, the most a human has ever lifted was 1100 pounds (world record), average grip is around 150 pounds and average bite is around 150 PSI. Most likely a gorillla would run off when approached by 100 men but if cornered it would simply grab one and beat the other 99 to death with the corpse of first unfortunate bastard he gets his paws on. If I am one of the 100 that first one ain't gonna be me and the bastard is going to have to come find my arse or he is only going to beat 98 to death 'cause I am going to be hightailing it the hell away from all that mayhem...
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