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Trump's Skin Returns To Normal Human Color After Ban On Artificial Dyes
Posted on 4/24/25 at 10:48 am
Posted on 4/24/25 at 10:48 am
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The leader of the free world was sporting a new look this morning, as witnesses noticed that President Donald Trump's skin had returned to normal human color just one day after HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. began phasing out artificial dyes.
The president's hue marked a drastic change from the standard orange-tinted tone he had become known for, with experts speculating that RFK Jr.'s ban on synthetic dyes resulted in Trump's skin reverting back to a far more natural shade commonly associated with human beings.
"He's a cleaner, far less-toxic Trump," said one White House source. "We all thought something seemed different this morning when we saw him for his morning briefing. It took us a minute, but we eventually realized that RFK Jr. had banned synthetic dyes, so the President wasn't artificially orange anymore. Apparently, he's doing his part to stop using harmful colors. Good for him. He looks so much more like a person now."
The president reported feeling even better than his usual, vigorous self. "I feel great," he told reporters in the Oval Office. "I always feel great, but today I feel extra great. Very strong. I feel like I could bench-press a cow, believe it or not. I've done that before. Wild nights in Atlantic City. Those are some crazy times. But I feel amazing. Like all toxicity and chemicals have left my body. I feel good enough for a third term, I really do."
At publishing time, an industrial-sized dump truck was seen driving away from the White House filled to the brim with unused cases of bronzer.
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Posted on 4/24/25 at 10:49 am to stout
Trump supporter here but that is funny.
Posted on 4/24/25 at 10:55 am to stout
His color has been semi good. His hair grey now. Looks nicer.
RFK J's tan is FAF but not orange. Pre tanner in tan bed for weight lifters?
Posted on 4/24/25 at 10:59 am to cajunangelle
His hair is as blonde as it’s ever been.
Posted on 4/24/25 at 11:00 am to stout
Posted on 4/24/25 at 11:18 am to stout
Posted on 4/24/25 at 11:19 am to Goombaw
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His hair is as blonde as it’s ever been.
No, it’s not. It’s definitely more grey than blonde now.
Posted on 4/24/25 at 11:20 am to stout
CNN uses artificial dyes on him.
Posted on 4/24/25 at 11:24 am to stout
The Bee is Equal Opportunity when it comes to our public figures.
I’m good with that and almost harkens back to older, simpler times when entertainment wasn’t as so blatantly in the hip pocket of one political party.
I’m good with that and almost harkens back to older, simpler times when entertainment wasn’t as so blatantly in the hip pocket of one political party.
Posted on 4/24/25 at 12:01 pm to stout
That’s pretty funny.
Posted on 4/24/25 at 12:04 pm to TigerSprings
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TV station editor sacked for 'making Trump appear more orange and to loll his tongue out' during speech
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A TV station has sacked an editor after doctored footage of Donald Trump’s address on illegal immigration was aired.
A segment of the president’s Oval Office speech on Tuesday evening was altered to make the 72-year-old languidly stick his tongue out during a pause. It also made him appear more orange.
Seattle-based Fox affiliate Q13, which broadcast the footage, said after launching an investigation it had fired an unnamed editor who did “not meet our editorial standards”.
Just want to remind people that you see trump through a media filter.
And this was from his first term.
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Posted on 4/24/25 at 12:04 pm to LSUGrrrl
I literally just saw him Monday, his hair is very blonde
Posted on 4/24/25 at 12:08 pm to Goombaw
I recently met him and shook his hand. His hair does still have some blonde in it but it has definitely greyed significantly. Funny how 2 people can see the same thing but see something completely different.
Posted on 4/24/25 at 12:27 pm to stout
Actual comedy is funny.
Most everybody here seems to be laughing, that doesn't seem very cultish of us. We have to step it up!
Most everybody here seems to be laughing, that doesn't seem very cultish of us. We have to step it up!
Posted on 4/24/25 at 12:31 pm to stout
The difference between MAGA and Democrats. We have a sense of humor
If they wrote something like this about Obama turning white, there would be riots in the street.. MAGA laughs about it and finds it funny because we all still have a soul and a sense of humor left in us!
If they wrote something like this about Obama turning white, there would be riots in the street.. MAGA laughs about it and finds it funny because we all still have a soul and a sense of humor left in us!
Posted on 4/25/25 at 9:59 am to Goombaw
Much more better on the right.
I think if he returned to brown hair greyed a bit cut short-- with a groomed beard he would look great. Then he wouldn't need an hour to do his hair.
Posted on 4/25/25 at 10:00 am to stout
I love the beautiful tangerine hue.
Posted on 4/25/25 at 10:53 am to JackieTreehorn
Bee = Johnny Carson
Posted on 4/25/25 at 10:54 am to stout
somebody please give him a Red #40 transfusion.
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