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AP’s Most Eligible Bachelor

Posted on 4/8/25 at 10:59 am
Posted by JimTiger72
Member since Jun 2023
11425 posts
Posted on 4/8/25 at 10:59 am
SIAP hard to believe it hasn’t been

Jeff is giving up on the dating apps & posting a billboard ad


Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
16749 posts
Posted on 4/8/25 at 11:03 am to


Philly did it better

Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
31951 posts
Posted on 4/8/25 at 11:22 am to
quote:

Jeff likes EDM, Classic Rock and Hip Hop


I could not trust anyone who likes this combination. Sounds dishonest.
Posted by Patfic15
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2018
3864 posts
Posted on 4/8/25 at 11:51 am to
Ascension Parish women look like trolls.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
86738 posts
Posted on 4/8/25 at 12:02 pm to
ok which OTer made the first comment?

quote:

Dating around here is like digging in a dumpster.
Posted by BeachDude022
Premium Elite Platinum TD Member
Member since Dec 2006
36283 posts
Posted on 4/8/25 at 12:06 pm to
I’m not sure if this is desperate or genius considering the quality of women and the area
This post was edited on 4/8/25 at 12:07 pm
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
117066 posts
Posted on 4/8/25 at 12:15 pm to
Jeff better know how to weld and take care of bastard children if he really wants to clean up in AP
Posted by RohanGonzales
Member since Apr 2024
4722 posts
Posted on 4/8/25 at 12:17 pm to
I thought this was going to be some Associated Press bullshite.
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
69085 posts
Posted on 4/8/25 at 12:18 pm to
quote:

AP’s Most Eligible Bachelor


I held this title once upon a time!
Posted by FinkyStinger
Georgia
Member since Jan 2009
2022 posts
Posted on 4/8/25 at 12:29 pm to
quote:

I held this title once upon a time!


Then, Jeff came along.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130040 posts
Posted on 4/8/25 at 12:35 pm to
I've met him



I knew the name sounded familiar
Posted by BR92
Member since Apr 2021
986 posts
Posted on 4/8/25 at 12:36 pm to
quote:

I've met him


Did you respond to the ad?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130040 posts
Posted on 4/8/25 at 12:43 pm to
He wanted to give me a ride on his lawnmower.

Offered me a bag of grass.
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
7739 posts
Posted on 4/8/25 at 12:45 pm to
Looks like a dandy.
Posted by Ray Finkle
Collier county
Member since Sep 2007
1726 posts
Posted on 4/8/25 at 12:58 pm to
He's probably banged tons of women in AP and since everyone knows everyone, he's out of options.

He looks like a guy who would take government money during a pandemic and go buy a condo in Destin instead of using it for the business.
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
21667 posts
Posted on 4/8/25 at 12:59 pm to
Imagine a dude with that face calling himself the most eligible bachelor in the parish/county...


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Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
19513 posts
Posted on 4/8/25 at 1:00 pm to
quote:

He looks like a guy who would take government money during a pandemic and go buy a condo in Destin instead of using it for the business.


Oddly specific reference. You want to tell us something?
Posted by Tantal
Member since Sep 2012
17643 posts
Posted on 4/8/25 at 1:24 pm to
quote:

I could not trust anyone who likes this combination.

Meh. I like old school country and metal. I can go straight from Waylon to Slipknot.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
23434 posts
Posted on 4/8/25 at 1:31 pm to
He should put a copy of his balance sheet over his face.


unless it's negative
Posted by BogeyTX
Member since Apr 2018
874 posts
Posted on 4/8/25 at 1:38 pm to
He looks like the type of dude that would buy that type of car.
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