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Have we talked about the best god damn stolen valor fishing captain in Florida yet?
Posted on 4/3/25 at 12:24 pm
Posted on 4/3/25 at 12:24 pm
Bunch of arrests for DUI, felony battery, weapon on school grounds, etc
Everyone on Facebook is reposting it so figured we need to get with the program
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Posted on 4/3/25 at 12:26 pm to Proximo
Every. fricking. Time.
Its always some fake arse bitch.
Its always some fake arse bitch.
Posted on 4/3/25 at 12:27 pm to Proximo
Can he put me on the fish, though?
Posted on 4/3/25 at 12:28 pm to Proximo
Can you tell if he pushes the kid's throttle forward after boarding? It looks like the boat is moving fast and the kid is trying to regain control.
Posted on 4/3/25 at 12:28 pm to Proximo
So many "bros" and "bruhs" holy shite 
Posted on 4/3/25 at 12:30 pm to Proximo
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Everyone on Facebook is reposting
Seems like that would have been a good place to discuss it
Posted on 4/3/25 at 12:31 pm to Proximo
Yeah bro. Ok bro. I'm just a kid bro. Ok bro. Yeah bro. What you wanna do bro? Ok bro. Yeah bro.
Posted on 4/3/25 at 12:33 pm to boxcarbarney
Charge the phone
Posted on 4/3/25 at 12:40 pm to Proximo
Posted on 4/3/25 at 12:44 pm to Proximo
With all those Priors he's lucky he didn't assault that kid, his arse would be Bubba's chum for the next Five to Ten
Posted on 4/3/25 at 12:49 pm to Y.A. Tittle
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Can he put me on the fish, though?
yeah but only if you were there last week. They were fricking um up last week in that spot
Posted on 4/3/25 at 12:51 pm to Slagathor
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Can you tell if he pushes the kid's throttle forward after boarding? It looks like the boat is moving fast and the kid is trying to regain control.
Yep I think he does, his voice gets super high pitched right when that happens and he’s begging. Doesn’t seem like the kid pushed it to me
Posted on 4/3/25 at 12:52 pm to Proximo
So what is the backstory on this?
Only video I have seen is the captain rolling up on the kid and they are already arguing
Only video I have seen is the captain rolling up on the kid and they are already arguing
Posted on 4/3/25 at 12:53 pm to slinger1317
The video in the OP has a 4 minute version that gives a little more context.
Posted on 4/3/25 at 12:55 pm to Proximo
Boarding someone without permission is bad enough. Touching their controls, especially in that manner, is definitely grounds for getting thrown overboard.
Like I said, everybody walked away and this guys career is fricked, so the kid handled it as well as it could have been handled. Sending the Ahole swimming would have been great though.
Like I said, everybody walked away and this guys career is fricked, so the kid handled it as well as it could have been handled. Sending the Ahole swimming would have been great though.
Posted on 4/3/25 at 1:03 pm to DownshiftAndFloorIt
The ole "Horny" nickname is top notch.
Posted on 4/3/25 at 1:04 pm to DownshiftAndFloorIt
I bet he had a gun with him in his boat
I forsee a situation where this narcissist would get his arse whipped if he pulled up on a baw then can't handle the fact he lost and would follow chase and shoot in rage
I forsee a situation where this narcissist would get his arse whipped if he pulled up on a baw then can't handle the fact he lost and would follow chase and shoot in rage
Posted on 4/3/25 at 1:05 pm to Proximo
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Yep I think he does, his voice gets super high pitched right when that happens and he’s begging. Doesn’t seem like the kid pushed it to me
that's the wildest part to me... like is he trying to just kill them both?
I can't say the fallout isn't entertaining though
Posted on 4/3/25 at 1:07 pm to Proximo
Everything you love is because. . . .
Posted on 4/3/25 at 1:08 pm to DownshiftAndFloorIt
If that dude threatened my kid like that I'd be knocking at his door. What a sorry loser
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