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Woman Dorsaled by a Dolphin in Jamaica

Posted on 3/21/25 at 7:37 pm
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
Member since Feb 2009
54960 posts
Posted on 3/21/25 at 7:37 pm
Not sure "Dorsaled" is a word, but I didn't know how else to describe it.

From her Facebook post

quote:

Ok,

I am scheduled to do another surgery tomorrow morning, and in search of blood because the blood bank in Jamaica doesn’t have my type.

My hemoglobin has dropped down to 6.7 and I need it at least at a 9 to safely have another procedure.

So again I’m asking for prayers again.

Also these pictures are in 4K of how everything went down. I was being lifted by dolphins and landed on the dolphin that was pushing my left foot. When falling my vagina made direct contact to the dolphins dorsal fin ?? this cause a vessel to burst in my right lip, and that how the hematoma was created.

I can’t walk or sit up in a chair. I’ve just been laying in a missionary position since the incident.

All I can ask for is prayers and a miracle for me to get back to the States because these hospitals may be the best for their people, just not the best for me. My sickle cell has been flaring up and I have been having to take my medicine from America to help the pain.

The surgery was terrifying and going in for another procedure is going to send me over the edge.

On top of that Quincy won’t let me talk to my kids so I’m refusing to do this surgery until I tell my kids I love them.

My emotions are everywhere while I’m stuck in a bed.

So again prayers help.


Pictures included in her post:









News article:

https://www.wkrn.com/news/local-news/woman-injured-swimming-dolphins-vacation-jamaica/


Can any of you medical peeps explain to me how a dolphin's dorsal fin smacking into this woman's vagina caused a blood vessel to rupture in her lip? Her p lips? Or did she mean hip?
This post was edited on 3/21/25 at 7:41 pm
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
213910 posts
Posted on 3/21/25 at 7:39 pm to
You don’t know what lip she is talking about??? Ok….
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
130589 posts
Posted on 3/21/25 at 7:40 pm to
Dolphins aren't horses
Posted by Wayne Campbell
Aurora, IL
Member since Oct 2011
6899 posts
Posted on 3/21/25 at 7:40 pm to
quote:

laying in a missionary position since the incident.



Most people would just say, “laying on my back.”
Posted by saintsfan22
baton rouge
Member since May 2006
76174 posts
Posted on 3/21/25 at 7:43 pm to
quote:

because these hospitals may be the best for their people, just not the best for me

Hopefully for her they don't see her post.
Posted by Jmcc64
alabama
Member since Apr 2021
1327 posts
Posted on 3/21/25 at 7:44 pm to
She's right about needing hg though.
My dad's would get that low and be in for an infusion
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
69394 posts
Posted on 3/21/25 at 7:46 pm to
How it really happened..

Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
10252 posts
Posted on 3/21/25 at 7:50 pm to
I really have no sympathy for her. What did she think was going to happen when she tried to surf a wild animal? If you don't like the medical care then don't go to the country or don't be so stupid that you get hurt and have to get the musical care while there.

Posted by LSUwag
Florida man
Member since Jan 2007
17729 posts
Posted on 3/21/25 at 7:53 pm to
People do really stupid things while on vacation.
Posted by Bubb
Member since Mar 2010
4099 posts
Posted on 3/21/25 at 7:56 pm to
Okay, seeing the pictures helped understand. She signed up for this. They didn't attack her and carry her off, she was trying to ride them and had freak accident/fall.

Also, I miss Steve Irwin.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
40832 posts
Posted on 3/21/25 at 8:02 pm to
quote:

this cause a vessel to burst in my right lip


Posted by saintsfan22
baton rouge
Member since May 2006
76174 posts
Posted on 3/21/25 at 8:03 pm to
quote:

I really have no sympathy for her. What did she think was going to happen when she tried to surf a wild animal?

Probably not that it was gonna smack her in the pussy and burst a blood vessel in her head. That feels reasonable too.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
16798 posts
Posted on 3/21/25 at 8:06 pm to
She was also schooled.

Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
157531 posts
Posted on 3/21/25 at 8:14 pm to
quote:

Can any of you medical peeps explain to me how a dolphin's dorsal fin smacking into this woman's vagina caused a blood vessel to rupture in her lip? Her p lips? Or did she mean hip?
Posted by patchesohoulihan_007
Member since Jul 2015
2346 posts
Posted on 3/21/25 at 8:17 pm to
quote:

You don’t know what lip she is talking about??? Ok….






Dude I’m reading the post cracking up, thinking how can this get any wilder….and then it delivers. Dude posting the article has never seen a vagina before. Obviously it’s like a bag of sand bro!
Posted by DR93Berlin
Member since Jul 2020
1307 posts
Posted on 3/21/25 at 8:28 pm to
Posted by WestSideTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
4479 posts
Posted on 3/21/25 at 8:37 pm to


Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
58396 posts
Posted on 3/21/25 at 8:44 pm to
quote:

What did she think was going to happen when she tried to surf a wild animal?


You do realize these dolphin places do this as photo ops right? The dolphins are trained, it’s not like she went rogue and decided to use dolphins as skates
Posted by DesScorp
Alabama
Member since Sep 2017
8550 posts
Posted on 3/21/25 at 8:48 pm to
"Stabbed in the vagina by a dolphin" was not on my bingo card this week.
Posted by lsuwins3
Member since Nov 2008
1791 posts
Posted on 3/21/25 at 8:55 pm to
When does the GoFundMe appear?
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