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Woman Dorsaled by a Dolphin in Jamaica
Posted on 3/21/25 at 7:37 pm
Posted on 3/21/25 at 7:37 pm
Not sure "Dorsaled" is a word, but I didn't know how else to describe it.
From her Facebook post
Pictures included in her post:
News article:
https://www.wkrn.com/news/local-news/woman-injured-swimming-dolphins-vacation-jamaica/
Can any of you medical peeps explain to me how a dolphin's dorsal fin smacking into this woman's vagina caused a blood vessel to rupture in her lip? Her p lips? Or did she mean hip?
From her Facebook post
quote:
Ok,
I am scheduled to do another surgery tomorrow morning, and in search of blood because the blood bank in Jamaica doesn’t have my type.
My hemoglobin has dropped down to 6.7 and I need it at least at a 9 to safely have another procedure.
So again I’m asking for prayers again.
Also these pictures are in 4K of how everything went down. I was being lifted by dolphins and landed on the dolphin that was pushing my left foot. When falling my vagina made direct contact to the dolphins dorsal fin ?? this cause a vessel to burst in my right lip, and that how the hematoma was created.
I can’t walk or sit up in a chair. I’ve just been laying in a missionary position since the incident.
All I can ask for is prayers and a miracle for me to get back to the States because these hospitals may be the best for their people, just not the best for me. My sickle cell has been flaring up and I have been having to take my medicine from America to help the pain.
The surgery was terrifying and going in for another procedure is going to send me over the edge.
On top of that Quincy won’t let me talk to my kids so I’m refusing to do this surgery until I tell my kids I love them.
My emotions are everywhere while I’m stuck in a bed.
So again prayers help.
Pictures included in her post:



News article:
https://www.wkrn.com/news/local-news/woman-injured-swimming-dolphins-vacation-jamaica/
Can any of you medical peeps explain to me how a dolphin's dorsal fin smacking into this woman's vagina caused a blood vessel to rupture in her lip? Her p lips? Or did she mean hip?
This post was edited on 3/21/25 at 7:41 pm
Posted on 3/21/25 at 7:39 pm to Funky Tide 8
You don’t know what lip she is talking about??? Ok….
Posted on 3/21/25 at 7:40 pm to Funky Tide 8
Dolphins aren't horses
Posted on 3/21/25 at 7:40 pm to Funky Tide 8
quote:
laying in a missionary position since the incident.
Most people would just say, “laying on my back.”
Posted on 3/21/25 at 7:43 pm to Funky Tide 8
quote:
because these hospitals may be the best for their people, just not the best for me
Hopefully for her they don't see her post.
Posted on 3/21/25 at 7:44 pm to saintsfan22
She's right about needing hg though.
My dad's would get that low and be in for an infusion
My dad's would get that low and be in for an infusion
Posted on 3/21/25 at 7:46 pm to Funky Tide 8
How it really happened..


Posted on 3/21/25 at 7:50 pm to Funky Tide 8
I really have no sympathy for her. What did she think was going to happen when she tried to surf a wild animal? If you don't like the medical care then don't go to the country or don't be so stupid that you get hurt and have to get the musical care while there.
Posted on 3/21/25 at 7:53 pm to Funky Tide 8
People do really stupid things while on vacation.
Posted on 3/21/25 at 7:56 pm to Beessnax
Okay, seeing the pictures helped understand. She signed up for this. They didn't attack her and carry her off, she was trying to ride them and had freak accident/fall.
Also, I miss Steve Irwin.
Also, I miss Steve Irwin.
Posted on 3/21/25 at 8:02 pm to Funky Tide 8
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this cause a vessel to burst in my right lip

Posted on 3/21/25 at 8:03 pm to Beessnax
quote:
I really have no sympathy for her. What did she think was going to happen when she tried to surf a wild animal?
Probably not that it was gonna smack her in the pussy and burst a blood vessel in her head. That feels reasonable too.
Posted on 3/21/25 at 8:06 pm to Funky Tide 8
She was also schooled.


Posted on 3/21/25 at 8:14 pm to Funky Tide 8
quote:
Can any of you medical peeps explain to me how a dolphin's dorsal fin smacking into this woman's vagina caused a blood vessel to rupture in her lip? Her p lips? Or did she mean hip?

Posted on 3/21/25 at 8:17 pm to dukke v
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You don’t know what lip she is talking about??? Ok….

Dude I’m reading the post cracking up, thinking how can this get any wilder….and then it delivers. Dude posting the article has never seen a vagina before. Obviously it’s like a bag of sand bro!
Posted on 3/21/25 at 8:44 pm to Beessnax
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What did she think was going to happen when she tried to surf a wild animal?
You do realize these dolphin places do this as photo ops right? The dolphins are trained, it’s not like she went rogue and decided to use dolphins as skates
Posted on 3/21/25 at 8:48 pm to Funky Tide 8
"Stabbed in the vagina by a dolphin" was not on my bingo card this week.
Posted on 3/21/25 at 8:55 pm to DesScorp
When does the GoFundMe appear?
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