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Move over Mardi Gras says Texas...It's time for the Houston Rodeo and all the fake cowboys
Posted on 3/3/25 at 2:35 pm
Posted on 3/3/25 at 2:35 pm
These clowns look like such fools playing dress up for Rodeo every year.
If any of you have been to Houston during the rodeo, you know now is the time all of the city slickers, who have never stepped foot in the outdoors besides having a cocktail on a patio, dusts off their finest cowboy and cowgirl costumes and cosplay as true cowboys for the next three weeks. Hats, vest, boots, leather fringe, turquoise jewelry, pearl snaps as far as the eye can see.
If any of you have been to Houston during the rodeo, you know now is the time all of the city slickers, who have never stepped foot in the outdoors besides having a cocktail on a patio, dusts off their finest cowboy and cowgirl costumes and cosplay as true cowboys for the next three weeks. Hats, vest, boots, leather fringe, turquoise jewelry, pearl snaps as far as the eye can see.
Posted on 3/3/25 at 2:36 pm to sidewalkside
Easy solution, don’t go
Posted on 3/3/25 at 2:37 pm to PerplenGold
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PerplenGold
Do you have your little boots and hat ready?
Posted on 3/3/25 at 2:37 pm to sidewalkside
so basically like a 2021 luke bryan concert.
Posted on 3/3/25 at 2:37 pm to sidewalkside
I’ve always told my Houston friends that the Rodeo is their effort to recreate the fun of Mardi Gras.
Posted on 3/3/25 at 2:38 pm to Riverside
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I’ve always told my Houston friends that the Rodeo is their effort to recreate the fun of Mardi Gras.
They never want to hear it
Posted on 3/3/25 at 2:38 pm to sidewalkside
It's a hell of a lot more fun than Mardi Gras
Posted on 3/3/25 at 2:38 pm to sidewalkside
Houston Rodeo > Mardi Gras
there I said it
there I said it
Posted on 3/3/25 at 2:39 pm to sidewalkside
Louisiana baws love their size 9 crocodile boots and cowboy hats too. Come on now.
Posted on 3/3/25 at 2:39 pm to sidewalkside
Some of those boots cost more than your car
All those fine women walking around with raging camel toes and all you think about is other men dressed up?
All those fine women walking around with raging camel toes and all you think about is other men dressed up?
Posted on 3/3/25 at 2:40 pm to sidewalkside
Bet nobody gets shot. That’s a plus.
Posted on 3/3/25 at 2:40 pm to sidewalkside
Suburban Texans and their cowboy boots are hilarious
Posted on 3/3/25 at 2:41 pm to sidewalkside
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sidewalkside
Texas lives rent free in the head of some Louisiana folks
Posted on 3/3/25 at 2:41 pm to Riverside
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I’ve always told my Houston friends that the Rodeo is their effort to recreate the fun of Mardi Gras.

Posted on 3/3/25 at 2:42 pm to sidewalkside
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Do you have your little boots and hat ready?
Perv alert
Posted on 3/3/25 at 2:42 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
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All those fine women walking around with raging camel toes
whoa, hold on, I think this topic deserves some discussion and consideration, pics would be greatly appreciated to maintain objectivity
Posted on 3/3/25 at 2:44 pm to 777Tiger
He must be really short to catch that angle on the short Latinas.
Posted on 3/3/25 at 2:45 pm to sidewalkside
You want to check knuckles at Taco Cabana, OST & Main?
Posted on 3/3/25 at 2:47 pm to sidewalkside
quote:Or Broadway on any night.
If any of you have been to Houston during the rodeo
Posted on 3/3/25 at 2:47 pm to sidewalkside
Houstonians pretend to be cowboys at the rodeo, New Orleans pretend to have old money during mardi gras
it is just an excuse to gather outside in mass before it gets really hot
it is just an excuse to gather outside in mass before it gets really hot
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