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SIAP: Ohio and Mississippi are trying to pass a new bill to make ejaculating a felony

Posted on 2/13/25 at 5:28 pm
Posted by tigersandsaints
Member since Dec 2005
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Posted on 2/13/25 at 5:28 pm
Posted by prplngldtigr
just up da bayou from down
Member since Dec 2004
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Posted on 2/13/25 at 5:30 pm to
If they “catch” a man ejaculating he’s likely doing some jail time hahhahaha
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
31946 posts
Posted on 2/13/25 at 5:30 pm to
Again, Democrats grandstanding with BS legislation to prove a point about the abortion situation.

They should be thrown out of their state’s house.
This post was edited on 2/13/25 at 5:32 pm
Posted by Jimbeaux
Member since Sep 2003
21327 posts
Posted on 2/13/25 at 5:31 pm to
As long as they ban dildos, vibrators, and romantic novels, then at least it would be even.
Posted by the808bass
The Lou
Member since Oct 2012
125051 posts
Posted on 2/13/25 at 5:31 pm to
This is stunt legislation that pretends that legislating against ejaculation is the same as legislating as against abortion.

Dumb bitch proposed it.
Posted by canyon
MM23
Member since Dec 2003
21381 posts
Posted on 2/13/25 at 5:32 pm to
So a white collar prison or a pound me in the arse prison??
Posted by burger bearcat
Member since Oct 2020
10315 posts
Posted on 2/13/25 at 5:34 pm to
This type of stunt/clown legislation should be outlawed for wasting time and resources. And the legislators should be arrested.
Posted by Miketheseventh
Member since Dec 2017
6755 posts
Posted on 2/13/25 at 5:43 pm to
I can’t wait until all these old arse politician’s either get voted out or die off. WTF even makes someone decide to write a bill like this. Someone needs to ask pops who would be responsible for seeing someone ejaculating and have them arrested
Posted by KCT
Psalm 23:5
Member since Feb 2010
45935 posts
Posted on 2/13/25 at 5:44 pm to
"Mommie, what happened to Uncle Brad?"

"Son, he came and went (to jail)."
Posted by RohanGonzales
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Posted on 2/13/25 at 5:45 pm to
Posted by TrueTiger
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79791 posts
Posted on 2/13/25 at 5:46 pm to

So would someone giving a blowjob be guilty of aiding and abetting?
Posted by Bayoutigre
29.9N 92.1W
Member since Feb 2007
5899 posts
Posted on 2/13/25 at 5:49 pm to
So 2 states intro a weird arse bill at the same time,somebody getting paid to push this through.You need to name the bill sponsors
Posted by Jimbeaux
Member since Sep 2003
21327 posts
Posted on 2/13/25 at 5:49 pm to
Or even having sex with your wife if she’s on the pill.

It’s sorta like the memes created by Dems. It doesn’t really make sense and is just stupid.
Posted by TrueTiger
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79791 posts
Posted on 2/13/25 at 5:51 pm to
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Or even having sex with your wife if she’s on the pill.


That.

And forget about PIIHB.
Posted by Nosevens
Member since Apr 2019
17021 posts
Posted on 2/13/25 at 5:58 pm to
Now are they going to pass a bill saying women can’t cum as well ?
Posted by fisherscatfan
Indianapolis
Member since Sep 2020
719 posts
Posted on 2/13/25 at 5:58 pm to
So homos in all kinds of outrage over this?
Posted by DGuillory
Member since Nov 2024
147 posts
Posted on 2/13/25 at 5:59 pm to
Just as stupid as banning abortion.
Posted by TrueTiger
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Member since Sep 2004
79791 posts
Posted on 2/13/25 at 6:00 pm to
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So homos in all kinds of outrage over this?


Should be. Unless they believe it is possible to fertilize a turd.
Posted by Mobile Patriot
Mobile
Member since Aug 2024
753 posts
Posted on 2/13/25 at 6:00 pm to
Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. When a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
162087 posts
Posted on 2/13/25 at 6:03 pm to
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