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Woman on Wheel of Fortune
Posted on 2/7/25 at 10:26 pm
Posted on 2/7/25 at 10:26 pm
There was a woman on Wheel of Fortune tonight from Hermann, Missouri. All she could say about it is the town is so small that they have no stop lights.
She should have said it is on the Missouri River and is the oldest German town in the state. She also could have added that each year they have a huge Oktoberfest where the women wear dirndlkleiden, the men wear lederhosen, everyone gets drunk, and husbands throw up on their wives' shoes.

She should have said it is on the Missouri River and is the oldest German town in the state. She also could have added that each year they have a huge Oktoberfest where the women wear dirndlkleiden, the men wear lederhosen, everyone gets drunk, and husbands throw up on their wives' shoes.

This post was edited on 2/7/25 at 10:28 pm
Posted on 2/7/25 at 10:29 pm to MISSOURI WALTZ
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She should have said it is on the Missouri River and is the oldest German town in the state. She also could have added that each year they have a huge Oktoberfest where the women wear dirndlkleiden, the men wear lederhosen, everyone gets drunk, and husbands throw up on their wives' shoes.
but does it have stop lights?
Posted on 2/7/25 at 10:29 pm to MISSOURI WALTZ
I’m looking at Oktoberfest but all I want to drink is milk.
Posted on 2/7/25 at 10:31 pm to MISSOURI WALTZ
no stop lights, no care
Posted on 2/7/25 at 10:33 pm to MISSOURI WALTZ
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dirndlkleiden
I'd show her my dirndlkleiden
Posted on 2/7/25 at 10:34 pm to MISSOURI WALTZ
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the town is so small that they have no stop lights.
I don't know about stop lights, but they have headlights.
Posted on 2/7/25 at 10:35 pm to MISSOURI WALTZ
I dunno I see a pair of stoplights in that photo
Posted on 2/7/25 at 10:41 pm to MISSOURI WALTZ
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each year they have a huge Oktoberfest where the women wear dirndlkleiden, the men wear lederhosen, everyone gets drunk, and husbands throw up on their wives' shoes.
The traffic must be terrible with no traffic lights!!!!
Posted on 2/7/25 at 10:41 pm to MISSOURI WALTZ
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each year they have a huge Oktoberfest where the women wear dirndlkleiden, the men wear lederhosen, everyone gets drunk, and husbands throw up on their wives' shoes.
The traffic must be terrible with no traffic lights!!!!
Posted on 2/7/25 at 10:47 pm to MISSOURI WALTZ
OK. We get it. You're from Hermann, Mizz.
Posted on 2/7/25 at 11:07 pm to Giantkiller
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OK. We get it. You're from Hermann, Mizz.
I am from Wolf Island, Missouri. It is a totally different culture from Hermann.
Posted on 2/7/25 at 11:14 pm to MISSOURI WALTZ
You motor boatin son of a bitch!
Posted on 2/8/25 at 12:01 am to fr33manator
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Güt one
Vielen Dank
Posted on 2/8/25 at 12:18 am to MISSOURI WALTZ
That dude out kicked his coverage big time

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