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Atlanta People - MARTA finally upgraded their trains

Posted on 1/31/25 at 3:36 pm
Posted by FLTech
Member since Sep 2017
24763 posts
Posted on 1/31/25 at 3:36 pm
The old trains are going to be dumped into the new Gulf of America to make an artificial reef - the fish are going to be high as a kite from the stench of weed and crack accumulated since the 1970s









Posted by manwich
You've wanted my
Member since Oct 2008
52733 posts
Posted on 1/31/25 at 3:38 pm to
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the stench of weed and crack
I give the new trains 2 weeks
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
175388 posts
Posted on 1/31/25 at 3:38 pm to
Looks good. I like riding marta. I've never died.
Posted by auzach91
Marietta, GA
Member since Jan 2009
41197 posts
Posted on 1/31/25 at 3:40 pm to
quote:

I give the new trains 2 weeks


Smashing the under
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
85778 posts
Posted on 1/31/25 at 3:42 pm to
Open gangways:

Pros: If accidentally get on a car with a crackhead, you can get away
Cons: If you don't get on a car with a crackhead, he'll be there shortly
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
14758 posts
Posted on 1/31/25 at 3:44 pm to
Those trains are pretty pimpin.

Too bad they will look like crackhouses by March.
Posted by Lithium
Member since Dec 2004
63925 posts
Posted on 1/31/25 at 3:45 pm to
quote:

like riding marta. I've never died.


You should be fine if you keep these expectations
Posted by Traffic Circle
Down the Rabbit Hole
Member since Nov 2013
4840 posts
Posted on 1/31/25 at 3:46 pm to
What does MARTA stand for again?
Posted by Limitlesstigers
Lafayette
Member since Nov 2019
3803 posts
Posted on 1/31/25 at 3:47 pm to
quote:

Looks good. I like riding marta. I've never died.


I ride it all the time but I'm a man. I probably wouldn't ride it if I was a tiny woman.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
58398 posts
Posted on 1/31/25 at 3:48 pm to
What does Marta stand for?
Posted by goldennugget
NIL Ruined College Sports
Member since Jul 2013
25941 posts
Posted on 1/31/25 at 3:48 pm to
I rode MARTA once, from my hotel to the airport and I said never again. Sketchy as hell and I've ridden DART in Dallas.
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
85778 posts
Posted on 1/31/25 at 3:49 pm to
quote:

I probably wouldn't ride it if I was a tiny woman.


TWSS
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
43337 posts
Posted on 1/31/25 at 3:49 pm to
Those look really good.

And FWIW, I've never had an issue with MARTA.
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
43785 posts
Posted on 1/31/25 at 3:49 pm to
quote:

What does MARTA stand for again?


Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
14758 posts
Posted on 1/31/25 at 3:49 pm to
I’m sure you mean Metro Atlanta Regional Transit Authority.

Because it never had any other meaning……
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
72680 posts
Posted on 1/31/25 at 3:52 pm to
Moving Africans Rapidly Through Atlanta



Also need to post this Marta rap video that spawned a very famous internet gif still in use today.


Posted by FLTech
Member since Sep 2017
24763 posts
Posted on 1/31/25 at 3:55 pm to
Moving Africans Rapidly Through Atlanta
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
175388 posts
Posted on 1/31/25 at 4:09 pm to
quote:

I rode MARTA once, from my hotel to the airport and I said never again. Sketchy as hell and I've ridden DART in Dallas.

Easiest way to get to a game is to park at Dunwoody and ride downtown.
Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler
Member since Dec 2011
62981 posts
Posted on 1/31/25 at 4:31 pm to
I’M ON THA MARTA I’M FINNA DO MA THANG
Posted by VinegarStrokes
Georgia
Member since Oct 2015
14044 posts
Posted on 1/31/25 at 4:34 pm to
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from the stench of weed and crack accumulated since the 1970s


You left out “piss”
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