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Russian Santa falls 24 floors to his death in front of live audience

Posted on 12/25/24 at 1:03 pm
Posted by carguymatt
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Posted by stniaSxuaeG
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Posted on 12/25/24 at 1:06 pm to
Thanks for the uplifting story on Christmas. Appreciate it.
Posted by VernonPLSUfan
Leesville, La.
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Posted on 12/25/24 at 1:07 pm to
Call the "Pet Detective".
Posted by Brian Wilson
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Posted on 12/25/24 at 1:10 pm to
Old
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
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Posted on 12/25/24 at 1:10 pm to
Too much vodka
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 12/25/24 at 1:11 pm to
Sure he wasn't an oligarch?
Posted by SuperSaint
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Posted on 12/25/24 at 1:11 pm to
KGB is undefeated
Posted by hg
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Posted on 12/25/24 at 1:12 pm to
Ho-Ho-Holy shite
Posted by SportsGuyNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since May 2014
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Posted on 12/25/24 at 1:14 pm to
quote:

Russian Santa falls 24 floors to his death in front of live audience


‘Falls’

The truth is he was about to go public with damning evidence against Hillary and the Clinton Crime Cabal.
Posted by sledgehammer
SWLA
Member since Oct 2020
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Posted on 12/25/24 at 1:36 pm to
Whew, As long as it isn’t the real Santa we’re good
Posted by Rick9Plus
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 12/25/24 at 1:36 pm to
In Soviet Russia, present open YOU.

Posted by Rouxdee
Member since Nov 2021
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Posted on 12/25/24 at 1:40 pm to
“Meanwhile in Russia”
Posted by TaderSalad
mudbug territory
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Posted on 12/25/24 at 2:48 pm to
Clearly, he knew too much
Posted by tide06
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Posted on 12/25/24 at 2:53 pm to
quote:

The truth is he was about to go public with damning evidence against Hillary and the Clinton Crime Cabal.

In Russia you can just cross out Hillary’s name in those jokes, replace it with Putin and they all still work.
Posted by Mr. Misanthrope
Cloud 8
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Posted on 12/25/24 at 2:58 pm to
quote:

In Soviet Russia, present open YOU.

Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
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Posted on 12/25/24 at 3:09 pm to
That's what he gets for opposing the war in Ukraine...
Posted by onelochevy
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 12/25/24 at 3:12 pm to
Probably was watching Die Hard and was re-enacting the Hans Gruber scene
Posted by TooFyeToFly
Atlanta, Georgia
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 12/25/24 at 3:12 pm to
quote:

The truth is he was about to go public with damning evidence against Hillary and the Clinton Crime Cabal


Even in a thread like this, a poster duped by Russian propaganda pops up.
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
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Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 12/25/24 at 3:15 pm to
Dumbass couldn’t even make it down one floor before fricking it up?


Pathetic
This post was edited on 12/25/24 at 3:16 pm
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
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Posted on 12/25/24 at 3:16 pm to
Man, 24 stories seems like an awfully long time to think about how badly you just fricked up. Those were probably the longest 4-5 seconds of his life, ironically also the last.

Also I wonder what his endgame was. Was he trying to drop down a floor to enter into the apartment below maybe?

This post was edited on 12/25/24 at 3:20 pm
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