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"I just Shite Myself, can you not Film My Arse"
Posted on 11/28/24 at 8:48 am
Posted on 11/28/24 at 8:48 am
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Posted on 11/28/24 at 8:52 am to John Barron
Every time I run a long distance, I have to shite. Never fails.
So, when I enter half marathons, etc. I must make sure I can crap pre race, or there will be Major issues
So, when I enter half marathons, etc. I must make sure I can crap pre race, or there will be Major issues
Posted on 11/28/24 at 8:57 am to John Barron
Distance running people are strange
I refuse to let something that makes me shite myself in public become a hobby
I refuse to let something that makes me shite myself in public become a hobby
Posted on 11/28/24 at 8:58 am to East Coast Band
I figure someone like her who does this frequently would have a routine down that prevents this kind of thing from happening. Maybe she just had a stomach bug or something
Posted on 11/28/24 at 8:58 am to John Barron
Seems like if crapping yourself is so common that the champ can be so casual about it, they would just wear Depends for the races. Damn.
Posted on 11/28/24 at 9:00 am to John Barron
shite and sweat mix post race sex. Think about it
Posted on 11/28/24 at 9:01 am to John Barron
I remember back in the 70's I was watching The Wide World of Sports with my mom. There was a triathlon competition and they showed this one guy running and he ran off course down a grassy embankment and pulled down his speedos and just sprayed diarrhea... All on camera..
Posted on 11/28/24 at 9:03 am to John Barron
This guy wasn't fortunate enough to get the word out.....
Posted on 11/28/24 at 9:06 am to John Barron
Crapping the pants isn't super common, but most marathoners piss themselves. Ultras get really sketch.
Posted on 11/28/24 at 9:09 am to John Barron
What are things you don't want to hear on a porno set?, Alex.
Posted on 11/28/24 at 9:11 am to John Barron
Maybe adult diapers would be helpful in this situation. It works for Joe Biden.
Posted on 11/28/24 at 9:16 am to John Barron
Another reason to not take up running
Posted on 11/28/24 at 9:17 am to John Barron
Is the drive and desire for the sticker to post on your car upon completion so great you risk crapping yourself during the competition ?
Posted on 11/28/24 at 9:19 am to LRB1967
I always thought it was stupid sounding when I hear people say this without including the word ON. Maybe a form of speaking shorthand.
Posted on 11/28/24 at 9:20 am to East Coast Band
For me on long runs the need to crap disappears. But there are portolets along the route.
Posted on 11/28/24 at 9:21 am to jcaz
quote:I agree, unless we call good booger sugar a hobby
I refuse to let something that makes me shite myself in public become a hobby
Posted on 11/28/24 at 9:22 am to Keyszer10
quote:Yeah. Seems it used to be "shite on myself" or "shite in my pants." Now it's "shite myself" or "shite my pants."
I always thought it was stupid sounding when I hear people say this without including the word ON. Maybe a form of speaking shorthand
Posted on 11/28/24 at 9:45 am to Jake88
Posted on 11/28/24 at 10:20 am to John Barron
Wait.... Girls shite?
Posted on 11/28/24 at 10:23 am to East Coast Band
quote:
I must make sure I can crap pre race, or there will be Major issues
Got to lighten the load.
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