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I’m invited to a wedding next weekend.
Posted on 10/5/24 at 11:12 pm
Posted on 10/5/24 at 11:12 pm
What’s the realistic level of heat I get from my wife if I skip it?
There’s roughly 0% chance I’m sober and attending a wedding during a top matchup of LSU / Ole Miss.
There’s roughly 0% chance I’m sober and attending a wedding during a top matchup of LSU / Ole Miss.
Posted on 10/5/24 at 11:16 pm to Swagga
Just tell her you got COVID and have to be isolated. Doctor’s orders.
Posted on 10/5/24 at 11:17 pm to Swagga
You're a pussy for actually accepting the invite!
Posted on 10/5/24 at 11:17 pm to Swagga
My buddy is getting married during bama/lsu.
Posted on 10/5/24 at 11:19 pm to fastlane
quote:
My buddy is getting married during bama/lsu.
She clearly wears the pants.
Posted on 10/5/24 at 11:25 pm to Swagga
This is why God invented streaming on your cell phone.
Posted on 10/5/24 at 11:28 pm to Swagga
quote:Typical "Alcoholic Trash" LSU fan.
There’s roughly 0% chance I’m sober and attending a wedding during a top matchup of LSU / Ole Miss
Weak Shite!
Posted on 10/5/24 at 11:28 pm to fastlane
quote:How do you know this? Kickoff isn't set yet.
My buddy is getting married during bama/lsu.
It's really not hard these days to keep up with the game on your cell phone.
Also, I can virtually guarantee that if there is a time conflict it will be on a TV somewhere at the reception venue, and most of the men will be watching it, at least casually.
If the bride isn't a selfish bitch, she will even make sure of it (or maybe all my friends' wives are just super cool).
The days of "Don't plan your wedding during football season" are pretty obsolete at this point.
99% of the posters here don't go to games in person anyway.
This post was edited on 10/5/24 at 11:34 pm
Posted on 10/5/24 at 11:29 pm to Swagga
quote:
0% chance I’m sober and attending a wedding
I’d flip the script here. Bring a battery pack to ensure uninterrupted phone streaming and put down 12-19 beverages. This is on her.
Posted on 10/5/24 at 11:38 pm to Santiago_Dunbar
Again, maybe my wife and all the women we know are just exceptionally cool, but I don't understand why you need to sneak/negotiate watching football at a wedding reception. It's expected at every fall wedding I've been to for the last 20 years (which is when my friends started getting married, so definitely every fall wedding I've stood in). They plan for it. When I worked at a popular wedding venue many years ago we had multiple games on the TVs by the "back bar." shite, half the women are usually watching, too.
This post was edited on 10/5/24 at 11:55 pm
Posted on 10/5/24 at 11:50 pm to Swagga
I don’t go to weddings during football season on Saturdays
If they want to be that selfish, its on them
If they want to be that selfish, its on them
Posted on 10/5/24 at 11:53 pm to Swagga
You gotta tell us the family friend makeup. But everyone at the reception will know you’re a bitch. Jewish weddings have to be done by sundown on Friday, built in advantage for us.
Not sure when you got the invite, but you are an a-hole for not responding a week out. You’re not a part of the wedding party, nobody is going to miss you. It only has value if you’re trying to get laid.
Not sure when you got the invite, but you are an a-hole for not responding a week out. You’re not a part of the wedding party, nobody is going to miss you. It only has value if you’re trying to get laid.
Posted on 10/6/24 at 12:03 am to LemmyLives
quote:Read between the lines, genius. His wife clearly already RSVP'd for the both of them.
Not sure when you got the invite, but you are an a-hole for not responding a week out.
This post was edited on 10/6/24 at 12:05 am
Posted on 10/6/24 at 12:27 am to Swagga
Anyone that schedules a wedding during football season are just dumb.
Posted on 10/6/24 at 12:28 am to Swagga
They should have taken advantage of the bye like I did
ETA
Midnight wedding cake is delicious
ETA
Midnight wedding cake is delicious
This post was edited on 10/6/24 at 12:29 am
Posted on 10/6/24 at 12:33 am to semjase
quote:
Typical "Alcoholic Trash" LSU fan. Weak Shite
You’re so much better than everyone.
Congratulations.
Posted on 10/6/24 at 12:36 am to Swagga
The only proper answer to a wedding invitation on a Saturday during football season is -
“I’ll make it to your next wedding - as long as you don’t schedule it during football season again”
“I’ll make it to your next wedding - as long as you don’t schedule it during football season again”
Posted on 10/6/24 at 12:48 am to Swagga
Go to the wedding and make memories
This will just be another LSU game
This will just be another LSU game
This post was edited on 10/6/24 at 12:49 am
Posted on 10/6/24 at 1:01 am to SportsGuyNOLA
quote:My guess is you don't get invited to many weddings anyway because you don't have many friends. Also, you either aren't married or your wife doesn't like you.
I don’t go to weddings during football season on Saturdays
If they want to be that selfish, its on them
This post was edited on 10/6/24 at 1:39 am
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