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First world problem of the day: Pregnant wife edition
Posted on 10/1/24 at 1:31 pm
Posted on 10/1/24 at 1:31 pm
Helped my pregnant wife unload the groceries from the car and went cut the grass while she was unloading them. She must have gotten distracted by our toddler and pregnancy brain must have kicked in thus forgetting to pick up the four packs of chicken we bought. I found them this morning still on the counter. Might as well have put $40 in the shredder 
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Posted on 10/1/24 at 1:32 pm to GeauxTigahs92
Use it as crab bait, have a crab boil. 
Posted on 10/1/24 at 1:33 pm to GeauxTigahs92
you know what to do....
Posted on 10/1/24 at 1:33 pm to GeauxTigahs92
Only 12+ hours at room temperature
ETA: you should chastise your pregnant wife for being forgetful and wasteful, and report back.
ETA: you should chastise your pregnant wife for being forgetful and wasteful, and report back.
This post was edited on 10/1/24 at 1:35 pm
Posted on 10/1/24 at 1:33 pm to Splackavellie
Bruh, crabs don’t like preggo women
Posted on 10/1/24 at 1:34 pm to GeauxTigahs92
Just remember that it's all your fault.
If you weren't dicking around outside on the mower the chicken would have gotten put up.
If you weren't dicking around outside on the mower the chicken would have gotten put up.
Posted on 10/1/24 at 1:34 pm to GeauxTigahs92
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my pregnant wife
Pics?
Posted on 10/1/24 at 1:34 pm to Grassy1
Wrong, they can still get crabs.
Posted on 10/1/24 at 1:34 pm to GeauxTigahs92
That’s funny.
I found the one bag I must have forgotten to take in from Publix this morning in the car
.75 lbs of turkey
.50 pounds of ham
.50 pounds of cheese
I was so pissed
I found the one bag I must have forgotten to take in from Publix this morning in the car
.75 lbs of turkey
.50 pounds of ham
.50 pounds of cheese
I was so pissed
Posted on 10/1/24 at 1:38 pm to GeauxTigahs92
quote:
Helped my pregnant wife unload the groceries from the car and went cut the grass while she was unloading them. She must have gotten distracted by our toddler and pregnancy brain must have kicked in thus forgetting to pick up the four packs of chicken we bought. I found them this morning still on the counter. Might as well have put $40 in the shredder
Since you have never been pregnant, I am sure that you have never made a mistake before...
The story is unfortunate and frustrating but blaming it on her being pregnant is wild.
This post was edited on 10/1/24 at 1:39 pm
Posted on 10/1/24 at 1:40 pm to GeauxTigahs92
This forum app is really having issues lately. I can never get the pics to load anymore.
Posted on 10/1/24 at 1:41 pm to GeauxTigahs92
That's her way of saying she doesn't feel like cooking anything that's not a microwavable anytime soon.
Posted on 10/1/24 at 1:43 pm to GeauxTigahs92
Who.cares, bet you bitched about it to her. She left chicken out, so what you should've put the groceries away for your pregnant wife, ya lazy bustard. Lol
Posted on 10/1/24 at 1:43 pm to GeauxTigahs92
Coming on this site and talking about eating Chicken is just wrong.
Posted on 10/1/24 at 1:43 pm to GeauxTigahs92
Just curious, how did you not go by the kitchen again after mowing until the next morning?
Either live in a mansion or have a weird house layout.
Either live in a mansion or have a weird house layout.
Posted on 10/1/24 at 1:44 pm to jpainter6174
better get a paternity test
Posted on 10/1/24 at 1:44 pm to GeauxTigahs92
Did you not go in the kitchen after cutting the grass? I am sure you needed a cold beer, or glass of water. You could have put them away.
Posted on 10/1/24 at 1:47 pm to GeauxTigahs92
quote:maybe you should have actually helped her unload the groceries
Helped my pregnant wife unload the groceries from the car and went cut the grass while she was unloading them
Posted on 10/1/24 at 1:50 pm to Pelican fan99
I helped her get them from the car but then she said she would take care of picking them up.
Posted on 10/1/24 at 1:51 pm to jpainter6174
She did not pick up all the empty bags so I just assumed they were all empty and when I went to throw them away this morning I found it at the bottom of the pile.
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